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    • If she won't do a prenup she doesn't expect to stay
      DumbBitch 16 jan
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    • If she won't agree to a prenup, she ain't the one, kings.
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    • If you ain't no chump, holla "We want prenup!"
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    • I'm a girl, and I'll sign it. I might be a little frustrated and I think that's okay bc it does have trust things, but if you want me to sign a prenup you're signing one too.
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    • Prenup is 100% neccessary these days, women will love you and flip a switch and suddenly hate you
      coronad2 16 jan
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    • prenuptual is the shit you make her sign saying she cant take your money thst you had before you were married
      ayy_Imao 16 jan
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    • My sister was forced to sign a prenup before getting married, saying that her money was hers and his was his. He’s not wealthy or anything, just says he will be one day. She makes thrice as much as him now, and he’s trying to get rid of it.
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    • Have yet to meet a girl who will agree to prenup. Always becomes an argument about trust, trust gets half my shit stolen from me
      Ruins663 16 jan
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    • If you sign a prenup you're protecting yourself against her stealing everything from you that includes your money your car your kids and your dog because sumbitches just be playing and thinking it's a game
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    • Y’all niggas sayin “you shouldn’t marry if you want a prenup” seem like the kind of people that struggle with simple ideas like “a safety net.”
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    • Does Wulfe's bane work on furries too? Please respond, this is urgent.
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    • Prenups are important. If for any reason we separate, you do NOT have rights to the assets that I earned exclusively. Everything that we earned TOGETHER? 50/50 but you have no right to my money, pension or my insurance. Like I intend to be married forever but if YOU change YOUR MIND I’m fucked?
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    • My GF agreed to a prenup before we even started dating.
      Big_Fooot 16 jan
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    • What's the statistic, like 50% of marriages end in divorce? Hell yeah I want a prenup.
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    • Remember guys, the only thing more important than a condom to protect yourself is the prenup.
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    • Watch as the native Ifunnyer laughs at this joke about greedy women. He laughs because he hates women, but is desperate for the warm embrace of a lover. His laugh is a nervous laugh. Wondering if he will ever get the chance to truly love someone with an XX chromosome or keep calling himself king
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    • I really want a prenup with my future husband because the guy I’m dating currently wants to own his own business and so do I, so if anything were to happen, I can bet we’d both like to walk away with what’s rightfully our own
      ladyleaf 16 jan
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    • The top also protects agaisnt atheists
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    • If she's not a virgin, don't marry her.
      ECHO5ECHO 16 jan
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    • lulz 16 jan
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    • To the people saying "if you sign a prenup you're not looking to stay" the fuck does that even mean? Have any of you ever even had a relationship before? Even if you love each other not all relationships work out. That's like saying "I don't need a fire escape because there'll never be a fire."
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    • Prenups can be ripped up by the judge in divorce court at their discretion. Since they're in the business of screwing men over a prenup that benefits men will always be disposed of.
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    • Tbh marriage is very meaningless and difficult to be normal when the woman can cheat and divorce and get half your stuff and child support and alimony. It makes every argument and decision a bad power struggle where the guy has to be extra careful
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    • Neither party should be offended by the thought of a prenup. It can just as easily save a woman as it could a man.
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    • It’s not the best conversation to have, but you really should have it.
      Mickle1 17 jan
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    • PROX 16 jan
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    • Ok question for those of you that know how a prenup works, cause my 2 second google search didnt find it immediately. Say you get married and you sign a prenup, then years later you yourself buys a car all of it your money none of it theirs. Are they entitled to take your car under a divorce?
      megabobby 17 jan
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    • What the fuck is a prenup please tell me I’m a dumbass
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    • The duality of these comments. On the cool, prenups should be regulatory
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    • I love how he’s still in a suit of armor in the last one😂
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    • I can see both sides of this arguement. If he doesn't expect you to stay, he'll want you to sign. On the other hand, if you ain't planning on leaving(or on taking everything if you do), why not sign it?
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    • Silver probably works for all of them in some form
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    • I’m making her sign a prenup not to protect myself but a final test to make sure she loves me for me and not what I have
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    • What’s a prenup?
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    • If I ever get married, which is unlikely because people are trash these days, I’m making that bitch sign a prenup
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    • Thank god everyone on here hates women and just assumes that women are the ones who do shit just to get your money. I almost respected a girl today, this saved me. Thanks guys
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    • I think a prenup should be an official and mandatory document every couple should sign before they can get married
      KKoner 16 jan
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    • Prenup is a prenuptial agreement that in the case of a divorce both parties leave with what they started with or gained themselves
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    • Everyone should do a prenup. My aunt just divorced her multiple cheating, drunkard husband, and now he gets half of her retirement money.
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    • Footage 16 jan
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    • When she comes to you with the prenup, you know she’s the one. Oh, and because you love her or whatever.
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    • What about Verbena (vervain) on vamps?
      DLYT 17 jan
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    • I told my bf of 7yrs that when (and if) we get married I’m all for signing a prenup because I know that he’s worked hard to earn his money and other stuff.
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    • Yall out here talking about prenups, but barely have two nickels to rub together. She doesn't want your scratched up nickleback cds, or your 2001 Honda that you swear you're gonna fix up.
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    • “Oh so you don’t trust me is that it?@
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    • What's a prenup
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    • A prenup just means that what you bring in to the relationship is what you get out , right? What's wrong with that .
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    • Always get a prenup, you never know if your significant other will turn on you and rob you blind
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    • What’s a prenup
      Froggyss2 16 jan
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    • Accurate
      manw0lfz 16 jan
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    • Always get a prenup boys
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    • Joke's on you I make most of the money
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    • Vampires hate garlic, not crosses, they aint devils. And werewolves are sensitive to silver, never heard of that flower before
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    • If he don't do a prenup he ain't the one queen
      BigGrey 16 jan
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    • I dont understand how divorce works like how could she get all the money you have? That doesn't make sense
      Rynli 16 jan
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    • Condoms against thots
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    • Superman >>> Kryptonite
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    • If you need a prenup you probably shouldn’t marry them
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    • All these guys talking shut but how y'all feel when the bride asks you to sign a prenup??
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    • Prenups don't work anymore unfortunately
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    • I think I’m asking my gf of 6 years I’ve been dating since senior year of high school to marry me. Do I ask her for prenup lol
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      crossknown 16 jan
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    • What’s a prenup?
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    • If you aren’t rich and require a prenup, you don’t trust or love someone enough for marriage. You build a life together, and everything stops being yours and hers, it’s both of yours. Marriage is meant to be for life and if you all stopped whoring around and bailing over 6 months of hardship it
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    • Who the fuck would willingly sign a prenup
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    • Prenups are for idiots who dont want to have real committment that comes with real risks. If you're in a committed relationship and see your finances as separate from your significant other, you're a fool who doesnt know what it means to be a team.
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    • Theraam 16 jan
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    • Hey, 16 year old here. What’s a prenup
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    • Isn’t signing a prenup just setting yourself up for failure? Like if you have any doubts at all about marrying a person, then you shouldn’t marry that person. Marriage is about teamwork and trust, if you gotta sign a paper in the beginning then don’t even bother, just stay unmarried or break up.
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    • Y’all kiddos think you know prenups lol, they don’t have to be 50/50 always, you can have a prenup for a car and nothing else if you want. Whatever you want protected, you put in the prenup. Commonly: whatever was mine before the wedding, is still mine. Anything after marriage we split.
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    • My husband and I agreed to not sign a prenup because we both agree that neither of us would want to screw the other over. IF we ever get divorced.(and that's a pretty heavy if) chances are the only thing we'll fight over is our animals. Don't have to worry about kids because neither of us want one
      MalMercy 16 jan
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    • Sad that this is a thing.....like she obviously isn't the one if this is on your mind.
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    • What's prenup?
      gafuoy 16 jan
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    • No fuck y’all I’m not signing a prenuptial. If you don’t trust me enough to not take off with your money, I don’t want to be with you anyways.
      Hoemou 16 jan
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    • If you sign a prenup you’re literally planning to get divorced
      shrex 16 jan
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    • Does anybody want to talk
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    • Unpopular opinion: If you want a prenup you already have one foot out the door of a marriage.
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    • If you need a prenup chances are you shouldn't be getting married .....i mean it kinda implies a divorce is coming
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    • If you really feel that you need your significant other to sign a prenup, then you should not be marrying them.
      The_Lime 16 jan
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    • Okay. I'm a chick, if I ever marry, I want a prenup, should he divorce me, I get the car (if we have two I get whichever I use daily), neither of us gets the house, we seel it an split the payment, I get the main custody on any kids, but unless he's been abusive or having kids with other chicks, he
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    • 4 finger whore
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    • Wolfsbane doesn't work, try silver
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    • I’m married and didn’t have to sign shit because we don’t need it if we get divorced I don’t want nothing from him he can keep it all.
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    • Obese nerds at an anime convention -> Deodorant
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    • The whole point of marriage is combining assets. If you think it's about love, you're stupid.
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    • Money-grubbing gold-digging whores should stay where they belong: the ghetto
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    • What is prenup or a prenup?
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    • I told me gf I'm getting a prenup I don't suspect anything and you won't be mad if you don't plan on stealing my shit and dumping me
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    • Always get a prenup no matter what. My firefighter instructor didnt get one when he first got married and lost so much shit in the divorce. Just save yourself the trouble and get one
      ekonvoid 19 jan
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    • The prenup protects both sides so if shit hits the fan one person can't take shit from another
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    • That's exactly why I'm not planning on ever getting married. If you love me and want to be with me for the rest of our lives, we dont need the fucking law involved.
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    • If he/she’s gets mad you want a prenup it wasn’t gonna last anyway
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    • “Without a prenup you are screwed!” -Frank Reynolds
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    • What’s a prenup?
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