sometimes when im about to fart i hold it in and let it build
up until I can't hold it in and then j fart into a big jar of jam
then quikly close the lid and save it for moments when im upset or pissed so then later on I can open it and
smell and it relaxes anyways 5 days after i farted in a jar my
boyfriend was at my house for the first time and saw the
empty jar and he opened it and sniffed it and he fainted when he woke up he asked me what was in the jar andi
didnt know what to say so i told him the truth and he hasnt
spoken to me in a week im scared he wants to break up with
me what should I do?!
The fuck did
I just read?