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    • Gordon when he sees a chef
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    • Give him spicy water
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    • Gordon: "is the ice fresh?" Cook: "no its frozen" Gordon: "F U C K M E"
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    • “And do you make your ice cream here?” “No chef it’s frozen” “Oh my god”
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    • Gordon: You burned the Fucking water!!
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    • Are these ice cubs fresh or frozen?
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    • You think Gordon Ramsey walked into a McDonald's when he was younger and was like "this is fukin DiSgUsTiNg" so he decided to dedicate his whole life to making food and one day hopes to put them outta business?
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    • Gordon: “are these ice cubes fresh or frozen?” Them: “they’re frozen sir” Gordon (disappointed): “fuck me”
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    • Have you ever had Dasani water? That shit is dry even though it’s water
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    • If Gordan Ramsay ever says water is dry then that means water isnt wet
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    • As someone that's worked in the hospitality industry, it's way easier to agree with your bosses eevn if you have no clue what they are talking about
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    • Gordon: it’s dry you fat bitch. 12 year old girl: umm. *eyes tear up* Gordon: ah piss, wrong show, I’m sorry sweetheart. There are plenty of ppl that would find this acceptable.
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    • Gordon: These ice cubes! Frozen?! Chef: yes. Gordon: You fucking donut!
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    • No no, dry water does exist. It’s like a stale water bottle that’s been left in your car for a few days and it’s all crumply and when you decided to open it, it was hot enough to for you to be a little sad drinking it but you did cause you didn’t have any other options and not hot enough for you to
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    • this stuff is so weirdly funny like that bar rescue guy because their persona is to yell and scream in people's faces but most of the time it's just some random dude trying to save his bar or restaurant agreeing with him while he screams in face for no fuckjng reason.
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    • Gordon when someone pours their heart out and tells him their life story and how they’ve overcome everything that’s thinkable and unthinkable
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    • Well they need to listen to the man and wet the fuckin water
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    • So therefore, the water is indeed not wet
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    • Water is raw
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    • Gordon ramsay is actually pretty nice, he is only mean when he needs to
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    • I wonder if anyone has ever gotten really mad at him and just got into an full blown argument with him to his face
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    • "it's raw"
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    • So is this Gordon confirming that water is indeed NOT wet??
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    • Ok but for real, virile Frank dry water. Too many minerals of the right types and it's like drinking sand
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    • Does his wife say Yes Chef in bed?
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    • He called a soup dry so that’s the closest thing we got
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    • Dasani?
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    • Put pepper and hot sauce in his water and tell him it’s “juice”.
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    • He is drinking Dasani.
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    • I wonder what would happen if a total weeb went on his show and all of a sudden challenged him to a Shokugeki
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    • Must be dasani
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    • ITS FUCKING RAWWW
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    • Hahaha I remember having to respond with “Yes Chef”... always kinda annoyed me
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    • Gordon Ramsay has spoken! Water is dry and in fact needs to be made wet!
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    • I mean hes not really an asshole he's just passionate about cooking
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    • Was he drinking Dasani?
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    • Mix it with some lamb sauce
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    • In a kitchen, you dont argue with the chef!
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    • Little did we know they all have fetishes for being treated like shit
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    • Is it fresh? Frozen.
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    • "it's under cooked"
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    • Water is indeed not wet
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    • I work in a culinary kitchen when our chef tells us to jump you ask how high. Chef is right you are wrong get used to that or get the fuck out of the kitchen.
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    • 10 years from now we might have cured Cancer
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    • Need me some moist water
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    • Gordon always do that he be like the fish tastes like fish make it tastes like a fruit like boi you want it to tastes like fruit after it been though all that grease I’ll pass
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    • Yall never had dry water?
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    • He only gets pissed off at adults, tho. That's because they claim to be "professional chefs". He doesn't yell at the kids on the kid's ones.
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    • Add lamb sauce to it
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    • Disani is a dry water
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    • Someone send me the IT smells like bitch in here meme
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    • Yes chef, thank you chef im doing everything i can
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    • The water if fucking raw!
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    • Well it’s certainly not wet
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    • This made me lol
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    • I went to his burger restruant oml amazing burgers but not worth 55$
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    • "You cooked this perfectly" "thank you chef" "dont piss your pants" is my favorite line hes said
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    • I see no LAMB SAUCE in my water!
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    • Just say yes chef and fix it
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    • Why does it say 31st month 8th day?
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    • I’m a student aid for my school’s cooking class, I need to learn this art
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    • IT'S RAW
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    • No he’d say: you fat fuck, you can’t keep water in the fridge! How many times do I have to say that for it to get into your mammoth fucking thick skull you bastard?
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    • It was Dasani
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    • Water is wet. This is a simple concept, people.
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    • Yo what if a she called you chef during sex "ugh, you like that shit?" "Yes chef"
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    • Needs more h20 in it
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    • wAs ThIs WaTeR fRoZeN?!?
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    • You fucking DONKEY
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    • I'm pretty sure Gordon Ramsay makes up shit as he goes along half the shit he does/days doesnt make any sense
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    • Then they get hammered by his meaty hog
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    • iTs ToO bLaNd
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    • Y'all ever drink some dry ass water
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    • He was drinking Dasani
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    • probably gave him dasani
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    • BBQ water
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    • Water isn’t wet. Hot dogs are sandwiches.
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    • Gordon checking my DMs “It’s dry”
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    • Yes chef. Thank you chef.
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    • Gordon Ramsay when he tries pretty much anything: IT'S FUCKING RAW!
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    • Is the ice fresh or frozen
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    • Why is this actually funny?
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    • *Sips water* Gordon: This water's so undercooked it's still Oxygen and Hydrogen
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    • Water isnt dry though. So that makes no sense
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