Struggling to defend myself from these huge milkers bossman
Struggling to defend myself from these huge milkers bossman
using the drake and cat meme
using my pup as
I the meme because he is a good boi
1200AM 1200AM
21 sep 2020
using the drake and cat meme using my pup as I the meme because he is a good boi
officially_Angry_Jesus officially_Angry_Jesus
23 sep 2020
VM NOT MAD THAT MY SON IS FAT
Teacher: *asks the kid who isn't paying attention a question"
Kid: *answers it correctly*
'n
The teacher:
Teacher: *asks the kid who isn't paying attention a question" Kid: *answers it correctly* 'n The teacher:
let's get some likes for this good pupper - let's get some likes for this good pupper
bolte bolte
26 sep 2020
let's get some likes for this good pupper - let's get some likes for this good pupper
Call me an ambulance I'm coughing up blood
Tap to Edit >
From now on, I'll call you 'Ambulance I'm Coughing
Up Blood'. OK?
Cancel Yes
Call me an ambulance I'm coughing up blood Tap to Edit > From now on, I'll call you 'Ambulance I'm Coughing Up Blood'. OK? Cancel Yes
Ever since someone told me that Troy
Aikman looks like a Caucasian Jay-Z I
cant unsee it.
VeSSeL_NoMaD VeSSeL_NoMaD
8 jan 2021
Ever since someone told me that Troy Aikman looks like a Caucasian Jay-Z I cant unsee it.
How I woke up after finding out everybody got a check but me....
LolaBit LolaBit
31 dec 2020
How I woke up after finding out everybody got a check but me....
Parents just eat it, it's not that hot.
The food
USMC30
11 jan 2020
Parents just eat it, it's not that hot. The food
*hits blunt*
Do schizophrenic deaf people hear voices or see hands
ME
Howto360 Howto360
3 dec 2020
*hits blunt* Do schizophrenic deaf people hear voices or see hands ME
miku
ain't clitoris that big ass red dog
kayeeluh kayeeluh
28 sep 2020
miku ain't clitoris that big ass red dog
Paul Walker was killed by his car,
Kobe Bryant by his helicopter
Me looking at my forklift
"Don't you dare"
BohemianSun BohemianSun
24 sep 2020
Paul Walker was killed by his car, Kobe Bryant by his helicopter Me looking at my forklift "Don't you dare"
Me: can you spell orange grader: The fruit or the colour?
Me and the kid:
Me: can you spell orange grader: The fruit or the colour? Me and the kid:
When you get 11 nuggets instead of 10
Signature look of superiority
Spiders Spiders
9 feb
When you get 11 nuggets instead of 10 Signature look of superiority
10 year old me learning that spiders eat other bad bugs
Perhaps I treated you too harshly
10 year old me learning that spiders eat other bad bugs Perhaps I treated you too harshly
When you're sleeping and your alarm didn't ring yet but the amount of sleep you're getting is suspicious
Captain_Lexx Captain_Lexx
5 oct 2020
When you're sleeping and your alarm didn't ring yet but the amount of sleep you're getting is suspicious
Weeb: "exists"
Other weelos:
Shut
@ythoway, I'm a virgin
weebitch weebitch
23 sep 2020
Weeb: "exists" Other weelos: Shut @ythoway, I'm a virgin
Anything: *Happens*
Gordon Ramsay:
faxdax faxdax
13 may
Anything: *Happens* Gordon Ramsay:
girls who wanna dress like hippies: I was born in the wrong decade @
people with insomnia whose circadian rhythm is biologically delayed so their ancestors could keep guard while the tribe is sleeping at night
sully201 sully201
30 dec 2020
girls who wanna dress like hippies: I was born in the wrong decade @ people with insomnia whose circadian rhythm is biologically delayed so their ancestors could keep guard while the tribe is sleeping at night
completeUnexpected completeUnexpected
17 sep 2020
a ada) Yall please watch this i can not make this up
Extinct Bird Re-Evolved
Itself Back Into Existence
esp aun
Cheechy Cheechy
23 sep 2020
Extinct Bird Re-Evolved Itself Back Into Existence esp aun