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    • Yeah, but what is your velocity and speed? I need to know how much time I have left
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    • Jokes on you, I've got my BONK! Atomic Punch in hand, I'm a freakin blur
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    • Scout at full speed can run a 3:30 minute mile
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    • But my pizza is almost here
      Normaler 25 sep
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    • I’m in a car, how could you possibly...oh shit
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    • But im locked in the sewers
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    • I was from where he was from
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    • Catch me if you can bitch
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    • Last thing you see
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    • Is that so?
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    • Too bad meters are fake
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    • I’m taking a shit-
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    • BUT IM TAKING A SHIT SCOUT PLEASE
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    • Ok but im a pyro main so good luck
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    • Okay
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    • Nah
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    • I'm runnin' circles around ya
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    • i'm in a car on the freeway tho
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    • Good to know, let's meet up halfway sunshine, I ain't afraid to die :)
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    • I'm fishing rn
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    • Just try and get on the point dumbass, see what happens.
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    • As a medic I find scouts repulsive in every way except helping me get to the front lines faster
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    • Ah shit I see him!!
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    • Which way do I run!!!!!
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    • Take your New Jersey accent and end me already
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    • What is scout's real name
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    • i never got into TF2 because my computer could never run it however my brother really likes it... what are the basics of the game so as his younger sister i can relate to him?
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    • me with 9x sentries deployed: nah, he can come in
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    • Yeah but what’s your velocity and rate of acceleration?
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    • When I finished reading this, a phone on the other side if the wall next to me vibrated, and ngl that was a scary 2 seconds
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    • Me laughing then hearing a knock on my door
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    • good. this dick won’t sick itself. chop chop motherfucker i got shit to do
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    • Ik a lot of yall don't care, but I did my first year of cross country, and today was regionals, we ran a 5k (3.1 miles) and my first mile at a 6:40 and kept on and the last turn was about a 1/4 mile and with all the adrenaline and no will power i sprinted it and caught a hutch kid who sprinted(1/2)
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    • Don't worry
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    • But... but I'm shitting
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    • I heard a fucking sound behind me and it scared the shit out of me
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    • I read this, then immediately heard a noise outside, and for a moment I was just like... "well damn, this sucks"
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    • DID I FUCKIN STUTTER BROTHA? https://ifunny.co/fun/vxMxF64a7
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    • fuckfuckfucKFUCKFUCKFUCK OH SHIT I CANT RUN IM A FUCKING CAN OF BONK! ATOMIC PUNCH NOOO
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    • Scout runs around 22 mph and accelerates to top speed in an instant so you have about 10 seconds. If you start running quickly, don't expect to get away, because he also has infinite endurance, and at 22 mph, he can run a mile in 2:42.
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    • He’s gonna fuck you. God told him to
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    • I don't speak imaginary numbers, therefore, the problem doesn't exist, and cannot harm me
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    • Scout you about to get fisted, so come on in
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    • me, in a car: nervous sweating
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    • *slams mag into bullpup* sorry what was that, couldn't hear you
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    • Oh shit oh shit oh shit
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    • unless I start chasing you instead
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    • *opens asscheeks*
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    • Like to see him try I'm in orbit OH WAIT WHAT THE FUCK
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    • Lets fucking go then
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    • Jokes on him I have a random crit sticky I forgot about which I will conveniently detonate at random instantly nooning him
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    • Funny I’m at a straight away right now. Wait who’s that?
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    • Im on a plane...
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    • Help.
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    • I'm not going to outrun him, I'm going to stand and fight like a man
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    • But I’m taking a shit
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    • Im in the toilet
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    • I’m in the bathroom and it’s locked so I’m fine
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    • where
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    • Scout
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    • Saw this yesterday, there's no way your
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    • No
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    • Im on the water
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    • I thought it said scout fart
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    • Come get bitch
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    • I refuse
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    • You mean 90
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    • Liar, if a scout were only 100 meters away they would be here by now oh shit someone’s at the door brb
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    • *Starts running towards him*
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    • You just hear a window break and a voice saying you can hide but you can't run
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    • Titan Fall 2 Ronin
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    • SOME ONE IS AT MY FUcKINg HOUSE AND THEY WONT STOP KNOCKING
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    • I’m in the car loser
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    • I’m in a car right now
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