Students For Liberty @sfliberty ih
When someone
Bruuuuh
Ba
Replying to
Owl expert here! (Ornithologist) That owl is in fact orgasming
PM - 24 Oct 2017
Students For Liberty @sfliberty ih When someone Bruuuuh Ba Replying to Owl expert here! (Ornithologist) That owl is in fact orgasming PM - 24 Oct 2017
My poor French teacher today was talking about the word "cell phone" and how in
German the word for cell phone translates to handy..... which led to
Professor: Isn't that so cute!? The word handy is just adorable. Like why don't we say that in
English.
One brave Student: .....because it's slang for a handjob
Professor: *visibly looses five years off his life* why are you Americans like this.
My poor French teacher today was talking about the word "cell phone" and how in German the word for cell phone translates to handy..... which led to Professor: Isn't that so cute!? The word handy is just adorable. Like why don't we say that in English. One brave Student: .....because it's slang for a handjob Professor: *visibly looses five years off his life* why are you Americans like this.
here are six stimulus checks hidden in chocolate bars throughout the country.
JudgementalRooster
28 dec 2020
here are six stimulus checks hidden in chocolate bars throughout the country.
Me: "barks back at my dog*
My dog wondering why I just started swearing at her:
PINEY
Pixey Pixey
22 may
Me: "barks back at my dog* My dog wondering why I just started swearing at her: PINEY
When you introduce someone to a new Netflix series
Youlike that?
Klutch145 Klutch145
29 oct 2020
When you introduce someone to a new Netflix series Youlike that?
Yashar Ali @
ya ya
Follow
Nic Cage is in Kazakhstan..here with the First
Lady. It's likely he got paid for this (he's broke), I have reached out to his publicist.
SEGA
kuzmenko kuzmenko
6 apr
Yashar Ali @ ya ya Follow Nic Cage is in Kazakhstan..here with the First Lady. It's likely he got paid for this (he's broke), I have reached out to his publicist. SEGA
When you're at a store and see a
parent ignoring their out of control kid.
dwizzy9904 dwizzy9904
5 feb
When you're at a store and see a parent ignoring their out of control kid.
some GuY my SON PLAYS XBOX WITH
AL___
Wot
Nipples
WetNipples WetNipples
11 dec 2020
some GuY my SON PLAYS XBOX WITH AL___ Wot Nipples
I PICTURE MY SANTA CLAUS RIPPING ROLLING BURNOUTS IN A TOR-RED '70
'CUDA WITH A 426 HEMI AND A 4 SPEED
Customz_Daily Customz_Daily
26 dec 2020
I PICTURE MY SANTA CLAUS RIPPING ROLLING BURNOUTS IN A TOR-RED '70 'CUDA WITH A 426 HEMI AND A 4 SPEED
Bro went from the "The weekend" to the "The month"
Quarantine really did this dude in
La_Chula La_Chula
3 oct 2020
Bro went from the "The weekend" to the "The month" Quarantine really did this dude in
Me looking at the blunt after it almost made me throw up
Me looking at the blunt after it almost made me throw up
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Watermelon sugar high
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Why is shaved Keanu
Reeves about to take 20 points from Gryffindor
TrenDerX472 TrenDerX472
15 mar
Why is shaved Keanu Reeves about to take 20 points from Gryffindor
The British when the websites offers them Cookies instead of Biscuits :
The frickin colonies
nope306 nope306
10 jun
The British when the websites offers them Cookies instead of Biscuits : The frickin colonies
I just want someone to love me as much as this dog loves his brick.
SpareParts SpareParts
25 sep 2020
I just want someone to love me as much as this dog loves his brick.
When I babysit my niece she makes me play operation. Her favorite part is when she dies and we have a funeral her.
BigNinjaBoi BigNinjaBoi
18 feb
When I babysit my niece she makes me play operation. Her favorite part is when she dies and we have a funeral her.
Much like the chameleon, huskies are able to blend into their environment until it seems as if they are invisible.
Darkcloud197 Darkcloud197
21 sep 2020
Much like the chameleon, huskies are able to blend into their environment until it seems as if they are invisible.
MAY
STAR WARS RETURN OF THE
ore Lucks
Vraplt All Up
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