"Sorry, I would help but..."
FANTOMGOD FANTOMGOD
2 jun
"Sorry, I would help but..."
WHAT IT WOULD LOOK LIKE...
IF YOU COULD SEE DOG FARTS
mcheller mcheller
23 sep 2020
WHAT IT WOULD LOOK LIKE... IF YOU COULD SEE DOG FARTS
Look into the eyes challenge
you failed bro
Look into the eyes challenge you failed bro
I took my dog to the vet today and met this guy.
The sign underneath is the best part
Qe
Doug
How may help you?
Tabby Tabby
25 sep 2020
I took my dog to the vet today and met this guy. The sign underneath is the best part Qe Doug How may help you?
Me a Wisconsinite visiting a gas station in any other state
[This is your Cheese selection?]
DerpWaffle DerpWaffle
28 dec 2020
Me a Wisconsinite visiting a gas station in any other state [This is your Cheese selection?]
Cat was not the impostor.
bender_bending bender_bending
21 sep 2020
Cat was not the impostor.
Nobody:
The fish in the Tank at Walmart:
beastboyXPV beastboyXPV
24 sep 2020
Nobody: The fish in the Tank at Walmart:
Me: Its medicinal
Cop: Well first of all, that's a belt fed mahine gun
Tiara Tiara
14 sep 2020
Me: Its medicinal Cop: Well first of all, that's a belt fed mahine gun
yes the FRG meeting is optional but I highly encourage everyone to go
me: so we don't have to go?
said I highly
encourage you to
4
yes the FRG meeting is optional but I highly encourage everyone to go me: so we don't have to go? said I highly encourage you to 4
The Weeknd finally reveals what he's been hiding under the bandage
What in the Michael Jackson
History repeats itself lol - History repeats itself lol
comedywizard comedywizard
7 jan 2021
The Weeknd finally reveals what he's been hiding under the bandage What in the Michael Jackson History repeats itself lol - History repeats itself lol
LIFE HACK: PUT BOOZE IN A COUGH SYRUP BOTTLE, AND YOU CAN DO SHOTS AT WORK
AS A BONUS, PEOPLE WILL THINK YOU ARE SICK AND STAY AWAY FROM YOU.
follow me for more employment advancement tips
1blondie 1blondie
7 apr
LIFE HACK: PUT BOOZE IN A COUGH SYRUP BOTTLE, AND YOU CAN DO SHOTS AT WORK AS A BONUS, PEOPLE WILL THINK YOU ARE SICK AND STAY AWAY FROM YOU. follow me for more employment advancement tips
how am supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all
crrocs
BB appletherruit
you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you
caitutts
one time i was swimming but the pool ladders disappeared so i couldn't get out of the pool and i swam for 10 hours then died
dthebootydiaries
classic
thiccRequiem4ameme thiccRequiem4ameme
11 jun
how am supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all crrocs BB appletherruit you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you caitutts one time i was swimming but the pool ladders disappeared so i couldn't get out of the pool and i swam for 10 hours then died dthebootydiaries classic
The robber in my house watching me dead sprint at him naked with a tomahawk.
OrangeCokeGang OrangeCokeGang
6 apr
The robber in my house watching me dead sprint at him naked with a tomahawk.
Dr
pped a car
rot on her face - Dropped a carrot on her face
StephZoo StephZoo
28 sep 2020
Dr pped a car rot on her face - Dropped a carrot on her face
munchkinbear munchkinbear
27 sep 2020
picey When your dog feels the beat!
Flew in a helicopter for the first
time at work, the pilot's helmet
wasn't calming.
lockheed_Martin_F22 lockheed_Martin_F22
23 jul 2020
Flew in a helicopter for the first time at work, the pilot's helmet wasn't calming.
When mom takes away my fidget spinner
The Reason I Have A Pistol.
Kleinon Kleinon
18 feb
When mom takes away my fidget spinner The Reason I Have A Pistol.
When a single mom invites you to be a part of her life...
Da_Tapatio_Man Da_Tapatio_Man
17 mar
When a single mom invites you to be a part of her life...
My new favorite Photoshop genre:
Horror movie screams, but with steaming hot pizza.
Catalyticmemes Catalyticmemes
15 oct 2020
My new favorite Photoshop genre: Horror movie screams, but with steaming hot pizza.
Doctor: You've been diagnosed with an incredibly rare disease.
Me: How rare?
Doctor: What do you want to name it?
White_Rabbit_Reality White_Rabbit_Reality
31 dec 2020
Doctor: You've been diagnosed with an incredibly rare disease. Me: How rare? Doctor: What do you want to name it?
Atheists when they realise they watched Godfather instead of
Sciencefather
sooperdood3 sooperdood3
22 jan 2021
Atheists when they realise they watched Godfather instead of Sciencefather