• Stubbing
your little
toe ona
coffee
table
Reminding your
children not
to repeat
those grown up
words
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    • Why are curse words called “adult words” but then as soon as someone start saying them they get called immature?
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    • My 5 year old is always telling me “don’t say that daddy!”
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    • Why the fuck is there a comment of a pizza fucking a furry
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    • When the teacher catches me searching up “no-no words” on the school computer:
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    • Thanks for all the smiles, everyone! It was an awesome surprise to see one of my own memes Featured!
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    • I wanna play cuphead so bad but I don't have a pic :(
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    • Cuphead is a ridiculously hard game and I love it.
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    • Look up my name on the internet
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    • These memes are ok
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    • Let the kids say it. Let him say fuck
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    • Had a speech problem in elementary. The street said fox and I said that and my mom reached behind the seat within a sec and smacked the shit outta my head saying I shouldn’t be saying that and I said what “fox” and she finally understood. Went to the bowling alley and Dairy Queen afterward
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    • Today my dad told me that his first word was"bullshit"
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    • Boat_Man I fucking love you
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    • *Telling them to do it
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    • I babysit a girl and boy and the girl always say "Don't say that mommy!" to the mom (she casually swears a lot) and she replies with "Don't tell me what to do, I'm a grown fucking adult and can swear when I want" Then is shocked when the little boy repeats her. I never got the 1/2
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    • People who can’t control themselves(unless they have legitimate medical conditions) are inferior. People who have conditions are also technically inferior but they carry less or no blame
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    • Fuck that in my house every word is allowed if you’re angry scream fuck as loud as you can it’s good for your soul but if you start cussing out your mom you’re gonna get beat words are harmless but don’t be a disrespectful twat
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    • Stupid bitch ass cunt fucking whore! My fucking jesus sweet Murphy's tits!! ... oh hi sweetheart! Don't say those naughty words k? K love you!
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    • I was watching a video in my car with my sisters kid and the moment this dude went “fuck” all I hear behind me is “what’s a fuck”. I was scared the whole ride home that he was gonna blurt it out at some point. Then today my sister called a seagull a mother fucker and he said it and she didn’t care.
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    • Why is it so bad if children learn swear words, really. What if we all collectively decided not to give a shit
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    • Teach them how to use the words correctly
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    • I complain more when I stub my toe than when I get kicked in the ribs.
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    • Fuck them kids
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    • Best way to teach your kids not to swear, is to just stop swearing. Seriously. Even if youre out with friends or just away from the kids, if you just break the habit of swearing you'll make a better roll model.
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    • I’m teaching my kids how to swear when they get old enough to go to like 1st grade and when I do I’ll make sure I mention “don’t say these words around other adults cuz they’re pussies”
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    • Im I the only one that thinks cursing isn't going to ruin my kids childhood?
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    • “FUCKING NIGGA WITH HARD ER AT THE END”
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    • You can’t teach what you don’t do!
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    • We handle cussing in such a shitty way as a society. We tell kids not to cuss and then randomly we’re fine with cussing at a certain age
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    • I have stubbed my toe on worse.
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    • I still remember when I was 2. My mom cursed oike a sailor and didn't try not to in front if me unless there were alot of people around, and my first cousin taught me how to use them all right
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    • Parents: don't say cuss words Also parents: I'm in the mood to recite every bad word I know in this one paragraph
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    • I accidentally said cu nt in a whataburger and my 2 year old nephew called the waitress a cu n t🤣🤣
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    • Kids are gross
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    • Can momthers please go back to Facebook?
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    • My first word was technically frog, but it came out as “fuck”. My brother would tell me to tell his friend “you are a frogging idiot” and I did.
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    • Who the fuck calls it a little toe, that's shits a pinky toe
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    • when I stub my toe, I screech and fall to the floor.... I'm a 24 year old man.
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    • Jiminy cricket on a toadstool. I’ll never forget those adult words.
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    • chewbue ayy cuphead
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    • Cagney is a dick
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    • This game infuriates me
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    • well i happen to enjoy this picture of a pizza slice fucking whatever that is
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    • I really don't swear much at home. I've worked in shops. Joined the Marines and lots of other stuff I just say other stuff.
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    • I've kicked my foot so much that I don't even care anymore
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    • Swearing actually increases your pain tolerance so...
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    • Stub a toe. Ticket stub. Does stub mean anything else? Or is that it?
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    • Anyone wanna play mc? My bf broke up with me and he was the only one I would play with😞
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    • Why is deathbattle decided by votes now? That destroys the meaning to deathbattle!
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    • Yeah
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    • Yo jacob my brother, if you're reading this then kiss my ass
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    • I finally found out where this meme template was from when i was playing the game “cups” with my friend lol.
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    • Why did I just get a fucking adult diaper ad
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    • Bruh I think it’s dumb why people don’t want others to swear. “Bad words” aren’t always bad. Like saying “fuck yeah” isn’t bad. Patrick was right tho, they are sentence enhancers. And the enhancement could have positive or negative connotations
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    • I've got some bad news Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars. So let's get to taking out their command, one by one. Valus Ta'aurc. From what I can gather he commands the Siege Dancers from an Imperial Land Tank outside of Rubicon. He's well protected, but with
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    • Or maybe just stop giving a fuck because your kids are gonna start cursing like sailors at school once they hit like 5th grade.
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    • I once stubbed my big toe so hard that it was bleeding for hours
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    • Fuck them kids
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    • Being able to string together curses concisely and spontaneously is a valuable skI11
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    • Imagine having kids 🤢
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    • Well FUCK
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    • Opioids will take that pain away so you don’t have to worry about cussing in front of the children
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    • Should I play cuphead or no?
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    • Why tf you tellin kids not to day shit?!!! You are raising an little adult, who needs to be equipped well to handle the world... explain when you can use bad words so the know what situations they are applicable, and that way they dont learn how to cuss with their peers, and develop bad habits....
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    • The game is cupheads
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    • Fuck iFunny ads IDGAF who the kings and queens of hip hop are lady put your boob back into your dress
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    • Nothing helps a stubbed toe more than loud profanities
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    • For the furry porn
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