• Steve really didn't understand modern
technology did he? First he tried to hear
Tony's heartbeat through his armour and
then tried to choke ee
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    • It seems to be running on some form of electricity
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    • For Tony, Steve was listening to his arc reactor to see if it was still working. For Ultron, the human body can easily be leveraged by the neck region, and since Ultron had a humanoid body the same principles apply.
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    • Hmmm almost like he was frozen when ww2 was happening and they didn’t have robots or armored suits that fly
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    • No shit he was frozen in the 1940s or before
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    • People really think they’re on a first name basis with fictional adults that are also superheroes.
      murmerb 15 jul
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    • Umm... He's a Super Human so he Can hear Tony's heartbeat through his armor and the rear chokehold is standard procedure when creating an opening for others to attack.
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    • To be fair, his hearing is probably good enough to hear the heartbeat. And he is definitely strong enough to rip a robots head off.
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    • He from like the 40's give him a break
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    • He wasn’t choking him you inbreeds, he had to distract ultron
      Syluxion 16 jul
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    • Steve when he went back in time: hey Siri what’s the weather for—fuck
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    • steve is a perfect representation of america. got the best ass, but stupid as fuck
      BooRvdley 15 jul
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    • Two words: Hulk smash
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    • Tony don't have no heart
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    • He tried to chop off his head but ok
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    • And you dont know how to spell armor
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    • Just pretend they’re Germans and he wins
      Boat_Man 15 jul
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    • Jet Jaguar used a chokehold on a cyborg bug and it was pretty effective JetJaguar
      Dismantle 15 jul
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    • Bruh if you think about it, everything from caps perspective has to be 10x more confusing
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    • America's ass was asleep for 70 plus years
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    • No shit n*qqa he grew up in the 30s
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    • And then there’s Obi-Wan who tried to kick a cyborg
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    • Super soldier has advanced hearing?
      lordfox 15 jul
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    • I mean can you fault the guy he was born in 1918
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    • Probably cause rdj was wearing a the cgi suit
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    • Well he is from the 1940s
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    • really doesn't matter since they aren't real
      snorty 15 jul
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    • Classic
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    • Looks like foreplay
      king2dro 15 jul
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    • I watched Captain America for the first time today. I also found out there are 4 avengers movies, not 3. It was a pretty good movie and now I understand the peggy stuff from the Endgame.
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    • I mean he did wake up after a slumber only to see blacks eat at the same table
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    • He's trying ok
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    • From a medical standpoint he could’ve been listening, feeling, and looking for breathing. As for the choke on ultron, being behind your opponent in a fight is a more advantageous position all around because it limits their options while giving you more.
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    • But the choke had worked for a while
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    • Suck my butt nuggets tardo
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    • Steve is a retard
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    • I made a comment saying it’s gay to call superheros by their first name and it got reported as highly inappropriate
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    • First, all his shit was enhanced genetically. Second he was trying to choke as so much of crushing a destroying the parts in the neck
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    • A choke hold is more about controlling them than choking them
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    • I mean he's only been in modern times for a few years
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    • Why would anyone make a human shaped robot? We're not optimized for anything. The only benefit to our bodies is opposable thumbs. Why not make your robot a grizzly bear with thumbs?
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    • Isn’t Tony’s heart the core thing though?
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    • Let's not forget Robin in the original Teen Titans tried to choke Cinderblock literally he tried to chime concrete
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    • He embraced the robot
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    • He doesnt even have a heart
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    • Yup
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    • Original boomer
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    • Give hin a break he was stuck in ice
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    • Choking a robot? So that's what we're calling it these days...
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    • First one makes sense because of his enhanced hearing second one not sure
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    • He could have been easily listening and feeling for Tony's breaths
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    • “No shit he was frozen for 70 years” yeah. But I think Steve was still smart enough to know you can’t hear a heartbeat through metal.
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    • Steve -"It seems to run on some kind of electricity" Tony- "Well you're not wrong"
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    • Doesn't Tony not have a heart anyway.
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    • Holding anything by the neck is actually the easiest way to gain control over it due to the fact it limits their movement and visibility range
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    • It worked didn’t it 😂
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    • Tried to bend the cords
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    • This post is ironically stupid
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    • Ok boomer
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    • Leave him alone
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    • Dumbasses, he was listening for the nanobot fans cooling his heart
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    • Think it’s because iron mans armor is mostly green screen
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    • To be fair the 1940s didn’t discuss robots much
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    • Having an enemy in a choke hold is a good hold if you want to trap them or use their body weight against them (for instance a suplex) so he probably didn't give a fuck if ultron could breath or not
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    • technology, did he?*
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    • Maybe he was checking for the him of his arc reactor? I'm not really sure if it goes out when his heart stops, but maybe it looked dim and Steve was seeming if it made sound.
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    • Everything about Steve Roger's was enhanced, including his senses & intelligence. Once when he dodged a bullet & was asked how he managed it he said "I can see faster than the bullet" (which is pretty stupid). He could definitely hear Tony's heartbeat, even through the suit.
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    • None of this is modern tech we don’t have this shit
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    • I mean looking at Ultron he is a robot and it looks like he has some sort of fluid system so cutting that off could be like stopping the blood flow
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    • The blue Boy Scout was trying his best
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    • Boomer joke
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    • I think he was trying to hear him breathing
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    • He was trying to hear if Tony was BREATHING dumbass
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    • I don’t think robots like that and iron man armor are modern tech but Mabye Im wrong
      The_Bagg 16 jul
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    • Its called little details that bring his reality to life. A man from a time where advanced technology was a ham radio.
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    • he's a roided up lad from the 40s, its gonna take him a bit
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    • In his defense it worked
      Myrkul 16 jul
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    • Lmao small details
      Gab31 16 jul
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    • Or it was shit directing
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    • He can probably hear it through the suit with super hearing. And grabbing the neck gives you a lot of leverage
      Invertzz 16 jul
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    • I literally just scrolled past a meme with a guy getting a random name cake for his birthday and it was Steve
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    • Cap is strong enough to tear the head off a robot, likely his intention with the choke hold
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    • Is that a question, is pretty common knowledge, he even admits to it in the first avengers
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    • Almost like everything physical about him was enhanced, including perfect hearing, probably could have heard Tony's heartbeat and grabbing anyone or anything by the neck will give you leverage and control
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    • Antman helped cause Tony's anxiety attacks in Iron man 3
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    • We just gonna ignore that in The final fight Steve held stormbreaker. A weapon that Thor said "crumbles the body as the mind collapses into madness"?
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    • Almost like throughout the movies either he or another character is making fun of that fact... shocker turns out its true! 😱
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    • He has super human hearing, he could easily hear the heartbeat of Tony in armor. Ultron was going on the program of being human, with design including joints, along with superhuman strength a "joint" lock works on robots as well due to it being a restraining technique.
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    • Marvel is stupid and avengers
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    • Im pretty sure he was listening if tony was breathing, this screencap is from after Thor ripped off the faceplace
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    • you know, I just don't see why people like Cap. He's naive and strong willed, and as good as his intentions are, its about emotional justification instead of logic.
      Rogus3 16 jul
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    • It fucking worked though, cause ultron gags like he can't breathe
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    • He was frozen for almost a century, starting in the middle of WW2
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    • Its not like he is from the 40's or something
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