SOUS ONE?
OR DOES IT LIKE DOGS HAVE?)
INES
Acme11111 Acme11111
21 sep 2020
SOUS ONE? OR DOES IT LIKE DOGS HAVE?) INES
"I don't trust someone who is nice to me but rude to the waiter, because they would treat me the same way if I were in that position."
- Muhammad Ali
MartinPurple MartinPurple
18 may
"I don't trust someone who is nice to me but rude to the waiter, because they would treat me the same way if I were in that position." - Muhammad Ali
When you ask him to take out the anal beads and you hear him yell:
"Bayblade! Let it rip!"
stonerchickxxx stonerchickxxx
16 jun
When you ask him to take out the anal beads and you hear him yell: "Bayblade! Let it rip!"
When someone starts crying but you don't know what to do
"Do you want some toothpaste?"
ErosOne ErosOne
7 may
When someone starts crying but you don't know what to do "Do you want some toothpaste?"
Since hair cant be recovered from fossils, nobody can tell me that dinosaurs didnt look like this
pickles05
15 apr
Since hair cant be recovered from fossils, nobody can tell me that dinosaurs didnt look like this
*Drops Phone*
Me: "Please don't be cracked"
Phone:
FF
HighBalls HighBalls
9 jan 2021
*Drops Phone* Me: "Please don't be cracked" Phone: FF
My cat as soon as I open any drawer in the house:
if
__zorak__ __zorak__
24 sep 2020
My cat as soon as I open any drawer in the house: if
MY BIRD IS SITTING IN THE TOP CORNER OF HER CAGE CALLING MY DOG'S NAME AND ASKING IF HE WANTS A TREAT AND IF HE WANTS TO GO TO OUTSIL AND HE'S TOO STUPID TO REALIZE IT'S HER SO EVERYTIME SHE SAYS SOMETHING HE LOOKS AT ME LIKE
cornedsyrup cornedsyrup
29 sep 2020
MY BIRD IS SITTING IN THE TOP CORNER OF HER CAGE CALLING MY DOG'S NAME AND ASKING IF HE WANTS A TREAT AND IF HE WANTS TO GO TO OUTSIL AND HE'S TOO STUPID TO REALIZE IT'S HER SO EVERYTIME SHE SAYS SOMETHING HE LOOKS AT ME LIKE
Anybody recognize this guy? He sent me a friends request
smb420 smb420
26 jan 2021
Anybody recognize this guy? He sent me a friends request
WHEN YOU ALREADY STARTED EATING
AND SOMEONE SAYS
"LETS PRAY"
bennxtt bennxtt
15 feb
WHEN YOU ALREADY STARTED EATING AND SOMEONE SAYS "LETS PRAY"
Flew in a helicopter for the first
time at work, the pilot's helmet
wasn't calming.
lockheed_Martin_F22 lockheed_Martin_F22
23 jul 2020
Flew in a helicopter for the first time at work, the pilot's helmet wasn't calming.
Always remember, you're not ugly.
You're just broke.
ChuckyCoupons ChuckyCoupons
26 feb
Always remember, you're not ugly. You're just broke.
GREAT ON PIANO
SUCKS ON ORGANS.
GREAT ON PIANO SUCKS ON ORGANS.
Me walking into the adult toy store and not seeing a single action figure
Arthurfleck88 Arthurfleck88
26 apr
Me walking into the adult toy store and not seeing a single action figure
When people driving brand new cars wanna road rage
ME: This is an $800 car...
I'll kill us both
mrtide
11 may
When people driving brand new cars wanna road rage ME: This is an $800 car... I'll kill us both
Doggo not judging. Doggo just concerned with safety.
You sure about this outfit?
Doggo not judging. Doggo just concerned with safety. You sure about this outfit?
Dangerous Distractions
lying_m1necartmemes lying_m1necartmemes
15 dec 2020
Dangerous Distractions
Knowing that the only thing keeping you going is the fact that your pet would never understand what happened to you
QuietCalamity QuietCalamity
25 sep 2020
Knowing that the only thing keeping you going is the fact that your pet would never understand what happened to you
My server said he liked my necklace....
- Twitter for iPhone
yowza.
@lmHardlyA1
Tf is he supposed to say? "Hey nice huge fat ass titties, honk honk"??? Yo weird as fuck
swae swae
29 sep 2020
My server said he liked my necklace.... - Twitter for iPhone yowza. @lmHardlyA1 Tf is he supposed to say? "Hey nice huge fat ass titties, honk honk"??? Yo weird as fuck