Straight ppl: I only like the opposite
Sex
Gay ppl: I only like the same sex
Bi ppl:
ASS IS ASS mf =
Astralreign93 Astralreign93
19 may
Straight ppl: I only like the opposite Sex Gay ppl: I only like the same sex Bi ppl: ASS IS ASS mf =
My wife said she wanted a Gucci mask. So got her one.
AFloridian AFloridian
3 mar
My wife said she wanted a Gucci mask. So got her one.
THIS ISN'T
Billie Eilish
aN
THIS ISN'T Billie Eilish aN
They say the average IT technician cocoons for 6months.
He then emerges with a fully formed shirt and pair of glasses.
Nature is just beautiful, isn't it?
AFloridian AFloridian
22 apr
They say the average IT technician cocoons for 6months. He then emerges with a fully formed shirt and pair of glasses. Nature is just beautiful, isn't it?
If it pleases you kind Sir may I ask for just one more treat?
Morgan Morgan
24 sep 2020
If it pleases you kind Sir may I ask for just one more treat?
Be careful who you call in higschool
matt_the_whopper matt_the_whopper
25 jan 2021
Be careful who you call in higschool
When my parents get cancer and die infront of my eyes but I realise I finally got a
good backstory for
America's got talent
When my parents get cancer and die infront of my eyes but I realise I finally got a good backstory for America's got talent
Do you ever just forget to hide your expressions for a minute and then you're like woah I did not mean to make that face out loud
ammiml
5 mar
Do you ever just forget to hide your expressions for a minute and then you're like woah I did not mean to make that face out loud
My big toe after putting on a ripped sock:
TrenDerX472 TrenDerX472
13 mar
My big toe after putting on a ripped sock:
A Father-To-Be Died While
Building A Gender-Reveal
Device That Exploded
Tasneem Nashrulla
Mocita
24 feb
A Father-To-Be Died While Building A Gender-Reveal Device That Exploded Tasneem Nashrulla
the Home Depot giant skeleton is the only good thing to collectively happen to us this year. I love him.
the Home Depot giant skeleton is the only good thing to collectively happen to us this year. I love him.
please look at my cat's feet
setheverman
ankle tattoos? lol what a hipster
frogclit frogclit
30 sep 2020
please look at my cat's feet setheverman ankle tattoos? lol what a hipster
She can't catch you cheating if you don't cheat
makailabrieanne makailabrieanne
2 dec 2020
She can't catch you cheating if you don't cheat
When you have no milk for your cookie
dravenz dravenz
2 mar
When you have no milk for your cookie
HOLY. SMOKES BATMAN
ty
sadpeepeepoopoop sadpeepeepoopoop
1 apr
HOLY. SMOKES BATMAN ty
I'm confused by this Halloween shirt. Should
I still be pretending to look at her eyes or can
I stare at her boobs now?
@DarthBoner.iFunny
DarthBoner DarthBoner
18 sep 2020
I'm confused by this Halloween shirt. Should I still be pretending to look at her eyes or can I stare at her boobs now? @DarthBoner.iFunny
Me: I got bitten on my walk by a
Great Dane
Her: My God - imagine if it had been a small child
Me: I could have fought off a small child, Alice
ladytank ladytank
24 sep 2020
Me: I got bitten on my walk by a Great Dane Her: My God - imagine if it had been a small child Me: I could have fought off a small child, Alice
IndieWire
IndieWire
@IndieWire
Pattinson's 'Batman' Will Be 'So
Raw' and 'Not Sanitized; Says Cast
Member Peter Sarsgaard
age @RobbySlowik Robby Slowik
The last thing the world wants right now is raw, unsanitized bat.
THEY_BLOCK_MY_MEMES THEY_BLOCK_MY_MEMES
11 nov 2020
IndieWire IndieWire @IndieWire Pattinson's 'Batman' Will Be 'So Raw' and 'Not Sanitized; Says Cast Member Peter Sarsgaard age @RobbySlowik Robby Slowik The last thing the world wants right now is raw, unsanitized bat.
Time Traveler: Kicks rock
The timeline:
BREAKING NEWS
LOCAL GORILLA NAMED HARAMBE SAVES CHILD
Time Traveler: Kicks rock The timeline: BREAKING NEWS LOCAL GORILLA NAMED HARAMBE SAVES CHILD
Futurist Futurist
23 sep 2020
Athiests when they Realize there listening to Rap God And Not Rap Science
Printers Name: Bob Marley
Reason: Its always jammin'
Don't worry..- bout da ink... cuz everyting yOu print... gonna turn out white
SlanderAndCalumny SlanderAndCalumny
25 sep 2020
Printers Name: Bob Marley Reason: Its always jammin' Don't worry..- bout da ink... cuz everyting yOu print... gonna turn out white