• SWORDFISH... QUICK WITH ITS SWORD...
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    • Gunfish goes extinct 4 days later because as it turns out, bullets don't work so well underwater
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    • The tactical nuke fish is the most dangerous predator in the ocean
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    • Never bring a knife to a gunfight
      Noon_Head 30 jun
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    • I know a feature when I see one. At least it’s not fucking porn like 90% of them are these days 😒
      SarAhey 1 jul
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    • Penfish is mightier
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    • Water isn't compressable. Those bullets wont make it far, the sword fish would win.
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    • Guys I need some advice. Should I stay in this reaalashtionship If this girl is pouring her emotional baggage on to me?it doesn’t feel good, but i think it helps her vent. I like her but I feel like I’m holding this big weight on my shoulders when she does this. Idk what to do.
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    • Where’s the shield fish?
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    • They both lose to penfish. Pen is mightier than sword
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    • if you’ve seen all episodes of dual -by berd you would know this isn’t true
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    • Who put the gunfish on burst
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    • Do divers really get stabbed by swordfish?
      C_Matic 1 jul
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    • I had a dream last night where my cousin caught a swordfish by the snout in waist high water and I grilled it for my family. I've never tasted swordfish, but the flavor in my dream was so specific I have to try it now & see if my dream got it right.
      Volcryn 1 jul
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    • air_deer 1 jul
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    • The gun is mightier than the sword! Mhm! What a genius quote!
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    • But we must not forget the great laser shark
      DrZwicky 4 jul
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    • What ever happened to that T-Rex meme ?it was this format
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    • Shiroyama
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    • Pen gun, mightier than the sword gun
      masturb8 3 jul
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    • Fucking gaming commission’s gonna try to ban all speargun fish. Not in my free international waters!
      ATOMlC 1 jul
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    • BUT THEN THERES THE PENFISH! MIGHTER THEN THE SWORDFISH!
      cademan 1 jul
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    • What about it's mightier cousin, the penfish?
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    • Fuck gunfish all my homies hate gunfish
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    • Is this featured or also in collective
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    • MMMM WHATCHA SAAAAAAAYYYY
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    • There are in fact trigger fish so...
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    • Better watch out for the pen fish
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    • Terraria...
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    • Never bring a sword to a gun fight
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    • Footage 1 jul
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    • Good thing I have a pen gun, mightier than the sword gun
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    • Natural selection
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    • Huuurrr durrr America fish haha I said America in a post about guns so that makes me fuuunnnyyy
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    • Chariot can deflect bullets so gunfish gonna get yeeted
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    • UH THIS ISNT FUNNY
      zurmsz 1 jul
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      Zental 1 jul
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    • Forgot they existed
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    • Swordfish first to the fight oohrah he’s a swordfish
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    • Dolphins will evolve into a communicable species in the next 1000 years
      _Pulse_ 4 jul
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    • Never bring a swordfish to a gunfish fight
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    • Party this you fuckin casual
      MarkRise 4 jul
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    • Bullets only travel up to 6 feet in water
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    • Never be a swordfish in a gunfish fight
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    • Wait till you see the penfish
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    • Despite marking up 13% of the population, gunfish...
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    • Bullets don't do well under water
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    • humans
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    • I forgot swordfish even existed
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    • With these upgrades, you never stood a chance
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    • A school of gunfish
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    • Can heat up its sword.
      stubby 3 jul
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    • Obviously the "laser fish" is the best fish, it is still alive in minecraft today guarding the ocean monuments.
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    • Don’t bring a sword fish to a gun fish fight
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    • Gunfish gunfish
      Rothgang 3 jul
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    • Does anyone have a video of a swordfish actually catching a fish?
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    • What till this mf meets the penfish...
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    • Bullets dont travel through water that well
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    • I think you mean the pistol shrimp
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    • wait until it evolves into the nuke-fish
      jloy5551 2 jul
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    • Gate
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    • Wait swordfish are apex????
      Refign 2 jul
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    • Fish silver chariot fish sliver chariot
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    • Fake, gun fish would have to be within point blank range to even do anything
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    • Dont bring a swordfish to a gunfish fight
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    • Any fight can be a knife fight if you try hard enough
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    • Never bring a swordfish to a gunfish fight
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    • This the kinda shit I think is happening in the US black sites like wtf
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    • Chainsawman
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    • I saw a huge ass Marlin eating Mahi Mahi while I was fishing last week.
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    • I was disappointed to learn that swordfish dont actually uss their sword for anything
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    • Congrats on feature
      Horns 2 jul
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    • Actually no cuz bullets can’t travel underwater
      Atien_ 2 jul
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    • The swordfish was never the apex predator, as it was always beneath the mightier penfish
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    • The Megashark.
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    • Is it better than the sawtooth shark?
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    • Frantically makes D&D stat block
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    • Missed opportunity for a Penfish
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    • Anime says otherwise
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    • Does that mean that there's bullet fish?
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    • Bears are the apex
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    • Sword Fish Online
      Its_Mii 2 jul
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    • Bullet shrimp
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    • so I gotta ask, what would the gun fish shoo.t.. don't say it you asshole
      jaeare 2 jul
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    • "Sword" Saint Isshin
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    • Enter the gungeon be like
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    • That fish can’t have a gun, it’s illegal.
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    • Kek
      Lenins 1 jul
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    • Just wait for the nukefish.
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    • Both pale in comparison to the Pen Fish
      Doat 1 jul
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    • @Xinity steals shit from reddit, fuck you @Xinity
      12345839 1 jul
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    • Penfish > Swordfish
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    • polnaref vs hol horse be like
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    • The pen fish is mightier tho. Hes coming for you
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