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    • I've sworn to duty. I shall guard it with my life.
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    • They take your shit they will get clapped it is my sworn duty
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    • You're literally asking a stranger to make sure another stranger doesn't take your stuff
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    • You are in the library, put a suppressor on that bad boy
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    • Yeah, I usually guard people's things very seriously just because it feels good to do so.
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    • Guys if I give my word to watch your shit I will fight someone if they try to take your stuff. I actually almost had to once when this guy tried to swipe this dudes laptop when he went to take a dump. I just said he buddy you don’t want to do that and he realized I saw him and he just put it back an
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    • Sorry for trying to take the stuff
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    • Cat with the big iron on his hip
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    • One for my baby
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    • One for my baby
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    • I asked the girl next to me to do this once and show goes, “I’m sorry, I can’t be held responsible for your things.” Fuckin freshmen, dude.
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    • SENTRY GOIN UP
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    • Psychology this works because you give someone responsibility and they are no longer a bystander if something happens
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    • Is that a m14a1
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    • I think it’s weird to prevent your stuff from getting stolen by a stranger by asking another stranger to watch it...
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    • Not to be Infringed fed boy
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    • Boon be like
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    • Pussy protector
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    • Gigantamax Intelleon
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    • "One for my baby."
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    • Lee Harvey Oswald moments before fucking quick-scoping JFK
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    • like a hawk...
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    • One for my baby quest has started
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    • My Pop, who used to do drugs, used to tell me a story about how some hell's Angel asked him to hold some coke for him for a while and when he came back he assumed my Pop had used it but he didn't. And basically that's how My Pop made friends with a hell's angel. Apparently they dont like black
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    • Like a hawk. Pls someone get this
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    • One for my baby
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    • Is that a marlin madel 60
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    • Dude put a suppressor on, it’s a library not a concert
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    • I dont trust strangers, so stranger, can you watch my shit?
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    • Yes we ask a stranger to watch over our shit from other strangers... lmfao
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    • “Come get it you big dumb...”
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    • That a marlin model 60?
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    • I am th shield that guard the realms of this guys stuff
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    • One for my baby
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    • I once had my legend of zelda backpack yoinked from the library and none of the 6 people around it saw a thing
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    • Gigantimax intellion? Is that you?
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    • If someone asks you to do this, while performing your sacred duty, be sure to also acknowledge that you look trustworthy and dependable to a mere stranger. Have a nice day.
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    • *Quest started* One for my baby
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    • I literally will protect their stuff with my life but my brother, well that’s another story
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    • When someone tells you that it feels like you just got a rule from the president
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    • You do that so you know who took it if its gone
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    • Snuff?
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    • G max intellion
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    • One for my baby
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    • I always got asked to watch stuff for people I talk to when I flew to my dad a lot.
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    • Sniper on the roof he playing peek-a-boo
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    • A pussy with a Gun??
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    • Guy. Guys. Im scared. My nuts fell out
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    • Does this mean "fuck off" or " I will guard it with my life"
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    • I only do it if ive seen them around before
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    • NPC giving you a quest
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    • I am a man of my word and I feel that means something, even if it’s someone I’ve never met. If someone asks me to keep an eye on their bag at the airport, and I accept, I take it very seriously and do not take my eyes off that bag. And if someone grabs it I’m going after them.
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    • Poor Lee
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    • Marlin Model 60 .22 lr.
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    • dude Flo from progressive needs to get tf off of IFunny ads
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    • One for my baby
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    • Made a friend in middle school because I nearly got in a fight guarding their shit in the library. Feels good man
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    • I thought they say take
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    • I feel like I've been trusted with a great duty that I must uphold
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    • It’s wild that most of the time when strangers ask other strangers to watch their stuff out of good faith they actually do and don’t just take your shit.
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    • Marlin times bois
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    • This is the most true thing I’ve read in awhile
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    • Oddly accurate
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    • Cat: try me foo
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    • On mine honor, I shall protect your possessions to the death of need be
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    • I'm stuff
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    • Where gigantamax inteleon
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    • One for my baby
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    • Oh I didn’t know gigantamax inteleon is out already
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    • You guys ever play the flash game Defend Your Nuts?
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    • I’m stuff
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    • One for my baby
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    • One for my baby
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    • Looks like a .22 marlin self loading rifle
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    • I thought I was the only one that acted like this
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    • We all secretly hope some asshole tries to steal it when we're tasked to watching our buddy's stuff. XD
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    • “One for my baby.” Intensifies
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    • *Puts on my full knight body armor and brings out my sword* I SHALL GUARD IT WITH MY LIFE
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    • RIGHT???
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    • “Like a cat with a gun”
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    • It is weird. I've done it countless times without even thinking about it.
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