• Speezus Christ,
@sean_speezy
I was higher than pterodactyl tits last night and said extra crust instead of extra cheese
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    • They deserve a tip for actually going through with it
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    • At least you didnt order none pizza with left beef
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    • extra brim
      Heather7 5 sep
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    • One time, when I worked at dominos, someone ordered a pan pizza, no toppings, no cheese, no sauce
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    • If weed makes you dumber, why do people take it? What if you end up accidentally doing or saying something you regret while you’re high?
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    • Can’t relate, not a pothead
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    • Not a druggie, can't relate
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    • Crust ain't bad. It's that damn pineapple.
      lupac 5 sep
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    • No that's just a little ceasars hot and ready, they did this shit to me twice, it's supposed to be like cheesy crust or something smh
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    • No, you ordered that on purpose, perfectly sober, all for a lame "haha pot make brain no work good" joke
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    • "pterodactyl tits"
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    • oshm 5 sep
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    • I was stone sober once and ordered a pepperoni pizza and these motherfuckers had the AUDACITY. THE GALL. To send me a pizza that was ENTIRELY PEPPERONI. No cheese. No sauce. The legal bare minimum of crust. And the rest WHOLE SLICES OF PEPPERONI.
      Mythbuff 5 sep
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    • They actually delivered though.
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    • Bro the Cheeser Cheeser was my favorite.
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    • Who the hell says pterodactyl tits, pterodactyls aren't dinosaurs, nor do they have tits. Lmao
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    • When someone doesn’t eat the crust on their pizza around me:
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    • I've gotten pizza like that before from Little Caesars. It's because the workers are idiots.
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    • Yeah well I read the as perodakul
      Anaiah 5 sep
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    • That looks good asf tho
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    • Listen there’s a “pothead” your everyday causal smoker wake up smoke before work smoke type of schedule of smoking. Then you have the stoners who smoke past their limits every time and get fried. Stereotypes are very real
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    • Just get some marinara and use the extra crust as breadsticks
      FeIla 5 sep
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    • and didn’t eat any
      Dodgerx4 5 sep
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    • kanep0e 5 sep
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    • Is that pizza BONELESS though?
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    • higher than pterodactyl tits
      hert_man 5 sep
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    • Imagine it stuffed
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    • I'm racist
      tobi 5 sep
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    • Fire
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    • "ay yo just bake me a loaf of wide bread bro"
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    • My sister eats he pizza without the cheese on it so just bread and sauce roast the shit out of her so I can show her the error of her ways
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    • If there's dipping sauce, I see no problem
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    • Motherfucker you better have ordered all the dipping sauces. That's gonna be some work.
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    • But no pineapple. You made a good call
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    • I’ll stuff YOU in the crust
      Boat_Man 5 sep
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    • As someone who loves pizza crust that looks good af
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    • Pterodactyl tits?
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    • Americans will measure with anything except the metric system lol
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    • Pterodactyl tits would be low because they are all dead in the ground
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    • I don’t know if this is a unpopular opinion but god damn I love the crust I should do that sometime
      bruhmen 8 sep
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    • 95% of people were too lazy to read that word.
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    • Looks good tho
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    • Damnnn I gotta do that, the crust is the best part
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    • Except the crust tastes good :),I could go for some right now
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    • Fold them
      G00D_0NE 8 sep
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    • doesnt look that bad
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    • That shit probably has bone in it too, smh
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    • Extra gay
      dr8807 8 sep
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    • I'm liking this for "pterodactyl tits"
      Bread__ 8 sep
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    • That gave me a chuckle
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    • It better be a thick crust
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    • This be bomb at dominoes
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    • This would be banger if you had a ton of marinara
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    • You know what? It doesn't look that bad. Not preferred but I'd still scarf it down
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    • Big brain moment: what ig you ask fo extra crust but make it stuffed crust
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    • Crust is for dipping now.
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    • ... as someone who enjoys eating the crust when the sauce is spread over it before cooking, that looks amazing.
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    • I wanna do this now
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    • I am uncomfortable with the energy we've created in the studio today
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    • I'm bringing chili.
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    • HISD lunch pizza
      petereny 7 sep
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    • Sure you were
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    • I made my roommate mad when I told him I got him a pizza and when he got it, it was ALL crust! My brother works at the pizza place so it wasnt that difficult
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    • Curious, is there anything like a cross between a pizza and a calzone/stromboli? Circular like a pizza, but the inside stuffed with cheese with or without sauce, and then layered on top with pepperoni or whatever you wanted to top it with? Closest thing i can think of would be a cheesesteak pizza
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    • I had a stroke trying to read pterodactyl
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    • That’s so depressing
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    • Looks like a nipple
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    • That looks good
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    • I think your on to something. With the right amount of dipping sauce I’d get this
      Sneff 7 sep
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    • This could be good though
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    • So you ordered it the night before and did not eat it
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    • But you were able to take a pic?? ..... bullshit
      Rob8776 7 sep
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    • Me likee
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    • Higher than senator socks
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      GaryT69 7 sep
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    • Why that’s awful
      cowilli 7 sep
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    • why the fuck can they even do thay
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    • How high are pterodactyl tits?
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    • I wanna see pterodactyl tits now thanks guy
      Trauzt 7 sep
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    • All girls:
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    • As a crust lover That actually looks pretty good
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    • I didn't even know you could do this ...
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    • wait you can do this
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    • High as giraffe pussy
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    • Hold up you might be on to something
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    • 6224 6 sep
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    • If it was stuffed crust that could actually be pretty dope
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    • You forgot to order it with extra soy sauce.
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    • I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS POST
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    • I’ve tried this with stuffed crush and it doesn’t work :(
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    • I don’t see the problem here
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    • No. 1 that's a thicc ass crust No. 2 not as weird as this one person who comes in every week and wants a pizza very light baked (basically raw) and not cut, I asked him one day why he doesnt want it cut and its because he rolls it up into a burrito and eats it that way ( still raw as shit )
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    • Damn I'm enjoying the "healthy" debate that you non weed smokers and weed smoking losers are having. You're really getting somewhere I swear
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    • So why didnt you eat the pizza?
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