"Sorry Sarah, I can't treat you today. I'm a family doctor and you're an orphan"
AWAL57 AWAL57
20 apr
"Sorry Sarah, I can't treat you today. I'm a family doctor and you're an orphan"
HAVE THREE OPENINGS
~ TKNOW
HAVE THREE OPENINGS ~ TKNOW
Remember when this Mf convinced people to buy a metal ball
I \ fl
STEPBRO_ STEPBRO_
30 sep 2020
Remember when this Mf convinced people to buy a metal ball I \ fl
Straight ppl: I only like the opposite
Sex
Gay ppl: I only like the same sex
Bi ppl:
ASS IS ASS mf =
Astralreign93 Astralreign93
19 may
Straight ppl: I only like the opposite Sex Gay ppl: I only like the same sex Bi ppl: ASS IS ASS mf =
Attempted hair collection from Mr. Leo. v
He is such a ham.
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23 sep 2020
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How regular people celebrate St. Patrick's Day
Me:
flaky_quality_m3m3 flaky_quality_m3m3
15 mar
How regular people celebrate St. Patrick's Day Me:
fun
Buzz's girlfriend in the original Home
Alone movie was actually the art director's son. The film director himself couldn't bear to bring in an actress to be the butt af the joke, so he the the joke, so he used a volunteer.
com
wtffunfactsandmore wtffunfactsandmore
28 sep 2020
fun Buzz's girlfriend in the original Home Alone movie was actually the art director's son. The film director himself couldn't bear to bring in an actress to be the butt af the joke, so he the the joke, so he used a volunteer. com
When sit on my balls by accident
When sit on my balls by accident
*me rereading my own tweet every time someone likes it*
noon_husband noon_husband
3 jan 2021
*me rereading my own tweet every time someone likes it*
when I finally find the lighter that was in my hand
4 Th I
thebomee thebomee
24 nov 2020
when I finally find the lighter that was in my hand 4 Th I
A dog named Bamse was the heroic mascot of the
Norwegian armed forces in exile during WWII. He once saved the life of a young lieutenant commander by fighting off a knife-welding enemy.
Bamse would also break up fights among crew mates by putting his paws on their shoulder to calm them down. After his death, Bamse was buried with full military honors.
iScare iScare
23 sep 2020
A dog named Bamse was the heroic mascot of the Norwegian armed forces in exile during WWII. He once saved the life of a young lieutenant commander by fighting off a knife-welding enemy. Bamse would also break up fights among crew mates by putting his paws on their shoulder to calm them down. After his death, Bamse was buried with full military honors.
I know my daughter looks exactly like
me with a wig...you can stop sending me this shit
LolaBit LolaBit
24 feb
I know my daughter looks exactly like me with a wig...you can stop sending me this shit
"DAMN, my parents really 16.
"DAMN, my parents really 16.
When you blow out that huge booger
from your nose and now you can breathe in
(big inhale)
When you blow out that huge booger from your nose and now you can breathe in (big inhale)
Made this for my brother. Hope he likes it! - Made this for my brother. Hope he likes it!
ThatOneKid21 ThatOneKid21
27 sep 2020
Made this for my brother. Hope he likes it! - Made this for my brother. Hope he likes it!
Me trying to see your point
@sluttypuffin -
valeriavrromex valeriavrromex
23 oct 2020
Me trying to see your point @sluttypuffin -
Tyra Banks Gives a Pro Tip on the
'Easiest Way' to Look Good in
Photos
The supermodel has been giving fashion advice since 2003 as a judge on America's
Next Top Model
Tyra Banks Gives a Pro Tip on the 'Easiest Way' to Look Good in Photos The supermodel has been giving fashion advice since 2003 as a judge on America's Next Top Model