nac dh sadness
tomorrow is Monday
nac dh sadness tomorrow is Monday
Wholesome_Bert Wholesome_Bert
27 sep 2020
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Firefighter dad returns home to his family after 18 days of fighting wildfires Alte: 18 days OS, GL retuied fame,
My mom didnt raise a quitter, she raises someone afraid of failure so much they dont even start something
is that like a personal attack or something I
Dawson Dawson
17 nov 2020
My mom didnt raise a quitter, she raises someone afraid of failure so much they dont even start something is that like a personal attack or something I
My Brain: Don't Do Nothing Stupid With Your Taxes
Me:
Scorpion7YT Scorpion7YT
11 mar
My Brain: Don't Do Nothing Stupid With Your Taxes Me:
Him: You've got a smart mouth, what else can those lips do?
Me:
Tabby Tabby
26 mar
Him: You've got a smart mouth, what else can those lips do? Me:
2050, when you order a fish burger.
JMIII_BUT_CANCER JMIII_BUT_CANCER
25 sep 2020
2050, when you order a fish burger.
"mans best friend".
..but a cat
will never tell the police where your drugs are.,
Dogs might be
LaughMask LaughMask
23 sep 2020
"mans best friend". ..but a cat will never tell the police where your drugs are., Dogs might be
IF WOOKIEES HAVE A 400 YEAR LIFESPAN, THEN HAN SOLO IS BASICALLY LIKE CHEWBACCA'S
THIRD DOG.
Scarletbee Scarletbee
25 may
IF WOOKIEES HAVE A 400 YEAR LIFESPAN, THEN HAN SOLO IS BASICALLY LIKE CHEWBACCA'S THIRD DOG.
Me : watching animal videos online
Youtube recommendation :
How to Break Someone's Neck
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Meth Meth
5 feb
Me : watching animal videos online Youtube recommendation : How to Break Someone's Neck 260K SHARE SAVE
Someone left their blowup doll on the plane
Gasoline Gasoline
13 oct 2020
Someone left their blowup doll on the plane
Me at 2 a.m. drunkenly entranced by the slow spinning of a Hot Pocket in the microwave
WolfenRedux WolfenRedux
11 sep 2020
Me at 2 a.m. drunkenly entranced by the slow spinning of a Hot Pocket in the microwave
Ash
guys literally only want one thing and it's fucking beautiful
2017-10-22, AM
KOB1T3H KOB1T3H
8 may
Ash guys literally only want one thing and it's fucking beautiful 2017-10-22, AM
My girlfriend knows how much I love soccer. She sent me a picture of a graffiti mural of my favorite player, Diego Maradona, in Naples.
tart_wallstreetbets tart_wallstreetbets
2 mar
My girlfriend knows how much I love soccer. She sent me a picture of a graffiti mural of my favorite player, Diego Maradona, in Naples.
When you dropped her off early but you didn't go home
When you dropped her off early but you didn't go home
When your cat is more photogenic than you
JonnyBonez0 JonnyBonez0
3 jun
When your cat is more photogenic than you
When you're at a store and see a
parent ignoring their out of control kid.
dwizzy9904 dwizzy9904
5 feb
When you're at a store and see a parent ignoring their out of control kid.
The Duality of Man.
So you consider yourself an aspiring writer?
Describe this woman in your best prose
I saw her again today. The woman of my dreams. Locks of ebony
hair, dark like a starless night and beautiful as the sun setting over the sea. I yearn to be with her.
Today's the day I will make her mine, whether by words of force or by the ropes in my car. She will be so beautiful on our wedding
KeklingJester
260
"She got Fat Fucking Milkers"
Normal Laps
162 12
dwizzy9904 dwizzy9904
3 feb
The Duality of Man. So you consider yourself an aspiring writer? Describe this woman in your best prose I saw her again today. The woman of my dreams. Locks of ebony hair, dark like a starless night and beautiful as the sun setting over the sea. I yearn to be with her. Today's the day I will make her mine, whether by words of force or by the ropes in my car. She will be so beautiful on our wedding KeklingJester 260 "She got Fat Fucking Milkers" Normal Laps 162 12