Stanislav Zak Purrtacular
Last month my cat disappeared. A week ago
I found him and brought him home. Today my cat came back. Now I I have two identical cats.
There is imPostor amons us
Ripper Ripper
21 sep 2020
Stanislav Zak Purrtacular Last month my cat disappeared. A week ago I found him and brought him home. Today my cat came back. Now I I have two identical cats. There is imPostor amons us
Student confidently submits worst essay professor has ever graded
bri-ecrit
Students, you have NO IDEA how high that bar is.
Jdog102397 Jdog102397
11 nov 2020
Student confidently submits worst essay professor has ever graded bri-ecrit Students, you have NO IDEA how high that bar is.
MODERNA PFIZER
MODERNA PFIZER
Sy (ME NAaTQOONSINS Would u ?
Would you date your ex again for a year for $50,000?
OWILL_EN
I'll do it for free I miss her
KingGalaxy KingGalaxy
23 sep 2020
Sy (ME NAaTQOONSINS Would u ? Would you date your ex again for a year for $50,000? OWILL_EN I'll do it for free I miss her
Teacher: "See me after class"
10 year old me who just started watching porn:
miclo25
21d
Teacher: "See me after class" 10 year old me who just started watching porn:
Note to self: do not look at the floor trying to look cute when you have
silver eye shadow on...
CaptainCrunch423 CaptainCrunch423
19 may
Note to self: do not look at the floor trying to look cute when you have silver eye shadow on...
Now that we can't shake hands or come near each other, finger guns are coming back and I'm pretty psyched about that
WHITE_G00DMAN WHITE_G00DMAN
4 nov 2020
Now that we can't shake hands or come near each other, finger guns are coming back and I'm pretty psyched about that
Hello Kim
Why do I have to be weirdo
Sup
If you weren't a weirdo Kim
would've given you her real phone number.
derpykittie derpykittie
25 sep 2020
Hello Kim Why do I have to be weirdo Sup If you weren't a weirdo Kim would've given you her real phone number.
The more learn about people, the more like my dog.
Mark Twain
FuckItDriveOn FuckItDriveOn
26 sep 2020
The more learn about people, the more like my dog. Mark Twain
we could be cats cuddling inside the banana plushie
Cats Cats
22 sep 2020
we could be cats cuddling inside the banana plushie
@img cat frog
MrQwertyxsad
That's a dog you dyslexic
bot
SKUBBB SKUBBB
22 sep 2020
@img cat frog MrQwertyxsad That's a dog you dyslexic bot
Dog dad waits for your smiles in hopes that he would smile as well. Share a smile. - Dog dad waits for your smiles in hopes that he would smile as well. Share a smile.
NorgenNaviSuil NorgenNaviSuil
21 sep 2020
Dog dad waits for your smiles in hopes that he would smile as well. Share a smile. - Dog dad waits for your smiles in hopes that he would smile as well. Share a smile.
TO ALL THE KARENS SHARONS BECKYS CHADS AND KYLES WHOSE NAMES HAVE BECOME A MEME:
SORRY I'M SO SORRY
Skeewomp Skeewomp
16 aug 2020
TO ALL THE KARENS SHARONS BECKYS CHADS AND KYLES WHOSE NAMES HAVE BECOME A MEME: SORRY I'M SO SORRY
The Egyptian Mau is probably the oldest breed of cat. In fact, the breed is so ancient that its name is the Egyptian word for "cat."
thesixpennybook
#did they name it may because thats the sound cats make!?
now I am just imagining a very early Egyptian encountering a wild cat for the first time.
human: what the fuck are you? cat: mau human: oh okay then
IndigentSeeker IndigentSeeker
20 sep 2020
The Egyptian Mau is probably the oldest breed of cat. In fact, the breed is so ancient that its name is the Egyptian word for "cat." thesixpennybook #did they name it may because thats the sound cats make!? now I am just imagining a very early Egyptian encountering a wild cat for the first time. human: what the fuck are you? cat: mau human: oh okay then
My brain: stop this project and start a new project
Me: Why?
My brain:
I said new projec'
Va. 4
neglectedrHumor97 neglectedrHumor97
29 dec 2020
My brain: stop this project and start a new project Me: Why? My brain: I said new projec' Va. 4
Michael Margolis
@yipe
Alexa: remind me to feed the baby
Defeat
the
Skrappy Skrappy
25 nov 2020
Michael Margolis @yipe Alexa: remind me to feed the baby Defeat the
RAM THECOMPLEETEFACTS
NSTAC
Japanese researchers have successfully developed a device that will be able to literally playback your dreams in a video sequence.
LuckyLook LuckyLook
15 mar
RAM THECOMPLEETEFACTS NSTAC Japanese researchers have successfully developed a device that will be able to literally playback your dreams in a video sequence.
You aren't
allowed to eat
the cat food
is
that written?
In the name
CAT food
rabinator rabinator
25 sep 2020
You aren't allowed to eat the cat food is that written? In the name CAT food
Me driving passed
any dirt road:
I wonder where that goes
Chevy_83 Chevy_83
10 feb
Me driving passed any dirt road: I wonder where that goes
When you swallow too much air while swimming and blast out an Aerophagia burp.
ty
DarthBoner DarthBoner
6 may
When you swallow too much air while swimming and blast out an Aerophagia burp. ty