• Sometimes I tell people different stories about my life. So when they gossip about me they'll
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    • Makes you a compulsive liar with an excuse
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    • People actually just conclude you’re full of shit instead*
      Catz 8 sep
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    • Trust me dude, if you get featured on ifunny no one even remembers, much less gossips, about you
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    • Jeff bezos
      Mechanos 8 sep
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    • Yay first episode of the original Star Trek feature. They also appeared in episodes 12 and 13.
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    • Foundry 8 sep
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    • This was a good star trek episode
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    • NEVER give your real info. I don't care who it is for what reasons. People love gossip and telling lies.
      sarah285 8 sep
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    • Yea i have a friend like this, and no that doesnt work, cuz eventually ur friends will want to see some actual proof behind the bs you just fed them, and you’ll just wind up making them gossip about you more cuz you always have an excuse on why the records behind everything you say can never b found
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    • What movie is this from?
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    • Is that the Star Trek pilot episode? That was a weird episode man. Loved it tho
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    • That's just lying with extra steps
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    • U just a biotch then. :/
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    • Bold of you to assume they remember you exist when you're not around
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    • I like you
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    • So you lie...for no reason...
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    • I don't get why everyone is mad. This helps you find out who is gossiping the most, dependant on the story getting spread
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    • Ahh yes, the assumption of people acknowledging my existence when im not around
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    • No we acctually figure out you're a liar and lose any trust in you
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    • Sound like a sociopath to me
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    • thats just called being a liar
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    • I act different around every new group of people that way if someone talks shit they seem like liars
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    • penis
      pimann 8 sep
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    • That's only the right thing to do, if you are surrounded by dirtbag degenerates, who would gossip about anything- it's like witnessing a giant game of telephone-
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    • Use a simulate tactic when you know there is a shit talker amongst you. Tell each person a different version of a secret and see which one gets back to you.
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    • Way to go! Making a career out of deliberate confusion, gaslighting and mistrust will really pay off in the end!
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    • Ah so, retarded.
      ItzRello 8 sep
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    • “Bran size mega”
      edgu 8 sep
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    • If u weren’t an insecure bitch they wouldn’t gossip 😂
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    • This is the way
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    • CoId 8 sep
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    • Swift way to say youre a dishonest cunt
      niccolo 8 sep
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    • That’s if people even remember you
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    • Currently on season 3 of tng after finishing tos and tas, havent found the 4th original movie the voyage home tho, all but 4 are on hulu
      dfreid 8 sep
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    • They’ll probably just realize you’re a liar and have one more thing to gossip about.
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    • Or they just call you fake
      FL_Man_ 8 sep
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    • I lied abt my ACT score for the last couple years of my like (I say I got a 27) and I’m starting to believe it myself. I’ve lied so many times that I am now tricking my own brain
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    • Whenever I go to a party and meet strangers I give them a fake name to call me by.
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    • Nobody even knows you’re alive
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    • Thats just lying with extra steps
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    • Or say oh yeah the liar guy...
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    • Fuck yeah it’s big brain time
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    • And they'll look like those big headed guys who trapped Chris Pike in the OG Star Trek series.
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    • Bold of you to assume you're worth gossiping over
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    • That’s a grade A way to get people to think you’re a liar or at least need to take what you say with salt
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    • Same. If people ask if I’m gay I say no, if people ask if I’m straight I say no. Then in about 2 weeks, the fun begins
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    • They will just be like dude must be a liar...anyway
      Mike419 8 sep
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    • People just think youre a liar if you do that
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    • That’s just lying
      Jakicker 8 sep
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    • I barley tell anyone anything about my life so they can’t gossip, they just guess
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    • I lie on the internet about literally everything, with half of what I say being directly contradictory to the other half so the FBI and Google cant get a lock on me
      The_ooF 8 sep
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    • heh
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    • When telling a story I’ll tell different levels of details depending on how much I like you
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    • Is that Jeff bezos?
      Spookums 8 sep
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    • Bold of you to assume I'm memorable enough for ppl to talk about me
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    • This makes people think your a liar or full of shit.
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    • I rarely tell anyone my real name. Fun
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    • Hey that’s me
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    • Bruh wtf are those niggas?
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    • MODOCH
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    • No, they will agree that you're a liar
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    • Why does the left dude got on a dripped out chain
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    • I told all my friends my dad is black just to screw with them
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    • Yeah, no. They just figure out youre a compulsive liar pretty damn quick and then they won't want anything to do with you or your lies ever again.
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    • Then tell them they can’t tell anyone else about it so they can’t confront you about lying if they do tell someone else or you’ll know they told someone lese
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    • Are you feeling... unfulfilled?
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    • How do you get verified as Meth?
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    • I used to go by my middle name in elementar and jr high, but when I got to highschool I got lazy from telling people so I went by my first name for the rest of the time there. The funny thing is that when people would call me by my middle name or first name other people would be confused and argue.
      Lonely_L 8 sep
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    • I tell other people parts of my life so of they somehow happen to all come together. They can piece my life story like a puzzle
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    • Sometimes I feel like people collectively ignore my comments
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    • jessicahassss
      30 comments yet nun of you are in my dms
      jessicahassss 8 sep
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    • Good episode
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    • Meth is back
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    • Nah that’s how you get dubbed a liar
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    • I actually do this
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    • These guys live in a world of fantasy and destroyed their actual home on Star Trek
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    • Bold of you to assume people talk about you.
      XJX_ 8 sep
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    • Did this, just leads to a bunch of crazy rumors you spread about yourself. People that gossip care about gossiping, not what's true or not
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    • bro this was the most insane episode ever, truely a thought provoking subject and very relavent today
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    • Gossip is more dangerous than any virus
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    • you're a dick
      _Sprite 8 sep
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    • Then people will shit talk you for being a liar and never believe shit you say
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    • Or think they're not speaking of the same person.
      PCat76 8 sep
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    • Or you could actually be interesting
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    • Or think you lied
      xMandy 8 sep
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    • Cheese
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