SON OF A FUCK
VS Vite OD
Cassowaries are badass.
This right here is 7 feet of pure, unadulterated
assholery. A cassowary can run at speeds up
to 50km/h and will freakin' bulldoze anything
that gets in its way. Happily. See that dinosaur
helmet she's got going? That thing will mess
you up. Also, she can jump high enough to
kick you right in the tit.
Oh, and she has a 13cm claw on each foot.
Did you hear that? 13cm. 5 inches. Go
measure that. I'll wait.
Yeah. YEAH, DID YOU SEE THE LENGTH OF THAT
THING? That thing can take off limbs. It can
disembowel a grown human. It can do these
things, and it will. Happily.
It even swims. IT SWIMS. Okay? Yeah, that's
right. Like you needed another reason not to