STONER THOUGHT OF THE DAY:
EACH TIME YOU LIGHT YOUR LIGHTER.
LIGHTER GETS LIGHTER.
UN YOUR LIGHTER GETS SO
LIGHT IT WONT LIGHT
Scarletbee Scarletbee
1 may
STONER THOUGHT OF THE DAY: EACH TIME YOU LIGHT YOUR LIGHTER. LIGHTER GETS LIGHTER. UN YOUR LIGHTER GETS SO LIGHT IT WONT LIGHT
Alright I'll bite. What do I do for a living
@Sp
@Sp y]
Work as a butler in a haunted mansion and put your little hand in the mashed potatoes
AFloridian AFloridian
22 jun
Alright I'll bite. What do I do for a living @Sp @Sp y] Work as a butler in a haunted mansion and put your little hand in the mashed potatoes
ME: LET ME SEE THAT KITTY HER:
thegay0ne thegay0ne
11 feb
ME: LET ME SEE THAT KITTY HER:
Me during my current phase
Me during my where I'm 1000x
emo phase.
more sad, but
dress normal for work.
Girthquake666 Girthquake666
12 mar
Me during my current phase Me during my where I'm 1000x emo phase. more sad, but dress normal for work.
Student confidently submits worst essay professor has ever graded
bri-ecrit
Students, you have NO IDEA how high that bar is.
Jdog102397 Jdog102397
11 nov 2020
Student confidently submits worst essay professor has ever graded bri-ecrit Students, you have NO IDEA how high that bar is.
"You're hired! All you gotta do is pass this drug test"
"You're hired! All you gotta do is pass this drug test"
I asked my sister how big she wanted her pancakes and she said it doesn't matter*
Spiders Spiders
10 nov 2020
I asked my sister how big she wanted her pancakes and she said it doesn't matter*
When you realize he lied about just the tip and he rips into your ass like a $30 taco bell order
kingofsamoa kingofsamoa
5 apr
When you realize he lied about just the tip and he rips into your ass like a $30 taco bell order
When your roomate asks you why you still have a beard after borrowing his trimmer
TiffanyOdell TiffanyOdell
19 nov 2020
When your roomate asks you why you still have a beard after borrowing his trimmer
When you remember that your future depends on you
When you remember that your future depends on you
*hits blunt*
Do schizophrenic deaf people hear voices or see hands
ME
Howto360 Howto360
3 dec 2020
*hits blunt* Do schizophrenic deaf people hear voices or see hands ME
Bro went from the "The weekend" to the "The month"
Quarantine really did this dude in
La_Chula La_Chula
3 oct 2020
Bro went from the "The weekend" to the "The month" Quarantine really did this dude in
My husband bro and our cat loves
NerdyGirl21 NerdyGirl21
24 sep 2020
My husband bro and our cat loves
Here's a picture of my little brother holding grey cat like a goddamn teddy bear - Here’s a picture of my little brother holding grey cat like a goddamn teddy bear
TheMadT1tan TheMadT1tan
21 sep 2020
Here's a picture of my little brother holding grey cat like a goddamn teddy bear - Here’s a picture of my little brother holding grey cat like a goddamn teddy bear
"Its good to know who hates you
and it
is good Ke hated by \ the right people."
JOHNNY CASH
ShadowELFx3 ShadowELFx3
10 mar
"Its good to know who hates you and it is good Ke hated by \ the right people." JOHNNY CASH
My friend : Just be confident and don't say anything stupid.
Me to my crush:
like
UenoChan UenoChan
2 jun
My friend : Just be confident and don't say anything stupid. Me to my crush: like
When you're closing apps and you accidentally close the music app...
Chuck_The_Nut Chuck_The_Nut
15 mar
When you're closing apps and you accidentally close the music app...
When you're having a bad day and all of the boys are online
blessing from the Lord!
Bushido Bushido
31 dec 2020
When you're having a bad day and all of the boys are online blessing from the Lord!
Replying to @elonmusk
You are my hero, Elon.
Magoth Magoth
13 mar
Replying to @elonmusk You are my hero, Elon.
Every guys first crush
wescar wescar
3 jun
Every guys first crush