• Speed has never killed: nyone.
Suddenly'becoming stationary,
that's what gets you.
Jeremy Clarkson
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    • That's not true! My cousin took a shitload of speed and dropped on the spot like 2 minutes later
      Boxhead98 29 jun
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    • / if terminal velocity exceeds survivability Don’t
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    • Rapid acceleration will also k I’ll you
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    • Everyone saying something about G forces are retarded. G forces come from acceleration, not speed. The quote clearly says speed and you're trying to be pretentious with no knowledge
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    • Not true, if you go fast enough the G force on your body will crush you
      Bjord 30 jun
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    • Ha wrong g-force exists
      Khilseith 30 jun
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    • He’s right. I’m an astronomy major. I know physics. You could go 180,000miles/second and be fine. It’s the acceleration and deceleration that can cause you damage. That’s why astronauts survive Mach 17. They gradually get up to that speed. Not instantly. If it was instant, then the g’s will be fatal
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    • Does anyone have the video of the radio station where the dude fucked his bullies mom?
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    • should be "speed doesnt kiII, rapid change in speed does"
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    • G-forces: "Am I a joke to you?"
      Sensino 30 jun
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    • If you can’t die from speed, then how did my dad overdose on it??? Checkmate 😎😎😎
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    • Yall try so hard. He's talking about driving cars. Not space shuttles. Relax.
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    • I suppose being thrown by an explosion doesn't count as "speed"?
      Zakybear 30 jun
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    • Acceleration, either going faster or slower suddenly, can kiII you but speed alone can’t.
      lwpack 30 jun
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    • Does anyone have the oh cock moment meme?
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    • You can die from accelerating too fast
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    • If you’re in Earth’s atmosphere, you could go so fast that the air resistance kiIIs you.
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    • Say that to the people I ran over during their protest on the highway....
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    • Actually if you accelerate from 0-300 km/hr in 0.001 seconds your bones will be ripped out of your body and all your internal organs will flatten like pancakes
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    • Car fact: having a fast car is never as cool as being a fast driver. I pity the man who buys a Lamborghini Huracan only to be dusted by a Miata on Hoosiers at the local autocross event.
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    • It’s not the fall that hurts you. It’s the sudden stop.
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    • 1. G force requires changing velocity 2. Acceleration is literally the rate of changing speed 3. This quote is specific, but entirely correct in terms of physics
      anna96 30 jun
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    • Mathmatical
      Maximvs12 30 jun
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    • Yeah unless you get hit by a car and are suddenly moving
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    • A lot of people OD on speed so ur wrong
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    • Y’all niggas think you’re smart saying “g-forced will k1ll you” g-forces only act on you when there’s a change in acceleration or direction you fucktards. Speed alone won’t do shit to you
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    • TransHateReturns
      Clarksonism
      TransHateReturns 30 jun
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    • What about Zoom?
      LilFryGuy 30 jun
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    • Comment sections like these are why it's good to remember 99.9% of people on ifunny are fucking retarded
      One_Dan 1 jul
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    • Or you move so fast the friction literally tears you apart?
      Swifft 1 jul
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    • I didn’t realize I was featured until I started scrolling through features
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    • Inertia
      theabbie 2 jul
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    • Or suddenly not being stationary
      acco 30 jun
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    • Sometimes his genius is almost frightening
      yeetylad 30 jun
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    • Dale Earnhardt a like to prove you wrong
      kanep0e 2 jul
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    • Acceleration and deceleration do kiII you that is correct, and speed is generally safe, but id be willing to bet if you safely accelerated to the speed of light and turned into light particles you'd be ded, so the speed of light will kiII you
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    • Terminal velocity doesnt exist then huh
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    • False, you can go so fast you die.
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    • G forces can kiII you tho
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    • Dead people that were hit by a car: Am I a joke to you?
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    • a sudden increase in speed can break your neck
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    • Ok, but what about a bullet? You are stationary to the bullet which is traveling towards your head. The bullet enters the front of you head and exits the back. You weren't kiIIed by the sudden stop, because you were standing still.
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    • What about the speed of a bullet? If it’s going 5 mph you will live, but if fired from a weapon you won’t
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    • For everyone saying "wrong" you are wrong speed is distance over time so in that case he is right, acceleration (G's) is somthing else it is completely different from from speed it is velocity (just speed in this case) - initial velocity over change in time. Learn physics.
      Dabber 1 jul
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    • People who got hit by a car?
      pluv3 1 jul
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    • Force = mass * acceleration, so if acceleration is 0, the force on the body should be 0.
      IamStig61 30 jun
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    • Oh yeah, eject out of a jet at mach 3. Lets see speed not do anything to you
      _Squigga_ 30 jun
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    • Just like height doesn’t, the end of the fall does
      erinmay 30 jun
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    • That sounds like something the flash would say
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    • Don't you die once you hit terminal velocity because it creates a vacuum that sucks all the air from your lungs... No I guess that's more due to falling rather than just going fast, but if you actually went fast enough it would cause many explosions to happen behind you blowing up whatever you pass
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    • You are dead based on rate of change of speed, aka acceleration
      brisk99 2 jul
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    • Aight cool, so if I strap you on the outside of a fighter jet, and accelerate, you'll just be aight....ok
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    • Btw I will delete all pornography
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    • My dad died with a needle full of speed sticking out of his arm what do you mean?
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    • What if you hit the speed of light in a vacuum?
      Codpiece 30 jun
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    • That's not true cus acceleration guys!
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    • Maid in Heaven
      Nalien23 30 jun
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    • Yeah Acceleration and deceleration are a bitch
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    • Jump out of an airplane at 10,000 feet, and it won't hurt a bit. Until that last couple of inches or so...
      Fiddler 30 jun
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    • A wise man one said
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    • Scientifically accurate
      Focus_RSS 30 jun
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    • He looks like the phrase "absolutely astronomical"
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    • Speed may not kiII. But Speedwagon definately kiIIs
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    • Is this a challenge?
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    • PorkSword 30 jun
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    • My crack addition says otherwise
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    • Tell that to Paul Walker
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    • Say that to Paul Walker
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    • The interaction with an equal to opposite force does
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    • What about massive g forces
      coochie 30 jun
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    • How many people have died of pure speed through g-force?
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    • Not only are you wrong, you’re stupid
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    • pretty sure the human body can only withstand a certain speed
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    • Most people will die if they hit terminal velocity. Interestingly, squirrels won't
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    • Well I mean not the speeds that cars are capable of anyway
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    • I literally almost hit a parked car reading this
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    • Have you heard of flying through a jet turbine
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    • I mean he's not wrong
      MattC420 30 jun
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    • Sometimes you gotta like your own comment to keep the ball rollin
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    • Speed does kiII you, what a retard. Tf do u think will happen if ur brain gets raddled for long enough
      Kiriyo 30 jun
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    • My man Leonidas thinks differently.
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    • It aint the fall that gets you. Its the sudden stop at the end- richard b riddick escape frok butcher bay
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    • Oh I thought he meant the drug
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    • Why do the features get to say the k1ll word but we cant
      lilchump 3 jul
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    • Seeing a lot of comments here saying u CAN die from accelerating too fast however has it happened thk cus that's not what he said? Idk the answer myself figured I'd ask if anyone knew any occurence
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    • Not true, if you're fast enough and not properly protected, the force of air will tear your skin off
      Feak 3 jul
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    • Lmao Richard Hammond is probably screaming rn
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    • Well you actually suffocate if you go to fast so
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    • Lies. Clarkson's genius has finally been debunked!
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    • That’s not what happened to flashes parents
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    • What about g force
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    • This works for both types stop moving your heart explodes the other a car wreck
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    • That is why James May is the safest driver to be around, you never started moving to begin with
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    • Tell that to whoever was driving w/ Brian O'Connor
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    • That’s a bold statement
      Nortato 3 jul
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    • Paul walker can confirm
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    • That’s my senior quote
      TYOOKE5 3 jul
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