Steve Harvey
Stop sending me this shit! I don't use that kind of toothbrush
@tho weld see
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cornedsyrup cornedsyrup
21 sep 2020
Steve Harvey Stop sending me this shit! I don't use that kind of toothbrush @tho weld see Ovor of deys over the age of are affected by gum disease SAVE YOUR DOG'S LIFE NOW!! Free Worldwide Shipping
the cheese spilled in my oven watching me bake more shit and not clean it up
AriesL AriesL
27 jan 2021
the cheese spilled in my oven watching me bake more shit and not clean it up
Janet Forklift
@janetforklift
I feel way more comfortable
saying "hi" to a dog than the person walking it.
MPBaby MPBaby
26 sep 2020
Janet Forklift @janetforklift I feel way more comfortable saying "hi" to a dog than the person walking it.
Me smoking weed
My lungs
My 'liver knowing it's next
PyroniusThePenguin PyroniusThePenguin
26 sep 2020
Me smoking weed My lungs My 'liver knowing it's next
Extinct Bird Re-Evolved
Itself Back Into Existence
esp aun
Cheechy Cheechy
23 sep 2020
Extinct Bird Re-Evolved Itself Back Into Existence esp aun
YOU MAY BE HIGH
BUT YOU'LL NEVER BE JOHNNY CASH EATING CAKE IN A BUSH HIGH
SpeedyG187 SpeedyG187
1 dec 2020
YOU MAY BE HIGH BUT YOU'LL NEVER BE JOHNNY CASH EATING CAKE IN A BUSH HIGH
Me at the bar watching the frat bro, pretty boy, douche bag pick a fight with the
middle-aged guy with cauliflower ears
aaronskyler aaronskyler
17 mar
Me at the bar watching the frat bro, pretty boy, douche bag pick a fight with the middle-aged guy with cauliflower ears
Forensic Files Narrator: "...and he left a bloody finger print on the door..."
Me: fucking idiot
Forensic Files Narrator: "...and he left a bloody finger print on the door..." Me: fucking idiot
ROBERT IMPLORE YOU
-THE PATH BEFORE US APPEARS TO DECLINE SHARPLY IN ALTITUDE
Daryl Daryl
12 jan 2021
ROBERT IMPLORE YOU -THE PATH BEFORE US APPEARS TO DECLINE SHARPLY IN ALTITUDE
The best things in life are hot & round.
Pizza is life. Boobs are okay too.
sad_great sad_great
27 oct 2020
The best things in life are hot & round. Pizza is life. Boobs are okay too.
Girls: guys never get our hints
Hints:
Two Zero Two Four
2024 0044
0024 2044
ItTyrone ItTyrone
30 dec 2020
Girls: guys never get our hints Hints: Two Zero Two Four 2024 0044 0024 2044
cat
I'm
101
[visible confusion]
Lechery Lechery
29 sep 2020
cat I'm 101 [visible confusion]
DANGER
THE DOG HAS A GUN AND REFUSES TO TAKE HIS MEDICATION
USTEN
IR
DONT NEED MY EDS NEED TARGETS
TweeterWillard TweeterWillard
24 sep 2020
DANGER THE DOG HAS A GUN AND REFUSES TO TAKE HIS MEDICATION USTEN IR DONT NEED MY EDS NEED TARGETS
POV: You ask Jesus for ice cream but he reminds
you of your sins
POV: You ask Jesus for ice cream but he reminds you of your sins
Doug turns 30 this year...
#nickelodeon #1991 #90skid
Doug turns 30 this year... #nickelodeon #1991 #90skid
Nobody:
That one dude in a zombie movie that gets
bit and tries to hide it from rest of the crew:
TomSwellick TomSwellick
8 jan 2021
Nobody: That one dude in a zombie movie that gets bit and tries to hide it from rest of the crew:
In case you need a "feel good" today, here's
Sir Patrick Stewart melting over a puppy.
SoundCoral SoundCoral
17 nov 2020
In case you need a "feel good" today, here's Sir Patrick Stewart melting over a puppy.
Every cat owner ever:
OMG SO CUUUUTEEE!
Every cat owner ever: OMG SO CUUUUTEEE!
Fuck this ankle bracelet. If my parole officer is
watching, fuck you too.
Scotty Kilmer 217K views 3 months ago
studerish studerish
22 jun
Fuck this ankle bracelet. If my parole officer is watching, fuck you too. Scotty Kilmer 217K views 3 months ago