Steve Harvey &
stop sending me this shit
Steve Harvey & stop sending me this shit
the dollar tree microwave burrito still cold on the inside
wy \
aint_shit aint_shit
28 dec 2020
the dollar tree microwave burrito still cold on the inside wy \
When you become an Uber Driver and you drop off a dude at your girlfriend's house
LUClFER LUClFER
8 dec 2020
When you become an Uber Driver and you drop off a dude at your girlfriend's house
When she likes watching you eat her
wifey87 wifey87
6 apr
When she likes watching you eat her
"My crush just told me over text that it was
"unmanly" for men to have a cat. I sent her this
nade vith irumy tears
YulkyTulky YulkyTulky
24 nov 2020
"My crush just told me over text that it was "unmanly" for men to have a cat. I sent her this nade vith irumy tears
you
promise
isabella steger @ @st.. Sep.
yes, It's true. long cat, known as nobiko in japan, has left us.
&y Kris Cheng @ @krisic - 20. Sep.
BABAR TOUF Hi th 18 I I
won't Cry...
fed
thestandnews
bangin bangin
22 sep 2020
you promise isabella steger @ @st.. Sep. yes, It's true. long cat, known as nobiko in japan, has left us. &y Kris Cheng @ @krisic - 20. Sep. BABAR TOUF Hi th 18 I I won't Cry... fed thestandnews
You want to know where I store all my dad jokes?
in dad-a-base
You want to know where I store all my dad jokes? in dad-a-base
*walks into debate club*
"you're all wrong"
*doesn't elaborate*
samn00ted27
10 apr
*walks into debate club* "you're all wrong" *doesn't elaborate*
When your atheist friend convinces you out of your religion and you both die and can't get into heaven
rehmanpa
26 sep 2020
When your atheist friend convinces you out of your religion and you both die and can't get into heaven
DILP
dog i'd like to pet
OldAbnInf OldAbnInf
26 sep 2020
DILP dog i'd like to pet
There was a prison warden in
Louisiana so loved that when he retired, 100 inmates pooled together their money to throw him a parity.
UnusualFaqs UnusualFaqs
8 dec 2020
There was a prison warden in Louisiana so loved that when he retired, 100 inmates pooled together their money to throw him a parity.
When you take NyQuil and
DayQull... at the same time
_FAFA_ _FAFA_
5 feb
When you take NyQuil and DayQull... at the same time
would you cat if the Food ran out?
trash
EN
jenjeninator jenjeninator
20 sep 2020
would you cat if the Food ran out? trash EN
I UNBORN we ELEPHANT.
UNBORN DOG.
UNBORN DOLPHIN.
CLUMP OF CELLS?
conservativewomen conservativewomen
24 sep 2020
I UNBORN we ELEPHANT. UNBORN DOG. UNBORN DOLPHIN. CLUMP OF CELLS?
My dogs birthday was September Sth can
you guys all wish Charlie a happy birthday
Amacc Amacc
25 sep 2020
My dogs birthday was September Sth can you guys all wish Charlie a happy birthday
A cat succumbs to sleepiness despite being curious about bird videos.
A cat succumbs to sleepiness despite being curious about bird videos.
Florida man arrested for reportedly tossing gator into
Wendy's
I thought that was an acceptable form of payment in Florida.
GReen0ne GReen0ne
2 mar
Florida man arrested for reportedly tossing gator into Wendy's I thought that was an acceptable form of payment in Florida.
Me: *Goes to a family dinner*
Some woman I've never seen in my life:
"I cleaned your ass when you were little"
Me: *Goes to a family dinner* Some woman I've never seen in my life: "I cleaned your ass when you were little"