• Stop DM'ing my girl.
Cause I DM'd Beyonce last night
and I was really hoping this was
Aight. Seriously stop but that
made me laugh. Stop.
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    • This fools about to get both of them. Making her laugh AND the bf laugh. Who’s going to English dollar store? This guy is!
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    • How tf is he gonna know who to stop DM'ing if he doesn't know who his gf is
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    • “I have no idea who you’re talking about” Him: “Haha but stop it”
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    • How the fuck does “who’s your girl” not matter he needs to know who to not text
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    • they literally have a text before this conversation for fucks sake
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    • OMG SMART PHWNEDDDDD BA BA BA BA BA BA BASSSS
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    • Stop dm'ing every girl so I can live my life in a bucket of mixed fruits
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    • MOMMYZEN
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      MOMMYZEN
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    • Well is it Jay-Z? I don't need sleep I need answers.
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    • This is fake, and u can tell bc at the top under the contact info there’s already a text bubble, which wouldn’t happen if this was a new contact
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    • Okay boys need some help, my ex broke up with me last night after a week of dating, I said it was okay and that it was fine, and didn’t text her again, today she like my last message, then said sorry, then asked why I won’t respond, so I break the no contact rule and talk to her or what?
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    • He DM'd Beyonce? Cool. What character class did she play?
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    • He’s like, “awww man you made me laugh. Aight, you cool, you can fuck her ;)”
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    • If he keeps making jokes like that forget my girl, we gonna be dating
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    • And then they fucked
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    • Fake, and gay. Still creamed my jorts.. but this is still fake and gay.
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    • Ok, I mean that was kinda funny
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    • Spent the night at this girls house and days later some dude got a hold of me pissed off.. didn't know she had a boyfriend. Told him what bar i was at.. he showed up.. we started drinking and he dumped her, now we're friends and everytime she gets a new boyfriend we hint him down and chat with him.
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    • Ngl, that was a good one.
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    • I mean I guess that’s one way to do it
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    • Heh
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    • Why is the lte data sign on the right
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    • What
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    • Eh
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    • I don’t get it
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    • i love that the text sent before this is the wrong color to be on that side
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    • OH GOD IVE BEEN SMARTPHOWNED NOOOOOOOO
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    • they already have text messages
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    • And then they fucked
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    • isnt jay z the guy that has an addiction to incredibly expensive helicopters...
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    • If someone is talking to your girl and they make you laugh just go ahead and give her up
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    • :|
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    • I don't get the joke ..
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    • That’s cool and all but how do I change the color of my campfire?
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    • I CANT-
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    • Funny but like...better tell him who you are lol, or he isn't going to know who to stop DMing.
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    • Fake af
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    • I thought this was a KMart ad.
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    • It's not even funny
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    • Tell your thotty gf to block the man
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    • You laughed I'm off the hook
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    • Haha good one
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    • Now he’s scared because he knows he’s funny
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    • Make a power move and dm his mom
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    • There’s a convo before and the bubble above is great but on the right side 👌🏻 great job
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    • Possessive relationships are cringe
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    • This is obviously fake but I've had people tell me stop talking to their gf when the reason we talked was for school so I would losten and stop talking to them. We would fail the assignment and I would just tell them your bf said stop talking to you so I did and then the bf would look like a retard
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    • I was so confused at first because I thought they were talking about DnD and he was a dungeon master 😂
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    • Ok, well even if beyonce was not a factor. How the fuck is he suppose to know who his girl is. A yes, stop DMing your girl. Guess all these girls are yours and I cant dm any of em
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    • I dont get it
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    • how is the message at the top coming from the RIGHT gray??
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    • Who has more money me or jay-Z
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    • That's how their lifelong friendship began. Neither of them stayed with "my girl". Both of them became friends with Jay-z and thanks to this meme. They joined the Illuminati, were conjured their own Amazon princess wives who then made them millions, and made stupid jokes to the end of their days.
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    • I just blew my nose and it sounded like a power drill
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    • Dude receiving the text was like “do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?”.
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    • The texting style is the same on both sides of this conversation. They're both the same person. Fake af.
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    • I don't get it
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    • Jesus christ blacks will do anything for attention
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    • Pound town
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    • Wdym why’s that matter? You’re asking him to stop talking to her but how’s he gonna do that if he doesn’t know who you’re talking about
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    • What do you mean why does that matter? Lmao you're telling him to stop messaging someone, but you're not gonna tell him who to stop messaging????
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    • It does matter who his girl is because then he wouldn't text her, is he just supposed to not text any girl
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    • I'd be like "damn man you funny, you wanna talk to me instead 👀"
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    • Tell your girl to stop responding then.
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    • How is who's your girl a irrelevant question. How tf is he supposed to know who to stop dming. For that matter why cant she tell him shes not interested. Unless she did and hes not taking the no and the bf is stepping in
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    • Stop.
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    • Dudes like this are insecure as fuck lmao
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    • So you flirted with her and her boyfriend? That's on a whole new level
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    • Ah. The beginning of a friendship not yet known
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    • Fake, I dm his girlfriend after we fucked
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    • So polite
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    • I want this man in my dms too 😂
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    • Why is there a gray chat bubble above the first message?
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    • Don't be overprotective like that. And especially don't jump to conclusions
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    • Keep going
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    • When you still gotta give props for a solid joke
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    • Why do people blame randoms? If your girl was loyal she would block them dumbass
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    • That was funny?
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    • You should probably break up with the girl if you don’t truster
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    • I mean if the girls talking to him what’s the problem
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    • this nigga boutta hop in on their sex
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    • I would stay the duck away from jayz and beyonce. Fuck them
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    • Telegraph
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    • Well I mean you can see they’ve texted before. Fake ass text meme 2/10
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    • How do people put that red mark on the person's name
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