A halfedemon creature, created when the
soul of an ancient cactus-demon from the
days of plant-worship inhabits the body of a
human in the hereeandrnow‘ There is only
confirmed spooky cactus in existence,
believed to be hidden in the north of
England. From the careful analysis ofthis
one isolated case, we have discovered that
spooky cacti are blunt, cynical, sarcastic and
taunt humankind for kicks.
'The spooky cactus had awaken, and was
glaring With an uncertain cactical fury at the
toaster, Which she could not quite decided
whether or not to make the victim of ﬂaming
spiny cactuslike Wrath. '
by Celestia Cloud April 21, 2005