STYLE ( SPACEWALK SIONA
stainedFortNiteBR stainedFortNiteBR
24 jun 2020
STYLE ( SPACEWALK SIONA
john
@sexhaver4200
just seen a sponge bob show on the tv. why the yellow man don't leave the octopus alone
confusing confusing
26 sep 2020
john @sexhaver4200 just seen a sponge bob show on the tv. why the yellow man don't leave the octopus alone
booksididnt
My resume pales in comparison.
ALAN MOORE
Writer / Wizard / Mall Santa / Rasputin Impersonator
News
booksididnt My resume pales in comparison. ALAN MOORE Writer / Wizard / Mall Santa / Rasputin Impersonator News
Today let us give thanks to Al
Leong, henchman in every action movie in the 80's and 90's. Nobody else could hench like this man.
Today let us give thanks to Al Leong, henchman in every action movie in the 80's and 90's. Nobody else could hench like this man.
Doc and Marty made it to 2021.
Doc and Marty made it to 2021.
The Dolphins
are worth
looking at as well!
trim_okthatsfunnyaf trim_okthatsfunnyaf
19 may
The Dolphins are worth looking at as well!
INS THE GARHER, ISN'THE?
No. What if were to say io you
"Meesa beena bad Girl'?
HunterForHire HunterForHire
27 sep 2020
INS THE GARHER, ISN'THE? No. What if were to say io you "Meesa beena bad Girl'?
Reporter: So Fred, you're 97! What's your secret?
Fred: I sucked a cock for a watch once.
Reporter: I meant secret of your longevity.
Fred: Oh! Fruits and vegetables.
Reporter: So Fred, you're 97! What's your secret? Fred: I sucked a cock for a watch once. Reporter: I meant secret of your longevity. Fred: Oh! Fruits and vegetables.
When you plan on speeding over the speed limit to a song you really like but a slow ass
car in front of you ruins the moment for you and the song
made with mematic
When you plan on speeding over the speed limit to a song you really like but a slow ass car in front of you ruins the moment for you and the song made with mematic
Anyone can piss their pants. It takes a real man to piss his shirt too.
- Clit Eastwood
Andrew_fitz78 Andrew_fitz78
17 mar
Anyone can piss their pants. It takes a real man to piss his shirt too. - Clit Eastwood
When your mom calls you responsible all the you way to school and you remember
you forgot your backpack
mikaylahi
16 jun
When your mom calls you responsible all the you way to school and you remember you forgot your backpack
Me: touches a body part that hurts
My brain:
do it again.
ShaneTrowell
17 feb
Me: touches a body part that hurts My brain: do it again.
When you finish welding and realize you're on fire.
pleble pleble
2 mar
When you finish welding and realize you're on fire.
Just bought this cat from PetSmart and I ain't heard him meow since we left the store, maybe he speak Spanish idk lol
al =
crustytoenailmplol crustytoenailmplol
22 sep 2020
Just bought this cat from PetSmart and I ain't heard him meow since we left the store, maybe he speak Spanish idk lol al =
Why are you jumping?
lam making milkshake
ThePunisher4 ThePunisher4
24 sep 2020
Why are you jumping? lam making milkshake
Leonardo DiCaprio should have won Oscar for holding an eye contact with Bellucci
Monica
Spiders Spiders
10 nov 2020
Leonardo DiCaprio should have won Oscar for holding an eye contact with Bellucci Monica
When someone comes out to party with me for the first time
reacky to die
LolaBit LolaBit
21 jun
When someone comes out to party with me for the first time reacky to die
id
CLEARLY
you don't have a father figure
id CLEARLY you don't have a father figure
DBWhale DBWhale
21 sep 2020
SHUMRUP I'M LISTENING TO Yaa iit Ta