• My parents: oh your swimsuit isn't too tight
My cock:
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    • My soft dick is small so this is legit the worst thing ever. I need my shorts to say grower not a shower
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    • gotta get trunks, they got room to let ya schmeat swang
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    • No joke, the doctor who did my ultrasounds commented on my fat cock. I was also the only boy at that hospital the whoole week.
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    • I felt that one
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    • I fucking hate swim suits with that fucking netting inside. It’s so fucking uncomfortable but my mom keeps fucking buying them even though I keep telling her not to
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    • Where's that picture of SpongeBob phasing through a metal wall
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    • Apparently PornHub made a swimsuit that hides your dick when you swim so you don't flash everyone at the pool
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    • Ok men. I dont get this shit. When my dick is soft it can literally be maybe 1 fucking inch. But hard its a solid 6 inches. How? Where? I can't wear sweatpants or swim shorts. Cause it looks like i have no dick?
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    • Boys, how do your dick and balls sit in your pants? I never understood. Also, do they get in the way when you walk?
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    • I WAS JUST IN THE POOL AND MY TRUNKS WERE GETTING A LITTLE ON THE SMALLER SIDE SO MY COCK SHOWED THROUGH AND ALL MY FRIENDS WERE STARING AT IT THE WHOLE TIME
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    • Having a small dick and having a bone when this happens is really fucking embarrassing and annoying
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    • Bro the netting cups your balls hella hard sometimes
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    • My original comment was this picture, but it was reported for being "highly innapropriate" but here is my FUCKING OPINION ONCE AGAIN
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    • Idk who is feeling this reference bc my dick doesn't even reach the inside of my swimsuit.
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    • a
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    • Guys look at the made with mematic in the bottom right corner
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    • Did anyone else have penis inspection day at school?
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    • Yours makes a dent?
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    • I don’t wear bathing suits, I go butt naked and cover myself in baby oil so I’m too slippery for the lifeguards or catch
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    • Why would you have a chicken in your pants?
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    • I wear spandex under the swim trunks. No free advertising, only my wife gets to see the show.
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    • Hate when this happens in my bikini smh😤
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    • Sorry I don’t speak 11/11
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    • Ahhh sorry I don't wear speedos
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    • I’m a grower not a shower. Kinda nice Bc if I get pantsed in public it’s like haha small wiener but when I’m with a girl it’s like here comes horse cock mcgee.
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    • Dear guys, you "notice" girls boobs and butts in swimsuits...we "notice" your dicks. (All's fair in a wet bathing suit. You can look but don't touch {without permission.})
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    • It looks like a little bean
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    • I always considered myself small but when I met my boyfriend he'd commented quite a bit about my size. I thought he was just trying to pump up my ego a little until I started paying attention and noticed I'm always bulging through all my pants. bathing suits dont leave too much to the imagination...
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    • Hate when the cold pool water shrinks your weiner and then your 2 inch punisher is visible 😞
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    • the cock
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    • Korn:hater
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    • Me dick too is an entire person trying to bust through a wall
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    • Bruh I honestly hate being a grower. If I'm gonna show off a bulge, can I at least show it off at full potential?
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    • thats the main reason i dont swim anymore
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    • 8 this meme is not going to be supposed to be a meme
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    • nice cock
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    • No one has ever said that
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    • Buy the PornHub swimsuit
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    • Question. Do guys with large wieners still turtlehead? Seroiusly curious because mine hides like im going to beat it.
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    • Real talk my gf said my dick was too girthy :(
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    • Does anyone know a swimsuit company without the net inside? It hurts ma schlong
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    • Cock
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    • Tahts how i saw my first pp actually
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    • You guys every wear an old pair of underwear under your swim shorts? My current shorts have the netting in it but when I’m wearing it my dick is just flopping everywhere. I kind of don’t want that to happen in front of my family in my pool.
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    • That day... It was a fine august evening. The sun was about to set and I had just climbed out of the pool to dry off and go home when it happened. A smoking hot chick laying in a beach chair saw my tiny, shriveled up shlong, looked me in the eye, and awkwardly looked away. My ego has never recovered
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    • Futas? Yes.
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    • try wearing a tech suit
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    • Is that a MF Say10 reference!
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    • Send proof
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    • Whats it like having balls?
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    • and thats why i wear trunks
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    • Suckers, I'm a grower so the true power is hidden until I go super sayan
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    • I literally went swimming last night for the first time in a while and i put on my old swimsuit and it was so tight that when I messed with the button it flew off like a bullet. My dummy thickness is getting out of control
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    • When you step out of the pool and your dick is just like “hey look over here”
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    • cock?~
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    • Etheldrea you will never know my struggle
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    • XxGokuismxX lol babe this was you today
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    • Mhmm. It's always awkward...
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    • Bro for anyone who swims you have to wear a jammer if your a guy and you just get to the point we’re you don’t care
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    • Talk to me when you have to wear a carbon tech swim suit for competitive swimming.
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    • Yep sounds about right. I don’t like it when it does that only because there children around.
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    • Gotta let the boys breathe
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    • boxer briefs under jammers gang
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    • I hate that
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    • “It ain’t much, but it’s honest work.”
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    • Wear speedos under board shorts
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    • The problem with spandex panties...
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    • The word cock should only be reserved for dirty talk
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    • You have a weird looking cock
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    • Yes problem is that swimsuit would have to be extremely tight to see anything bud
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    • Is this that scene from nightmare on elm street?
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    • Can't relate
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    • Bukkake
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    • I’m a swimmer who normally wears speedos, so this doesn’t really bother me anymore
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    • Just lampshade the obvious boner impression, duh. Anyways, it’ll embarrass your parents more.
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    • That’s why I just wear shorts in the water, not normal swim suits. Don’t really have that issue, and if I’m really worried, I’ll wear tighter undergarments,
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    • I wear boxer briefs under my swim shorts. Makes me feel comfortable
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    • idk why but the wording of this feels.... wrong
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    • Idk about other guys but straight up does anyone just cut the net out of swimming trunks or am i the only one
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    • NICE COCK
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    • I don’t have a dick tho
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    • Its all people describing their dicks huh
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    • If you're old enough to refer to it as a cock, then you should b buying your own swimsuits.
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