SWITCHING JOBS FROM SERVICE DOG TO DRUG SNIFFING DOG IS THE BEST DECISION I EVER MADE.
OH YEAH, WOOF OR SOMETHING
BasedNervousAri1616 BasedNervousAri1616
28 sep 2020
SWITCHING JOBS FROM SERVICE DOG TO DRUG SNIFFING DOG IS THE BEST DECISION I EVER MADE. OH YEAH, WOOF OR SOMETHING
Nobody:
History channel at midnight:
shadey12 shadey12
7 apr
Nobody: History channel at midnight:
When my brain keeps telling me
I'm not good enough for someone:
ir
WHY ARE YOU BOOING ME?
I'm YOu
Argon Argon
10 nov 2020
When my brain keeps telling me I'm not good enough for someone: ir WHY ARE YOU BOOING ME? I'm YOu
Trying to drive through an area noted for being our greatest strength.
AntiNoonMeatball AntiNoonMeatball
1 may
Trying to drive through an area noted for being our greatest strength.
Parents when you mention that your mental state might have something to do with how you were raised..
Parents when you mention that your mental state might have something to do with how you were raised..
Ammo prices got me
sighting in my guns like;
It's all up to you little buddy
jbmack_920 jbmack_920
16 jun
Ammo prices got me sighting in my guns like; It's all up to you little buddy
WHEN SHE IS 35 WITH 5 KIDS AND FINALLY READY TO SETTLE DOWN
Spartakiss Spartakiss
9 jun
WHEN SHE IS 35 WITH 5 KIDS AND FINALLY READY TO SETTLE DOWN
Millennials "You don't understand how bad words hurt!!"
Literally everyone born before 1995:
CU_rcwalsh1942 CU_rcwalsh1942
22 jun
Millennials "You don't understand how bad words hurt!!" Literally everyone born before 1995:
Me: "Hi mom! How was your d-"
Mom: "Your school called today."
torn torn
25 sep 2020
Me: "Hi mom! How was your d-" Mom: "Your school called today."
Wonder if she filled my bowl today?
blind_storagefull69 blind_storagefull69
14 apr
Wonder if she filled my bowl today?
Thought 'all should meet my new child, Sir
Baloo He's about 12 weeks old and is a fucking dick but we love him - Thought y’all should meet my new child, Sir Baloo🥰 He’s about 12 weeks old and is a fucking dick but we love him
basementbaby basementbaby
20 sep 2020
Thought 'all should meet my new child, Sir Baloo He's about 12 weeks old and is a fucking dick but we love him - Thought y’all should meet my new child, Sir Baloo🥰 He’s about 12 weeks old and is a fucking dick but we love him
Calvin Rickson, an engineer from Texas
University has designed a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling, bouncing up and down, and stops nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.
"Some men just want to wateh the world burn"
Calvin Rickson, an engineer from Texas University has designed a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling, bouncing up and down, and stops nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in. "Some men just want to wateh the world burn"
Me: Does literally nothing
Random part of my body:
I said we hurting to
CommunistMoose CommunistMoose
12 jan 2021
Me: Does literally nothing Random part of my body: I said we hurting to
BIRD, HOW DID YOU GET SO SUCCESSFUL?
STOLE A TON OF MONEY.
THAT WAS STEP ONE.
poorlydrawnlines
MPBaby MPBaby
24 sep 2020
BIRD, HOW DID YOU GET SO SUCCESSFUL? STOLE A TON OF MONEY. THAT WAS STEP ONE. poorlydrawnlines
A three second exposure meant that subjects had to stand very still to avoid being blurred, holding a smile for that period was tricky. As a result, we have a tendency to see our Victorian ancestors as even more formal and stern than they might have been.
JAVCT JAVCT
25 sep 2020
A three second exposure meant that subjects had to stand very still to avoid being blurred, holding a smile for that period was tricky. As a result, we have a tendency to see our Victorian ancestors as even more formal and stern than they might have been.
Me and my Cat Mo - Me and my Cat Mo
ArealgamerC ArealgamerC
24 sep 2020
Me and my Cat Mo - Me and my Cat Mo
Re UNDER ARREST
You
FOR .BEING GAMN CUTE
kyoko_Kun kyoko_Kun
23 apr
Re UNDER ARREST You FOR .BEING GAMN CUTE
The deep thoughts of a
simple working man
What can be better than pizza and beer?
boobs
extreme_tinfoilmp4 extreme_tinfoilmp4
27 jan 2021
The deep thoughts of a simple working man What can be better than pizza and beer? boobs
Is this the language of hot girls?
ABE
KUK
EF
Is this the language of hot girls? ABE KUK EF
"can u be serious for 1 second"
me:
QueenAndromeda QueenAndromeda
4 nov 2020
"can u be serious for 1 second" me:
Me: "I can study with music, it helps me concentrate"
Me 10 minutes later:
Amo_ose Amo_ose
22 apr
Me: "I can study with music, it helps me concentrate" Me 10 minutes later: