Superman is flying around the city, feeling horny as hell. He suddenly sees Wonder Woman lying naked, legs apart, on top of a building. He thinks, "This is my chance!" and swoops down, faster than speeding bullet, fucks her deep and hard and is gone in the blink of an eye. Wonder Woman sits up and says ,"What the hell was that!?"
The Invisible Man rolls off her and says, "I have no idea but my fuckin' asshole hurts like hell!"
Superman is flying around the city, feeling horny as hell. He suddenly sees Wonder Woman lying naked, legs apart, on top of a building. He thinks, "This is my chance!" and swoops down, faster than speeding bullet, fucks her deep and hard and is gone in the blink of an eye. Wonder Woman sits up and says ,"What the hell was that!?" The Invisible Man rolls off her and says, "I have no idea but my fuckin' asshole hurts like hell!"
When you open your car door on a hot day and
Satan's heat wave hits you
ravenriverwind ravenriverwind
5 nov 2020
When you open your car door on a hot day and Satan's heat wave hits you
@LilithLovett
"To get one's revenge is Based.
To pussy out at the last second during the third act is Cringe".
- Confucius
Bonti Bonti
24 feb
@LilithLovett "To get one's revenge is Based. To pussy out at the last second during the third act is Cringe". - Confucius
When your co-workers keep quiting but you're in it for the long haul
keep telling everybody that they should move on.
Some do, but not us.
jemd3
10 mar
When your co-workers keep quiting but you're in it for the long haul keep telling everybody that they should move on. Some do, but not us.
I have so much respect and appreciation for my local supermarket workers
PROMO
Cats Cats
24 sep 2020
I have so much respect and appreciation for my local supermarket workers PROMO
When you're walking with ur dog at night & suddenly he stops & stares into the empty darkness & starts growling
Me: *starts singing gospel songs*
overstuffedopossum overstuffedopossum
24 sep 2020
When you're walking with ur dog at night & suddenly he stops & stares into the empty darkness & starts growling Me: *starts singing gospel songs*
So January is next year.. Next month..
and next week ?
Chickabo Chickabo
28 dec 2020
So January is next year.. Next month.. and next week ?
vvnen you re tigntening a bolt really tight, and then it suddenly gets really loose.
Bread_of_Pain Bread_of_Pain
20 nov 2020
vvnen you re tigntening a bolt really tight, and then it suddenly gets really loose.
feeding my dog
* * *My food
dog:
me eating my cheese burger and fries
Our food
Trash0Man Trash0Man
24 sep 2020
feeding my dog * * *My food dog: me eating my cheese burger and fries Our food
LIFTING WEIGHTS MAKES WOMEN HUGE?
FALSE. CUPCAKES MAKE WOMEN HUGE.
Spongeboob64 Spongeboob64
25 may
LIFTING WEIGHTS MAKES WOMEN HUGE? FALSE. CUPCAKES MAKE WOMEN HUGE.
How I feel when I'm on top & he's grabbing onto my love handles
Tabby Tabby
7 may
How I feel when I'm on top & he's grabbing onto my love handles
Since hair cant be recovered from fossils, nobody can tell me that dinosaurs didnt look like this
pickles05
15 apr
Since hair cant be recovered from fossils, nobody can tell me that dinosaurs didnt look like this
Be careful what you wish for!
deadly_idkwhattona deadly_idkwhattona
18 feb
Be careful what you wish for!
Everybody asks who's the impostor
but nobody asks how's the impostor
dreadigon dreadigon
23 sep 2020
Everybody asks who's the impostor but nobody asks how's the impostor
"Y'all broke up?"
Nah, she broke. I'm Up.
TimmyTheStreamer TimmyTheStreamer
16 oct 2020
"Y'all broke up?" Nah, she broke. I'm Up.