• Sorry babe but the Master Chief MJOLNIR
shoes stay on during sex
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    • No master chief shoes why even live
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    • I want someone to crush my balls with those
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    • In New Jersey, it’s illegal to wear a bulletproof vest while committing a violent crime.
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    • I need to know how I can get some of those dope ass shoes
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    • Or you could use them to waffle stomp meaty shits down the shower drain. Whichever works best
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    • Or use them to curb stomp retarded rioters
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    • Can I wear my annoying orange shirt as well boo? 🥺👉👈
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    • Ew it's the gay 343 mjoilneir
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    • I’m not complaining
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    • Lol
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    • Nah gimme the halo 2-3 ones instead of halo 4-5 and i’ll never take em off
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    • Bionicle feet
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    • If you ain’t got those why even live
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    • And so does the armor
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    • I need those but as slippers
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    • As they should
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    • White blood cells are racist you need to get them out of your body or your a n@z!
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    • I do not have, nor require shoes to beat the shit out of pirates
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    • I didn’t promise to fuck your tits
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    • Hell yeah
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    • The Master Chief shoes automatically massage his feet, just like how the rest of the suit jacks him off
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    • This app is plagued by Halo its so shit
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    • Thneed
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    • gunboats
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    • Hzzza a man of culture
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    • No Kwestion
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    • Bjorts*
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    • How else are two people supposed to get horny?
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    • The helmet does too
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    • That would be the only thing I would wear toe socks in. If I'm wearing spartan armor I want my body to feel that shit
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    • Please
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    • Halo 4 spartan armor is trash
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    • Space Crocs Space Crocs
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    • Anyone know where I can get some noble six armor that's anatomically correct and is fastened with stilts. If pay good money for it
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    • Are they water proof
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    • Mjolnir crocs
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    • Mark V or Mark VI?
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    • Why are they off then?
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    • Gen II can suck any dick
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    • major flex
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    • This is a known fact idk why we are still covering this
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    • Yesh
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    • Yesh
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    • My dad and I decided to name the family cat mjolnir.
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    • Kind of look like those boots on My Hero Acadamia that he gets
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    • Naked girls with Master Chief MJOLNIR Shoes on >>>>>>>>>>>> Naked girls
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    • Aight but... What about my foot fetish?
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    • Yo if someone wore those while in the sac with me I'd be wet asf
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    • I too do the sex
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    • dont apologize
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    • These aren’t even halo shoes you fucking idiot these are Gundam Zaku shoes Jesus christ
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    • Fuckin right
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    • Pronounce majollniner
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    • To be honest
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    • If these are real and for sale pls provide the source my man! I can totally see my 2year old wearing these. And if they also come in adult sizes... :)
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    • Nice
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    • Spartan 5 arnt really Spartans
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    • Confirmed Halo meme. Where can I buy these
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    • Um where the (Thor’s hammer) part
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    • Where can I get those
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    • Of she says otherwise, she's not the one.
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    • Congratulations on feature brother
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    • Only if I can wear the helmet
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    • Post bungie boots.
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    • But what about the exo suit from wolfenstein?
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    • The halo one magnum is mine
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    • Isn't that the name of thor's hammer?
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    • If you have the whole armour, it will jack it for you.
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    • Halo 3 pc is less than a week away
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    • Where’s Mjolnir?
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    • Where’s Mjonir?
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    • Alright, how much do they cost?
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    • Walked on her like a damn master chief
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    • Excuse you master chief 11’s
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    • The master chief helmet also stays on during sex
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    • Them new mark 5s
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    • I WANT THESE
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    • Ewww halo 4 armor thoo
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    • Them shits look like they pinch on the top, still rocking them though
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    • Odin is with us.
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    • Those existed and yet I see that they are not not worn
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