• spoon full of nutella counts as O lunch right?
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technically speaking can i put a AS safety pin in a piercing?
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S ican
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i want mac and cheese but im
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    • Murphy sounds like a fun friend
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    • Murphy the chaotic god
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    • murphy’s law
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    • Who is this man I want to be friends he seems like me
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    • I wonder what Murphy does on a daily schedule
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    • id be fuckinf pissed at my parents and life if i had that many allergies.
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    • A perfect example of everyone having that one friend where you question how they’re still alive
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    • Modern philosopher
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    • You can make plasma by microwaving g(ra)pes
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    • I think we all need a friend like Murphy. What a legend.
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    • Soo... that dudes bored 24/7
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    • I need a murphy in my life to do dumb shit with
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    • What happens if I microwave a hamster?
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    • my friend aidan is like this, he’s allergic to soy beans, chickpeas, peanuts treenuts, eggs and i think something else, but i watched him eat a reeses pb cup and hit himself with his epipen, chaotic evil right there
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    • Ever heard of Murphy’s Law? It’s goes something like this: “If something can go wrong, it will”
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    • Alright kiddies settle down and let me tell you about a little something caled a BLEVE it stands for Boiling Liquid Expanding Vapor Explosion and what that /boils/ down to is that any type of vessel that has liquid in it be it flesh shell or container will explode under sufficient heat
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    • MacauliflowerCulkin
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    • Murphy created plasma in his microwave
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    • Microwaving gr*pes makes plasma
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    • You're allergic to chocolate and dairy? Damn, God must've really said fuck you in the character creation menu...
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    • This mans is living his best life
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    • I need a friend like Murphy. He'd be the friend willing to do some crazy shit with you and risk his life for the sake of making memories and still stick by your side and say, "Haha, your stuck with me now." Even tho your glad to have him as a friend. Oh, and utter chaos. Murphy is utter chaos.
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    • You can actually create plasma if you microwave a gr-ape in a specific way
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    • _Sugar_Cloud_ so is just everybody with the name Murphy a force of chaos or some shit?
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    • I heard microwaving grap3s is a example of plasma
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    • Literally the embodiment of Murphy's Law
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    • I acted like this to impress a girl. This is how I found out how easy it is to make quirky women laugh
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    • Dude, you’re allergic to eggs? I thought if I ate them really fast I wouldn’t notice!
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    • This man is bringing us the answers to life's biggest questions
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    • Atleast you turned on dark mode
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    • Just list these all in a physics book. Call it Murphy’s law.
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    • Only a spoonful
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    • Murphys law, ya know?
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    • Bro the need for attention on this kid
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    • I love murphy
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    • Fuck ifunny, every comment I make is spam somehow
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    • Sounds like having a dog who can text
      Qrrzx888 5 aug
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    • What happens if I microwave a hamster?
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    • Ayyy chocolate allergy gang rise up 🙌
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    • Boil eggs in the oven
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    • Obviously, this person only SAYS they are allergic. Im allergic to chocolate and I would NEVER eat it because it is absolute hell. This is a poser who is trying to be edgy and allergic to chocolate.
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    • I didn’t realize I was allergic to pineapples til I said out loud that it hurts to eat them
      Fritzor 5 aug
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    • Earlier my 2 year old Abby sister for stung by a bee for the first time, her thumb swelled a tiny bit and it also turned red. She got a little bit of a rash forming on her arm, but after 5 minutes thr rash went away, and after another 5 minutes her thumb was going back to normal. So luckily she-
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    • This man is going places 😤
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    • Murphy is going places
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    • Everyone saying they love Murphy just wait till they find out Murphys a part of the lgbt
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    • vote to make murphy the new god
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    • Bruh I fell bad for the person having him as a friend like he's gonna blow up ur phone by texting to much
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    • Murphy’s living life, man
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    • This is chaotic
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    • Murphy’s law
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    • Where's the comments??
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    • Took 6 hours to microwave gr-apes
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    • I just put an egg in the microwave and it did indeed explode, and gave me a good dose of seratonin. (Takes about 30-45 seconds.)
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    • Michael wave
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    • YOOOO GUYS IT LITERALLY EXPLODES!
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    • I know A guy like this. Lowkey my favorite person to just hang out watch. No pre thought just actions. Its amazing
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    • The scientist
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    • 6 hours later* "THEY EXPLODE" how fucking long was he putting them in the microwave
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    • Sounds like me. Literally my text messages are random as fuck. I read through my own text messages I send to my friends after staying up all night or not taking my meds to see how bad they sound after I'm more normal. It's pretty wack.
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    • Chaotic stupid?
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    • I can't tell if this dude is extremely bored or should be named Kevin.
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    • What if we eat fruit warm and microwaved?
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    • Cringe
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    • Lot of mnowledge i actually didnt know in here this is a quality researcher
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    • Mad lad
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    • If you pour a little bleach on a fire ant bite it goes away
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    • This is my cousin
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    • My man Murph
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    • Murphy is a chaotic dumbass
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    • Tell him to bake apple seeds
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    • I’m allergic to hazelnuts and have always wanted to try Nutella but I’m afraid I’ll have a reaction to it
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    • Murphys law 2.0
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    • I used to just stick my hands in bleach when I cleaned. Then I moved households and I no longer do that
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    • I relate to the chocolate part lol
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    • as someone who has anxiety about life, most of my phone conversations start off like this
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    • It sounds like an alien experiencing earth stuff for the first time lol
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    • Murphy is Chaotic Neutral and loving it
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    • Stink bugs don’t stink that bad I live with them all over and they aren’t that bad
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    • a quarter cup of bleach in a bathtub will cure super dry skin. You're welcome
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    • Where is Murphy? Is he safe? Is he alright?
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    • If you microwave almost anything ( fruit /vegetable wise) that has a skin, without piercing it for air pockets to release the pressure, it will explode.
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    • Wow who are u and we need to be friends
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    • protect them
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    • I feel like this person is allergic to like milk, nuts/tree nuts, and maybe chocolate but man is he adventurous
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    • This is exactly how everything we now find trivial was discovered. He just make sure they still hold true.
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    • I need a Murphy
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    • A friend like this seems like fun
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    • This is him. He is literally Murphy’s Law
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    • Literally Murphy’s law
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    • Murphy knows how to live
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    • I wanna meet him
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    • I didn’t give you permission to post my texts mssgs
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    • The pure chaos that radiates from Murphy
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    • is he allergic to everything
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    • Im litterally a Murphy lol
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