• Swordfight after man robs shop with
sword
but shopkeeper pulls out
huge scimitar
You picked the
wrong shop, fool
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    • A man who keeps a scimitar under his counter is a fool every day but one
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    • They have curved swords. Curved. Swords.
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    • Duel of fates screams in the background
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    • My man chose a red guard
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    • A DUEL FOR THE CONTENTS OF THE SHOP, IT SHALL BE
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    • Comically large sword
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    • When you piss off the Skyrim shopkeeper
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    • He who sleeps with a machete
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    • SenseiWu 3 aug
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    • Call an ambulance, but not for me
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    • Can I cut in?
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    • It Has To Be This Way starts playing
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    • I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
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    • Parry this you filthy casual
      user1tom 5 aug
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    • Thank god I’m still armed from my Persian army LARP battle
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    • It's time to d d d d Duel
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    • Didn’t some dude jango Fett his landlord with one of those
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    • I will just assume that scimitar is a euphemism for penis.
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    • Honestly using a picture of Zuko from ATLA would've worked better
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    • The bravest person is the one who stayed behind to click a photo
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    • I thought it said huge schmeat. Still impressed
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    • HAHA here before him
      i22367 3 aug
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    • I keep a horse dildo for self defense. Any motherfucker can pop an invader. Beat a man with a horse dildo, that's worse than any punishment the legal system has my friend
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    • Falchion not a scimitar
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    • Shut yo American ass up
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    • The robber brought in a machete and the shopkeeper pulled out this massive sword, the robber turned and ran the second he saw it. You can watch the footage on YouTube
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    • *duels if the fates blasts out of the loudspeakers as the shopkeeper does a backflip over the counter*
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    • His expression though. 😂
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    • NovaEye 6 aug
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    • Comically large scimitar
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    • Time to whip out the ags
      theatheistcock 6 aug
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    • Hello, sword boy!!
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    • i sleep with dual machetes next to me in bed
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    • He's got a sword. You idiot, we've all got swords!
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    • WacoT53 5 aug
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    • Are they rune
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    • Have at thee
      MT06 5 aug
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    • The guy stoned of his ass waiting to buy some doritos:
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    • Not a scimitar, that is a Fantasy sword. If you look up the word scimitar you get the fantasy definition. In order to see what a real one looks like you have search Historical Scimitar -HEMA 7 years
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    • So you have chosen death
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    • Sikhi men always carry a sword on them, if they draw the blade they must draw blood before putting it away. At least that's why the guy wouldn't show me the blade
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    • I say it every time. I love the Sikh people. Anyone who's culture requires them to be armed is a friend of mine. And they're so nice
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    • Years of academy training not wasted
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    • The dude when he finally gets the chance to use his scimitar
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    • Via runescape logic you lose
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    • It’s me Carl chill CHILL!
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    • G u n
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    • You see those warriors from Hammerfell? They have curved swords. Curved. Swords.
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    • Shoulda used a zweihander
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    • Me who just bought a Civil war Calvary Sabre
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    • Well? Did they duel?
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    • The dude who tried to rob him
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    • I was running with 2 cleavers 1 night & 2 people ran out the bushes with pocket knives, I screamed it's a fine day to die, then they ran off
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    • You never should have come here!
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    • I have guns. But I lock them up. I keep a 7 foot spear and a war axe by my bed.
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    • Pirates of the gas station
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    • Mans already got windshear
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    • This is just beautifully
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    • Imagine your all high getting snacks and suddenly the cashier is having an all out sword fight with the robber like its the dark ages
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    • Cashier to robber:
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    • They all called me crazy -shopkeep
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    • I don't know why, but I imagine it going like this: "put the money in the bag" "wait, you have a sword? I have a sword!" "Oh shit, let's duel! En garde!"
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    • Who won?
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    • "There can be only one!"
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    • Better yet the had a SWORDFIGHT in the MIDDLE OF A GAS STATION
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    • For Honor vibes.
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    • Yeah but who won
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    • That shopkeeper must have been unbelievably hyped when he saw a dude roll up with a sword
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    • My man’s completed monkey madness
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    • EN GUARDE HERETIC
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    • Texas or Florida?
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    • Parry this you fucking casual
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    • Ew. Dex build.
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    • There's always a bigger fish
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    • Should pulled out the 40
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    • Will and Elizabeth By Klaus Badelt starts playing
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    • Imagine being the stoner that saw that whilst high off his ass.
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    • Just pulls out a dragon scimmy
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    • Rune or dragon
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    • Robber: "Give me everything in that register or I'll slice you up!" Shopkeeper: "Never should've come here!" *Skyrim fight music plays over intercom*
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    • Who won?
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    • That shopkeeper has waited his entire life for this moment
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    • He ready to pk
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    • pulls out an Albion Principe and cuts the dude in half
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    • Parry this you fucking casual
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    • Soul caliber them intesifies
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