• STICKS 'N' STONES MAY BREAK MY BONES, BUT WORDS WILL NEVER HURT ME!
YOU DIDN'T BREAK A SINGLE BONE. YOU'RE A SUPER-HUMAN FREAK!
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    • Superhero plot points be like- "oh you have a superpower that everyone would want? I'm going to call you a freak and now the rest of the movie this will be your emotional drive"
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    • Bunch of snapping starts happening
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    • My professor is part of the ship...
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    • born different: needs special
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    • How the turntables
      The_Succ 8 sep
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    • I’d be happy as fuck. I’m sorry indestructible you say? Make millions letting people shoot you and throw things at you.
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    • Thats a boulder and fucking tree, not sticks and stones, thats how he survived
      MikeyFe 8 sep
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    • the haves turned tabled
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    • *dies instantly*
      Jobohoe 8 sep
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    • I have a friend like that, I didn’t believe he had a genetic mutation causing his bones to be way stronger than normal until I saw him get hit by a car going 45 and get up and walk away from it like nothing really happened
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    • The magma robot from dragon ball super
      moldydog 8 sep
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    • He died btw
      BoopBup 9 sep
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    • Those aren't sticks and stones tho, they're trees and boulders.
      Radjeck 8 sep
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    • That robot dude from Universe 6 in Dragon Ball Super.
      Chad___ 8 sep
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    • Is that a mf Darkwood reference
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    • I’d get freaking with a certain bone, if you catch my drift
      Erosip 8 sep
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    • Get it because the words hurt him
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    • The zoomer humor art style is just as cancer as the boomer one.
      Joshie 11 sep
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    • I once wrote a short story about someone being possessed. During the exorcism while a prayer/chant was being spoken, the possessee laughs and says "sticks and stones... sticks and stones... but words..." then all their bones snap at 90 degree angles at once with a perfectly synched and loud crack.
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      Cloncoco 8 sep
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    • "Sticks and stones won't break my bones but words will always hurt me"
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    • I used to say that in second grade and then a kid through a stone at me and hurt my arm lmfao
      slyrix 11 sep
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    • Well that's unprofessional
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    • Seriously wtf does part of the ship part of the crew mean if it’s not Pirates
      _Trico_ 11 sep
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    • Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are the merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning in isolation, and as such could never directly produce the 4000 newtons of force per square centimeter required to break bones.
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    • this is one of the most genius comics i’ve seen
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    • *Throws dictionary at him* HOWS THAT FOR WORDS HURTING YOU BITCH
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    • Some slick hoes my catch me froze but soon they will desert me
      rudycera 11 sep
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    • X-men
      Kai_o_ken 11 sep
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    • You see. It was a bolder and branches. Not sticks and stones there for to keep the balance the universe left him unharmed. He also has low self esteem.
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      hhMarhtaMilleer8597 11 sep
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    • Damn. Makes sense. Never broken a bone buy I'm depressed asf
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    • ok this shit was funny, you guys just hate everything for the sake of hating everything
      Jarted 11 sep
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    • congratulations you’re now an anime main character. no use fighting it. from now on all you get to fight is tall buff swordsmen, hentai monsters and robots.
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    • You mean mutant
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    • There’s actually a mutation that causes bones to be super dense, so for the trade off of being unable to swim, your bones are way harder to break
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    • “Good thing I’m indestructible”
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    • *insert palpatine ironic meme here*
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    • He latter died of liggma
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    • Stick and stones will brake my bones and words will fucking noon me
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    • Sticks and stones may break my bones but first you gotta throw em
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    • What a bitch
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    • *lots of snapping as I crumble to the ground*
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    • Sticks and stones can’t break my bones but words will always hurt me
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    • i hate the first panel, he looks so fucking smug while saying that noon rhyme
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    • Niggga fuuuuck this
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    • You know what they say, sticks and stone may break my bones but words will always hurt me, so plz give me a compliment it's been years since my last one and I need your validation.
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    • Built:different
      Firfsten 9 sep
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    • Heh
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    • That’s not sticks and stones branches and boulders
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    • X-men universe: “Mutant?! 😢😭 I have superpowers 😭”
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    • When only one of them hurt you
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    • Words hurt more, physical pain subsides but emotional pain is long lasting
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    • Nah he just built different
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    • He's just built different.
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    • Ohhhhh
      Kaiau 9 sep
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    • The new X-MEN comic looks great guys
      MrGrinns 9 sep
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    • X men be like
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    • Looks like he mixed that one up
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    • He just built different
      TWM249 9 sep
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    • Those weren't even just sticks tho
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    • You say freak I saw superdence bones like captain man
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    • Wheres the spider?
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    • "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will always leave psychological wounds that will never heal"
      da_HarV 8 sep
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    • Story of my life fam
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    • You have the power to accept an insult
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    • i have no problem with being called a freak id rather be freaky than boring and ordinary
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    • The politically correct term is Meta-Human thank you very much. Insensitive dong
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    • His bones then proceed to crack horribly and slowly almost like ice breaking
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    • Tbh I would just do as much stupid stuff as I possibly could to see how indestructible I am
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    • Discombobulate
      TheSino 8 sep
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    • Ah i get it
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    • More people need to live by the “Sticks and Stones” saying these days because people are outraged by just about everything these days
      Echrono 8 sep
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    • Built: different; Needs: special
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    • Hey. Is anyone here a bigger YouTuber? Like over 1k subs at least? I’m looking for tips for my videos and thumbnails
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    • Every teen superhero movie cliche
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    • Make it so the doctor says you broke almost everything bone in your body the medical bill will be 742,000$
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    • Went two ways
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    • Id rather break all of my bones then have my dad tell me to noon myself again
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    • Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a crowbar can do it quicker.
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    • Lmao they really be triggered tho
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    • *gmod wall collision sounds*
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