*spends an entire week studying*
My brain during the test:
dreadigon dreadigon
22 sep 2020
*spends an entire week studying* My brain during the test:
when you order 5 Wendy's
Classic Triple meals and the guy asks if you're having a party
How dare you?
wildghost68 wildghost68
23 mar
when you order 5 Wendy's Classic Triple meals and the guy asks if you're having a party How dare you?
Me: "barks back at my dog*
My dog wondering why I just started swearing at her:
PINEY
Pixey Pixey
22 may
Me: "barks back at my dog* My dog wondering why I just started swearing at her: PINEY
just remember i'm always joking unless you're down
KMickparty KMickparty
6 nov 2020
just remember i'm always joking unless you're down
Guy on the survival show
*about to die from starvation*
The camera man:
GMAN1797 GMAN1797
28 dec 2020
Guy on the survival show *about to die from starvation* The camera man:
Gabriel-iglesias@ ww
@fluffyguy
am the voice of Speedy Gonzales in the new Space Jam.
Does this mean they are gonna try to cancel Fluffy too? U can't catch me cancel culture. I'm the fastest mouse in all of
Mexico
Inmate_423 Inmate_423
9 mar
Gabriel-iglesias@ ww @fluffyguy am the voice of Speedy Gonzales in the new Space Jam. Does this mean they are gonna try to cancel Fluffy too? U can't catch me cancel culture. I'm the fastest mouse in all of Mexico
DRINK WHAT SHE'S WEARING.
milk with 50% more protein & calcium,
MORE GOOD LOOKS GOOD.
DRINK WHAT SHE'S WEARING. milk with 50% more protein & calcium, MORE GOOD LOOKS GOOD.
What's on your mind?
Random Thoughts
@thought
Someone made up dinosaur sounds without ever hearing them.
Gilberto Gilberto
13 mar
What's on your mind? Random Thoughts @thought Someone made up dinosaur sounds without ever hearing them.
My dog when he finds out I I cheated on him with a younger
pup
na
He must pay the price for his betrayal.
Anakin Anakin
27 sep 2020
My dog when he finds out I I cheated on him with a younger pup na He must pay the price for his betrayal.
When Sarah breaks up with you, but you still love hot sauce.
CourtneyChaos CourtneyChaos
1 may
When Sarah breaks up with you, but you still love hot sauce.
@cockyrapnews
NBA YOUNGBOY IS HAVING HIS 27TH CHILD, REPORTEDLY THE GOAL IS 50
@cockyrapnews NBA YOUNGBOY IS HAVING HIS 27TH CHILD, REPORTEDLY THE GOAL IS 50
I heard he doesn't clear his internet history and never goes incognito mode
Thotai_II Thotai_II
18 feb
I heard he doesn't clear his internet history and never goes incognito mode
they call me ranch cause I be dressing
coughing coughing
20 jan 2021
they call me ranch cause I be dressing
FUN FACT: a majority of archeologists are women due to their natural ability to dig up the past
FUN FACT: a majority of archeologists are women due to their natural ability to dig up the past
The fact that Sci-Fi movies and books largely ignores the role of dogs in our future really pisses me off. Our two species are
intrinsically tied together. Even if we leave this planet, will we leave our dogs behind?
Do we even have the right to forget them? - intrinsically tied together. Even if we leave this planet, will we leave our dogs behind? Do we even have the right to forget them?
WorldAtWar WorldAtWar
29 sep 2020
The fact that Sci-Fi movies and books largely ignores the role of dogs in our future really pisses me off. Our two species are intrinsically tied together. Even if we leave this planet, will we leave our dogs behind? Do we even have the right to forget them? - intrinsically tied together. Even if we leave this planet, will we leave our dogs behind? Do we even have the right to forget them?
Don't do that.
Don't give me hope.
TheAdvocatusDiaboli TheAdvocatusDiaboli
30 oct 2020
Don't do that. Don't give me hope.
Not sure if I'm scared enough. I do not feel repelled. Ils something wrong with me?
awfulPage awfulPage
17 jun
Not sure if I'm scared enough. I do not feel repelled. Ils something wrong with me?
some GuY my SON PLAYS XBOX WITH
AL___
Wot
Nipples
WetNipples WetNipples
11 dec 2020
some GuY my SON PLAYS XBOX WITH AL___ Wot Nipples
minor inconvenience: *happens* me:
minor inconvenience: *happens* me: