• Special send your cutest delivery
Instructions: -[boyI
twinque
ordering pizza
BBB #0-super-fucking-skinny
this is what i do everytime and then last time i did it i got a call from an old chinese man saying
"i'm the only one working is it ok if i come"
he got a $20 tip
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    • It’s not fair. If a guy said send over the cutest delivery girl that would come off as so creepy but girls can do it
      Horny69 6 sep
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    • But if I say send your delivery girl with the biggest tits then I get called a monster
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    • Imagine the amount of shit they would get if they replaced the word boy with girl, double standards win again!
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    • Send the delivery girl with the stickiest feet
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    • send your most unarmed delivery man
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    • My boss sent me out to a delivery request like that and I’ve been locked in Hugo’s basement ever since
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    • This has happened to me multiple times.. normally they ask for me to come in while they get the money and than I have a table full of older women just staring at me from in the kitchen..
      Elektro 6 sep
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    • How dare he assume he’s not the cutest delivery boiiii
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    • Kinda fucked up to do everytime tho, quit being horny on people trying to do their jobs
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    • He is absolutely the cutest delivery boy.
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    • You wanted him... you got him!
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    • Like to instantly die
      tobi 6 sep
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    • This happened to me. Ended up at a house with 3 drunk chicks tryna pull me inside. “Come in. It’s just Pizza Hut, you can get another job” 😂. Good times.
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    • The very few people that follow me might know this, but everytime I see a mention of Domino’s I always say fuck ‘em. The reason why is because of shit like this. Everytime someone would ask for an “attractive delivery boy” my manager would send me to “spite them” and then fired me when I reported it
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    • except in real life that'd be considered dangerous and they would get the opposite of what they asked for at best.
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    • Blocked tobi. I can finally look at features in peace
      balaur_ 6 sep
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    • “Send your biggest tiddied delivery girl” - me before getting a sexual harassment claim
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    • kanep0e 6 sep
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    • “Send your strongest warrior”
      deepoh88 6 sep
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    • SeND yOuR DeLiVerY ThOt
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    • But if you said send the cutest delivery girl they'd get all offended and shit
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    • Isn’t that like... sexual harassment?
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    • I wish I got the cute delivery bois
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    • *gets food request, sees it asks for cutest delivery boy* "WOO they asked for the cutest one, thats all on you bill" "bro why dont you ever go" "boy you know damn well i aint cute" "....fuck ig ur right"
      Joetato 6 sep
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    • The delivery boy
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    • Anyone remember when they sent a dog?
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    • Chinese places are the best. Never been disappointed.
      xMandy 6 sep
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    • Fuck tobi. Join my mc server instead. lp is operationcraft (.) net
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    • Delivery Instructions: “Don’t send Hillary Clinton”
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    • I gave some delivery guy a $50 tip. It was his birthday but i didnt find that out until he texted me after to say thank you
      Decimo73 6 sep
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    • What a pro.
      EcchiBot 6 sep
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    • Fuck you tobi
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    • Asians breed: different💪😤
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    • They did that at my old work and I was one of the delivery drivers. It was a sketchy part of town and delivery driver is so dangerous so we skipped the driver to the big buff dude and he yelled at the customer for writing that to us
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    • It's a fucking joke people, chill
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    • I may do this and if they send a good one I won’t be a bitch I’d straight up ask if he’s into dudes and if he is. Let’s see how big a tip hes into. I got change but I do my best lol
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    • Had someone ask me to scream you suck and then give them the L. Was a very interesting delivery
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    • You made my man question his beauty better give him 20$
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    • Send your most under appreciated delivery driver
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    • Where's the trap at?
      Hdoujin 6 sep
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    • jimrob 6 sep
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    • Evidence that women only want men for sexual pleasure.
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    • Hello...is anyone there?
      king_geo 6 sep
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    • BuT wHaT iF tHe RoLeS wErE rEvErSeD nigga shut the fuck up you sound like a bitch ass virgin
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    • smug 7 sep
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    • You guys need to stfu about double standards, It IS creepy if you ask for a girl with fat tits and It IS fun if a girl asks for a cute boy thats the world we live in and ITS OK so stfu
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    • Hentaio 6 sep
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    • I’m here
      Greggjsi 6 sep
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    • First
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    • Proves girls are shallow
      Rascals 22 sep
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    • Yes, because he is the cutest delivery boy
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    • Protect him
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    • So when girls do this it's fine. Imagine a guy was doing this "send your hottest delivery chick" that would be seen as creepy
      memime 8 sep
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    • But if a dude does this he's either a creep or a sexist pig
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    • Oh you'll come alright
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    • the cutest
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    • Did you drink tea with him?
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    • He definitely smashed
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    • Imagine the delivery boy's reaction when another dude answers the door.
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    • I would never be able to be the delivery boy, mainly because i have a real job
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    • Tried this, they sent a 40 year old mane
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    • Prepare for standards... And make them double
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    • If I'm gay, but a dude does the double standard apply?
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    • Send that long along over to my house
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    • That's sad he sounds like he needs coworkers
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    • #wholesome
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    • How to get John Wayne Gacy'ied. 101
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    • I asked for the cute one didn’t I? Come on over man!
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    • Me and my friends said to send the ugliest delivery boy, and when he got there we all said "sorry man" and offered him a slice. He denied it because he was jewish and we got a sausage/pepperoni pizza lmao
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    • Yes
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    • Damn, I'm not even qualified for Pizza Hut.
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    • I always say “if we share a slice together I will eat it”
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    • Takumi fujiwara shows up
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    • Who else did a Chinese accent while reading this?
      jherr22 7 sep
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    • Plot twist: Its a emu requesting the cutest boy
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    • She said send your cutest. Assuming hes the only one working, he is the cutest delivery boy. Doesn’t have to even be cute but theres no competition.
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    • To me, yes it’s a double standard and that’s always unfair but it’s an u Understandable double standard. Guys r naturally strong than girls. Guys can physically dominant us, which means it is more dangerous for us and if a dude requested the hottest girl... we’ll it can turn a lot worse
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    • Maybe stop sexually harassing the employees and take whoever comes you f ucking attention sponge.
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    • Someone asked this when I was a driver a couple times and people in the store would always ask if I was taking it. Like bitch no I don’t wanna be kidnapped by some 80 year old man tf. But a couple times it was mine and I caught them peeking at me out their window giggling after I left lmao, woman
      Limes 7 sep
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    • “Send your most unarmed delivery man”
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    • Genuine opinion; old chinese men are usually absolutely adorable and I want to protect them
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    • Send me the drug dealer
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    • Send your weakest most defenseless delivery boy
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    • SoiyBoi 7 sep
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    • I’d send my puppy
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    • Yeah, good idea. Send me the delivery person who's having the hardest time. I'm a good tipper.
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    • That's kinda creepy, my grandmother did that and thought I (at the time 14 yo girl) would find it cute but I was just like tf you doin? Whether its a man or a women on either end that kind of shit is creepy, I just want my pizza :[
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    • Tobi loves isis
      Boggs 7 sep
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    • if you ask for a specific type of person at our pizza hut you get insta banned
      tallest 7 sep
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    • That’s adorable I’m not gonna lie
      seaweed 7 sep
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    • Everyone comparing girls to guys. Girls and less of a threat to said cute delivery boy vs girl
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