• Sounds like a hell of a night
e carnival-phantasm
They were going to die due to the combination
of benzodiazepines and alcohol, but in an
outstanding move they snorted cocaine and let
lightning hit them to counteract their effects.
and the marijuana was just for fun
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    • “How Did we get Here?” Achievement in real life
      PEARCUBS 27 jul
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    • Imagine wanting to get high and god fucking smites you
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    • Where are all these peers that offer free drugs that i was warned about as a kid. Id like to redeem them now
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    • Remember kids, if someone offers you drugs, take em! Them shits are expensive
      IRunShit 27 jul
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    • My man got released within three days. Man of steel over here
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    • Marijuana abuse is when you smoke and eat a whole digiorno pizza by yourself
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    • Mamimi 27 jul
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    • He got lucky, almost died of Covid.
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    • don't do drugs kids. or do, the fuck do you think this is, a dare commercial?
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    • Based on the date, the longest he could’ve been there is 3 days. How tf you recover from that shit in 3 days?
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    • sharpread 27 jul
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    • Trying to beat Benzo withdrawal myself ain’t fun
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    • It’s classy when celebs do it, but when I do it, I’m ruining my life, and upsetting my grandparents at the family reunion.
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    • Cause of death : covid-19
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    • but were they covid positive!!
      twohawks 27 jul
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    • You have a higher chance of being struck by lighting than of getting a gf
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    • I’m pretty sure he was already having so much fun that it made zues jealous
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    • And they were discharged before they were admitted
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    • I was in a bad place about a year and a half ago. Wife had multiple affairs. My Army career was toxic (my entire unit is currently under investigation for multiple war and domestic crimes), family was in another country and everything seemed bad. I did drugs and alcohol and ended up in rehab. 1/2
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    • Hey guys, I have a slight problem with Oxycodone. I don’t want to tell my mom about it. I’ve been off it for about 2 weeks, it’s getting hard. Any suggestions?
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    • Marijuana to drugies/tweakers is equivalent to tobacco to alcoholics if dat makes sense. but both smoke tobacco
      Jasian69 27 jul
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    • Hospitals/media blowing up cart/dab lung issues to make weed look bad. OD’d a few weeks ago and was found unconscious with my lungs filled with puke 6 hrs later, hardly breathing. Was taken into hospital, treated for an OD, but later realized they marked the whole incident down as a “weed incident”
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    • Stay away from Benzodiazepines. They have a 50 percent abuse/addiction rate
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    • *Lights blunt* “fuck me that lightning strike was rad”
      HoboChair 27 jul
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    • Benzo is Xanax right?
      kanep0e 27 jul
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    • Forget the other stuff, Benzo abuse isn’t something society needs to talk about more. Withdrawal from it fries ur fucking brain. Jordan Peterson is getting off it now and the man was crushed doing so
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    • Alchemy increased to 76
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    • Mixing Benzos and alcohol will fuck you up on a whole new level. Drinking a beer or two after taking some won’t do much, but once you start mixing that shit with hard liquor? You’re fucking done for the next two days.
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    • I didn’t think you could get hurt from smoking weed
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    • Drug test just says yes
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    • Coke and weed aren't even in the same league, no one would suck dick for weed but would for coke
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    • And he was released within two fucking days
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    • I think it was a combination of Champage cocaine gasoline. And most things inbetween. I heard he roamed the city in a shopping cart. He bought a pack of camels and a smoke alarm. The night was heated up and he raised hell. And he turned it up. His friends warned him "if you go out you might pass out
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    • God slapped this nigga with his almighty backhand, brought his ass back to life for the 2020 finale.
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    • god:
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    • We call that speed balling
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    • "How did we get here?" Achievement for minecraft irl
      Game_Spy 27 jul
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    • You’ve been... THUNDERSTRUCK
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    • brainless wild
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    • How were they released in the same month!?
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    • ran outta percs & everyone’s dry; anyone ever bought off the dark web (in the usa)
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    • Don't lie the covid got him
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    • Don’t even wanna see that bill
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    • *How did we get here?
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    • I know people that are this unlucky-lucky. Lucky to live but damn how arent they dead
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    • When you try to get all the Minecraft Effects at the same time
      PEARCUBS 27 jul
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    • I thought it said marijuana sauce for a second
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    • I'm pretty sure this is a dude that got hit by lightning at a music festival in Illinois a few years back. I saw the strike and heard it hit someone, and dude went to the hospital and was back the next day
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    • Call Guiness this could be a record.
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    • Marijuana was for the shakes
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    • xXMrGuyXx 27 jul
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    • Can someone explain how cocaine and lightning counteracts that? Or was it just a joke?
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    • Somewhere bob marleys ghost is smiling
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    • HongDong 27 jul
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    • I'm imagining a woman who's jaw is suspiciously close to her upper mandible.
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    • *man still dies* Official cause of death: COVID-19
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    • Still would've died of covid
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    • People used to try making shit look real now they’re like fuck it! These idiots Believe anything
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    • So I see we’re glorifying being human trash now
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    • Krystal 27 jul
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    • Disgusting degenerate
      EdgeRuko 27 jul
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    • You can’t be hospitalized for marijuana lmao
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    • No one: This guy: woooooo! Xanax and cocaine is fun!!!
      stg1414 30 jul
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    • Why even smoke the marijuana if the other drugs gonna cancel out the effects?
      reatrd 30 jul
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    • I’m just suppressed they don’t have superpowers
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    • Fun fact this is actually photoshopped!
      OldSonGun 30 jul
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    • He died from drug abuse but God had mad respect and revived him with lightning
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    • Dude drank an atomic cocktail
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    • it seems they tested Miami man's blood
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    • I bet this dude died in a field and then Zeus said “I got you fam”
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    • Man benzodiazepines are fuckin brutal man. If you’re on them for more than two weeks you’re fucked...
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    • Its george floyd if you replace lightning with knee
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    • How did he get released in less then 2 days
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    • CDC counting it as a COVID case
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    • yOu CaNt AbUsE mArIjUaNa
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    • There’s no such thing as marijuana abuse. You can’t change my mind
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    • That man was trying to fight god.
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    • Doesn’t diazepam slow/stop heart beat?
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    • He got the ability to fucking stopthings from moving due to that
      Auegh 30 jul
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    • Dont threaten me with a good time
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    • Sounds like a normal night for Frank Gallegher
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    • He was having a party and friggin Zeus showed up
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    • The benzodiazepines are nasty stuff
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    • "die due to the combination of benzodiazepine and alcohol" False! If you abuse alcohol they give you benzodiazepine for the withdrawal!
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    • Having gone to rehab for alcohol and benzo abuse, you'd be amazed how much u can survive.
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    • I shit you not I was talking a break from studying pharmacology and just finished Skeletal muscle relaxants (of which Benzodiazepine is one) and this meme came up. By far the fastest use of my medical knowledge yet, not that anyone really cares
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    • The marijuana was for the glaucoma
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    • That's my day of birth
      LitChish 29 jul
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    • I smoked so much yesterday that when I woke up I didn’t know where I was or when I fell asleep
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    • Did drugs so much he travelled back in time
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    • Died from COVID-19
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    • I can order off the dark web and ship to you, only for a 5% tax. I know reputable vendors for anything under the sun.
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    • Oh they have covid-19
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    • I went to the ER one time and tested positive for almost all drugs and the Dr was impressed and said you know how hard this is to do. Half this shit you would of had to do in the last 48hrs
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