SS
They all have tough straight faces then there's Chris
Evans who just like "I'm gonna be a cute little shit"
DoctorPines DoctorPines
25 sep 2020
SS They all have tough straight faces then there's Chris Evans who just like "I'm gonna be a cute little shit"
Every Woman Is A Doll
Now Whether It Is
Barbie, Annabelle or
Voodoo Is A Roll Of The Dice
candycane15 candycane15
8 oct 2020
Every Woman Is A Doll Now Whether It Is Barbie, Annabelle or Voodoo Is A Roll Of The Dice
Me: "Mom buy me Lego Boba Fett"
Mom: "We have Lego Boba Fett at home, you
silly boy!"
Lego Boba Fett at home:
Jimmy_Mania Jimmy_Mania
26 sep 2020
Me: "Mom buy me Lego Boba Fett" Mom: "We have Lego Boba Fett at home, you silly boy!" Lego Boba Fett at home:
Doctor: I fixed your broken arm.
Here's your bill.
My Card: *Declines*
Doctor:
codar455 codar455
28 sep 2020
Doctor: I fixed your broken arm. Here's your bill. My Card: *Declines* Doctor:
THERE ARE 70 WAYS TO KEEP A MEN HAPPY.
ONE ALCOHOL!
THE REST IS 64
THERE ARE 70 WAYS TO KEEP A MEN HAPPY. ONE ALCOHOL! THE REST IS 64
GrouchoMarks GrouchoMarks
25 sep 2020
Tony Rigatoni My goose thinks he's a dog and has been barking at me...
fa. shittymoviedetails
In Gulliver's Travels, production was constantly delayed as Jack Black kept accidentally stepping on and killing the actors
fa. shittymoviedetails In Gulliver's Travels, production was constantly delayed as Jack Black kept accidentally stepping on and killing the actors
When you're fighting with your sibling and your parents walk in
Miknoonl Miknoonl
22 jun
When you're fighting with your sibling and your parents walk in
'This Here Is Probably Our Bestselling Love
Seat,' Says Man Who Would Have Been
Powerful, Revered Warrior 4,000 Years Ago
+ SEE MORE: LOCAL
The man who would have spilled the innards of any rival warlord that did not prostrate himself at his feet confirmed that the love seat came with
two accent pillows.
BrysonTiller BrysonTiller
31 dec 2020
'This Here Is Probably Our Bestselling Love Seat,' Says Man Who Would Have Been Powerful, Revered Warrior 4,000 Years Ago + SEE MORE: LOCAL The man who would have spilled the innards of any rival warlord that did not prostrate himself at his feet confirmed that the love seat came with two accent pillows.
Brian Blickenstaff
My wife got this thing for our ridiculously spoiled cat and now when we're cooking the cat throws temper tantrums and the only way to make her stop is to break out the cat bag and let her ride in it.
AM 25 Sep 20 - TweetDeck
PsiloDragon PsiloDragon
28 sep 2020
Brian Blickenstaff My wife got this thing for our ridiculously spoiled cat and now when we're cooking the cat throws temper tantrums and the only way to make her stop is to break out the cat bag and let her ride in it. AM 25 Sep 20 - TweetDeck
Me: God Give Me A Reason To Go To Work
God:
You're Broke And Weed Ain't Free My Child
@goldlung_420_insta
Dustin_K Dustin_K
16 oct 2020
Me: God Give Me A Reason To Go To Work God: You're Broke And Weed Ain't Free My Child @goldlung_420_insta
medonald's worker: "would you like to donate some money to starving kids?"
me:
@assrip
medonald's worker: "would you like to donate some money to starving kids?" me: @assrip
"Grab life by the tits"
the_real_james_dean the_real_james_dean
26 feb
"Grab life by the tits"
SYGMOND THE GREY: A REALLY EPIC CAT BRACE YOURSELVES
IS COMING
KingGalaxy KingGalaxy
24 sep 2020
SYGMOND THE GREY: A REALLY EPIC CAT BRACE YOURSELVES IS COMING
Leonardo DiCaprio is one lucky man
= ad
Camila Morrone has a great smile!
Leonardo DiCaprio is one lucky man = ad Camila Morrone has a great smile!
Steve Harvey
Stop sending me this shit! I don't use that kind of toothbrush
@tho weld see
Ovor of deys over the age of are affected by gum disease
SAVE YOUR DOG'S LIFE NOW!!
Free Worldwide Shipping
cornedsyrup cornedsyrup
21 sep 2020
Steve Harvey Stop sending me this shit! I don't use that kind of toothbrush @tho weld see Ovor of deys over the age of are affected by gum disease SAVE YOUR DOG'S LIFE NOW!! Free Worldwide Shipping
Give me five!
Why are you refusing to high five him?
He wants
5 eggs from me!
chow hon lam Buddy Comics
BuddyGator
25 sep 2020
Give me five! Why are you refusing to high five him? He wants 5 eggs from me! chow hon lam Buddy Comics
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU
We
YOU FOUND A NEW BOOB MEME?
whimsical195 whimsical195
23 sep 2020
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU We YOU FOUND A NEW BOOB MEME?