stan
@catsinners
this is why she left you
@ Bill Gates @ @BillGates 16 Nov 16
From poop water to poop perfume, I'm amazed by the innovation that's underway in the field of sanitation:
stan @catsinners this is why she left you @ Bill Gates @ @BillGates 16 Nov 16 From poop water to poop perfume, I'm amazed by the innovation that's underway in the field of sanitation:
YW HAVE THIS MEANS YOUR EATEN MY MY NEW HUSBAND NOW
YOUR TURN TO TAKE OUT THE
TRASH
PatnoonicCanadian PatnoonicCanadian
25 sep 2020
YW HAVE THIS MEANS YOUR EATEN MY MY NEW HUSBAND NOW YOUR TURN TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH
I never understood why they put some words in colors. Are you gonna read only the colored ones? Does it give you a secret message?
What's up with that seriously?
NCC1701_D NCC1701_D
5 feb
I never understood why they put some words in colors. Are you gonna read only the colored ones? Does it give you a secret message? What's up with that seriously?
Twitter is private company, it can do what it wants."
Restaurant owners:
XXXONAMEMESTREAK XXXONAMEMESTREAK
26 jan 2021
Twitter is private company, it can do what it wants." Restaurant owners:
Dog owners the moment they adopt a new dog
I'LL CUT OUR
hitbox44 hitbox44
23 sep 2020
Dog owners the moment they adopt a new dog I'LL CUT OUR
When you get called into work because you're the reliable employee that can cover shifts:
TruckOwner
28 may
When you get called into work because you're the reliable employee that can cover shifts:
Am I masturbating because I'm horny?
or because I'm depressed and I need the dopamine?
RumNCoke4mike RumNCoke4mike
5 mar
Am I masturbating because I'm horny? or because I'm depressed and I need the dopamine?
Introverts when they have to fulfill plans that they made a week ago when they were in a good mood
This is
GamingNerd101 GamingNerd101
28 nov 2020
Introverts when they have to fulfill plans that they made a week ago when they were in a good mood This is
ts that what happens though, seriously?
You just get bored of us one day and disappear?,
Not if you're blonde.' I
Oh, she was blonde!
*Oh, what a 'surprise!
DoctorPines DoctorPines
24 sep 2020
ts that what happens though, seriously? You just get bored of us one day and disappear?, Not if you're blonde.' I Oh, she was blonde! *Oh, what a 'surprise!
day *eats cake*
Me: Sleeps with her sister
Her:
The_Kraken124 The_Kraken124
23 oct 2020
day *eats cake* Me: Sleeps with her sister Her:
Every Canadian mom's favourite singer, Michael Buble, was recently spotted at Disneyland having absolutely zero clue what to do with corn on the cob.
burzteed
Ho looks so lost, someone help him
It's tke... He Anows, on some tovel, that this isn't the way it's done.
LiegeAnon LiegeAnon
24 sep 2020
Every Canadian mom's favourite singer, Michael Buble, was recently spotted at Disneyland having absolutely zero clue what to do with corn on the cob. burzteed Ho looks so lost, someone help him It's tke... He Anows, on some tovel, that this isn't the way it's done.
How in the Goddamn fridge - How in the Goddamn fridge
AidenEdie AidenEdie
22 sep 2020
How in the Goddamn fridge - How in the Goddamn fridge
Top reviews
try Verified Purchase
The dogs LOVE them!
Kimberly
Dear AKC, your "long lasting" bone lasted
all of 5 minutes. If that's your idea of a > long lasting bone then I feel sorry for
WELL
your wife.
THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY
Republished Republished
21 sep 2020
Top reviews try Verified Purchase The dogs LOVE them! Kimberly Dear AKC, your "long lasting" bone lasted all of 5 minutes. If that's your idea of a > long lasting bone then I feel sorry for WELL your wife. THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY
"You ordered the "meat lovers" baby girl?"
flipper_fire flipper_fire
19 may
"You ordered the "meat lovers" baby girl?"
this still kills me
James Charles
@amescharles
@DUALIPA twinning!!! <3
@DUALIPA
when an ugly stranger calls you twin
No Bitch
this still kills me James Charles @amescharles @DUALIPA twinning!!! <3 @DUALIPA when an ugly stranger calls you twin No Bitch
Among Us should have increased odds on becoming imposter
you don't leave at the start of game
RangoDrawing RangoDrawing
25 sep 2020
Among Us should have increased odds on becoming imposter you don't leave at the start of game
: Anonymous No.129854915
>Georgia? Thats a state not a country its capital is Atlanta bro
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Anonymous No. 129855092
>Turkey? Thats a bird not a country its origin is America bro
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: Anonymous No.129855149
>Hungary? No, I just ate
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Mallard Mallard
23 sep 2020
: Anonymous No.129854915 >Georgia? Thats a state not a country its capital is Atlanta bro 480 KB PNG Anonymous No. 129855092 >Turkey? Thats a bird not a country its origin is America bro 191 KB PNG : Anonymous No.129855149 >Hungary? No, I just ate 50 KB JPG
When you ask your crush for a pussy pic and she sends a pitcture of her cat
"er, > Oe
A\
ACCEPTABLE
eyes eyes
21 sep 2020
When you ask your crush for a pussy pic and she sends a pitcture of her cat "er, > Oe A\ ACCEPTABLE
When You Pray To God To Remove Your
Family's Problem & Next Day You Find
Yourself In Heaven
Bacardi Bacardi
17 dec 2020
When You Pray To God To Remove Your Family's Problem & Next Day You Find Yourself In Heaven
Natsuki Subaru
@Brol eBe,ondCompare
Ah yes. Me. My girlfriend. And her 5,000 year-old ancient cat spirit familiar.
Sakurauchi Sakurauchi
20 sep 2020
Natsuki Subaru @Brol eBe,ondCompare Ah yes. Me. My girlfriend. And her 5,000 year-old ancient cat spirit familiar.