• SORRY BUT IT'S FOR YOUR SIX MONTHS IN OWN GOOD. THIS DRUG A CORRECTIONAL WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE.
FEW DAUS LATER
HELLO THERE,
HONEY.
(CAFEW GEARS LATER
IM SORRY, BUT WE DONT HIRE
CALLED IT.~'
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    • Legalize weed but treat it like alcohol. No public intoxication.
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    • If a law is unjust a man is not only right to disobey it he is obligated to do so
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    • Weed is fine. Heroin. Cocaine, pcp, meth, etc should stay illegal.
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    • I don’t know why we don’t just treat marijuana like alcohol, Doesn’t make sense.
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    • Legalize all drugs. 1, it will end the cartels monopolies. 2, it will make the drugs safer since they will now be regulated. 3, it will generate lots of tax revenue which can be put towards rehab programs. 4, THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE LAND OF THE FREE.
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    • Our reform system is truly utter garbage. We need to stop the prison cycle that creates career criminals and get these people back in their right minds
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    • prison should be about rehabilitation for drug users
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    • Alcohol is way worse than marijuana I've done both plenty in my life and alcohol is always the one that gets me in trouble doing stupid shit or saying stupid shit I wake up and immediately regret
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    • The sheer amount of stupid children in this comment section is appalling. Does me using drugs in the privacy of my home affect you in any way? No. I do understand how crackheads in public are a problem tho. Regardless, as long as I’m not bothering anyone I should be able to do what I want to myself.
      ItsNutt 9 aug
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    • The war on drugs is a failed fucking war
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    • It’s terrible how we punish drug addicts instead of helping them. Weed on the other hand shouldn’t even be considered a hard drug
      editor_ 10 aug
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    • We need serious prison reform. Too much focus on punishment and profit instead of rehabilitation
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    • Imagine going to prison and having your life ruined over a plant
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    • “Or, hear me out, just don’t do illegal shit”
      BPDW 9 aug
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    • America lost the drug war a long time ago. Theyre just afraid to come out and say it. They need regulation, not all this crap that doesnt work.
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    • Oh im doing something that only affects me? Time to get arrested
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    • First time offender for pot and just personal use at that lol this is bullshit. Not only that but it’s a non violent felony get out and get that shit expunged. I work in a hospital and know of 2 felons I personally work with. Criminals are just stupid people and they suffer because of it
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    • Maybe don’t do drugs
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    • Legalize everything. Not because i want it to be ok to do herion, cocain, etc. but so that its easier to get help for an addiction, and a doctor and prescribe it to help you ease yourself off. Not only that but they can tax it and if its regulated there wont be as much bad quality shit out there.
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    • Drugs don’t hurt anyone but the user. End the war on drugs. Legalize victimless crimes.
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    • Weed shouldn’t be illegal but you are breaking the law by doing something illegal so don’t act surprised when you face consequences
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    • Just put a 100% tax on drugs and all taxes from that will go to helping the addicts who want to get clean. People get to do what they want and the less that use the drugs,the less that gets funded for it.
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    • Oh God people out here arguing man weed smokers deserve life in jail and shit like how does someone doing something that will never affect you piss you off so bad
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    • The statistics from other countries who have legalized all drugs and built places for addicts to go. It has been proven that it stops the rate of addiction as well as keeps the user clean form any diseases. If they relapse then they have a safe clean place to go and wont overdose. A lot of relapse
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    • Hell we could just treat all drugs like alcohol and be like "no public intoxication"
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    • Prisons are criminal factories. Privatised Prisons are modernized Slave traders. Any law written to protect you from yourself is inherently oppressive. We need to stop locking up non-violent drug offenders. Legalize all drugs and make rehab treatment free.
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    • Last year on November Oklahoma Had the largest commutation In American history of 527 prisoners In one day & expected little over 2000 prisoners released by End of the 2019. They made certain possession of Marihuana from a felony to a misdemeanour. These people are no longer falons.
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    • The fact people go to prison for having or smoking weed is pretty dumb. Ruin people’s life then won’t let them have a life after.
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    • the war on drugs is the reason we have more people in prison based on population than the next top 3 countries.
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    • For all those saying Alcohol is better than Weed, please remember that alcohol was also illegal at one point
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    • I would just like to say I once faced life in prison at 18 YO. The judge graced me with 10 years probation. (First time EVER for that judge of 25+ yrs). I now own my own business making 6 digits. It can be done.
      iDrLejend 10 aug
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    • I actually did a thought experiment about a month ago on how to fix this while keeping the most people happy. So while it is illegal theres no reason a job should know about a crime unless it pertains to that job. So no theifs at places that sell or make good for example. The exception to the rule
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    • I find it hilarious that you can find people to this day that believe weed is more dangerous than alcohol
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    • Lmao just don’t do drugs. It’s really that simple
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    • As long as your not a fucking dick or try to run most cops well tell you to put it out or cut you a citation. 9/10 cops are just normal people like you and me, just doing their job.
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    • plenty of drugs should be illegal but weed is not one of them
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    • I’m amazed at the amount of people here that think that I am some addict, piece of shit, druggie because I want to smoke a joint every once in a while.
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    • Imagine hating something that has zero downsides. Marijuana is illegal because the government is a bunch of racists who wanted to portray Mexicans and African Americans as bad people.
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    • Switzerland did a thing where they have clinics where they supply you with a set amount of drugs so you don’t have to get them illegally
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    • Prison shouldn't punish drug users. Prison should be a place of rehabilitation. There shouldn't be reoffenders when people get out there should be a job and opportunity for them to rejoin society not become and outcast . Especially drug user and pushers, there are people being put into jail p1
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    • No one forced you to do drugs
      Big_Cuh 9 aug
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    • The cop in the first panel was hiding behind the second panel. What a good technique
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    • Fun fact it’s not a felony until you have a substantial amount so cry a river potheads
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    • Statistically this isn’t true at all. Drug USERS don’t get jail time. A majority of the convicted users are actually dealers who got plea bargains.
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    • It would be more accurate if it were a black man because that’s literally what the drug war was about. They couldn’t make it illegal to be black and have a political voice so they made drugs illegal so the police could bother them.
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    • Yeah because so many people are in prison for smoking a joint. SMH And all Al Capone did was dodge a little tax. Don't believe what the media tells you.
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    • American jail system is fucked for profit bullshit
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    • 6 months isn’t so bad, that’s just a misdemeanor. After awhile that’ll be wiped from your record. It’s the felonies you gotta worry about.
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    • Welcome to america, where we pride ourselves on our freedom, but actually have very little.
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    • Honestly I don't know why weeds illegal yet cigarettes are acceptable
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    • Weed is genuinely on the same level as alcohol except you won’t be beating your wife because of it. LSD requires even more moderation. Everything else no no no.
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    • Man, I’m a 5x convicted felon and I’ve got every job I applied for since. Just work in a restaurant or construction and they’ll still hire you.
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    • Marijuana can in fact ruin your life. But So can alcohol. Actually any substance on earth can ruin your life. Water can ruin your life too
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    • I’ve done a tone of research on weed and even done my own study and even made my own cohort to test my hypothesis and the short conclusion that I’ve come up with is that weed should be treated like alcohol it’s not very harmful in recreational use but should not be abused and in the hands of kids...
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    • I mean the cop was right
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    • The issue isn’t police enforcing the law, but them being forced to enforce poor laws. Still, a lot of people think prisons should punish people, a place for them to rot, instead of actually helping them become better people.
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    • Possession of marijuana being illegal is one of the dumbest laws in the US, and what’s even dumber is the fact that getting caught for the same misdemeanor multiple times can result in felony charges
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    • Give everyone that wants hard drugs all that they can take. The ODs would take care of 90% of our drug problem in a few weeks.
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    • No no, let’s take a moment. I’ve studied many other cultures and their ways of living for example. Sweden someone who breaks a law (within reason you know petty shit) their jails are not like here. They are actually there to rehab people. To make them better we just throw them in a cell and say....
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    • I think personal use shouldn’t be punished with jail time but mandatory rehab or community service. Addicts need help, dealers need punishment
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    • If banning guns wont do shit what makes you think banning drugs is gonna do the same?
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    • The legal system is broken and doesn’t do its job to actually help people who make mistakes
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    • This is.......exceptionally dumb. It really sucks that a lot of people have shit like this happen
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    • The difference between marijuana and alcohol is that you can’t od on weed and you can stills function when high. Also weed is better for you
      Mlgmaui 11 aug
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    • A druggie made this comic
      nk361 10 aug
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    • Shits practically decriminalized already.
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    • I live in a small town in OK where cops outnumber civilians and weed is medically legal. The judicial system tries to integrate convicts back into society rather than just jail them. For example, community service or youth programs, jobs catered to previous felons, help for teen or single mothers, h
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    • Just dont do illegal shit obviously weed should be legal (I dont smoke) but there is no reason to ever do coke, heroin, meth, acid or anything else. There is one condition I know where magic mushrooms help but that could be medically prescribed or something like weed
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    • Weed doesn't ruin people's lives, cops do.
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    • Both sides of this argument are stupid, like most arguments, because both sides refuse to acknowledge the actual credible points the other is making.
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    • All drugs should be legal. I understand the argument against it and there are some very bad drugs out there but the fact still stands that government was made to respect your natural rights and one of those is the pursuit of happiness. Even though they never bring happiness they still fall under
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    • I’m all for legalizing pot, but if you’re stupid enough to smoke it in areas where it’s illegal then you kinda brought prison on yourself. Not really sorry for your own shitty decisions
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    • Well maybe you shouldn’t do drugs. Ever think of that? No? Well then you deserve whatever you get. No one made you do it, you chose to
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    • legalize drugs. clearly them being illegal isnt stopping people and we shouldnt treat addicts as criminals but as people who need help
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    • The government extorts you through taxes and assaults you with the police who enforce harsh punishments on victimless crimes
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    • If Americans wouldn’t have done illegal things than America wouldn’t exist
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    • Why tf is the prison system hard on small drug users but soft on P3 D0 s 😡
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    • Basically
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    • American moment
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    • Weed should be legal you can’t overdose on weed but hardcore drugs like heroine and shit needs to stay illegal
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    • I get the message but no one goes to jail over a joint
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    • It did ruin his life
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    • Damn this dude live in England or something? Drug charges don’t get this bad
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    • Too many people don’t understand the history behind this drug and why it is perceived as “bad” hint, marijuana makes Mexicans thirst for white blood, is just part of the story
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    • Yeah, except it’s not a felony, so none of that would happen.
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    • Keep drugs illegal, the prison system is fucked though. We need better reform for struggling addicts instead of locking them up, taking away their right to vote, and stigmatising them for life even after recovery. Prison should be about rehabilitation but sadly it no longer is.
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    • This happened to me but they thought i was suicidal but i was just going through a break up in my teens. Fucken pissed that i can't serve my country or become a cop like i wanted to
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    • He did tell him
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    • Then don't do drugs.
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    • I feel like it should be illegal to deny someone employment purely based on whether or not they've done time.
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    • the purpose of prison is to rehabilitate, and if we don’t think we can rehabilitate people then what’s the point. We aren’t rehabilitating, we are putting people in a glorified mental institution that end up driving the sane insane by the end of a sentence. Prison changes good people. It’s fucked.
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    • I can’t remember the last time a cop arrested someone for a join or less than a distributable amount. Not saying it doesn’t happen but it’s gotta be super fucking rare
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    • It do be likd that sometime but if he never smoked he would’ve never even got arrested
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