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    • Jesus this is relatable
      ongawd 21d
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      rafee 21d
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    • Relatable. This past weekend someone who I hardly talk to asked if I had a wife/girlfriend I responded with “no, she hasn’t been shipped yet but I have the confirmation number” we didn’t talk for the rest of the party
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    • Everyone acts like it's the end of the world when i make a dark joke. "YoU ShOuLdn'T SaY stUfF LIkE ThAt"
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    • My coworkers all understand so when I say things like "I thought about hanging myself while I was in the bathroom but I couldn't find anything to do it with" they just "you just weren't being creative enough" it's great
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    • I had this coworker who had good looks, lots of carisma, big muscles, named Dalton, he was excited to get off of work, we was like you gonna Jack off? He was like, nah bruh, ima go straight to bed and cry, another day we was stocking and he found tape saying do not cut, he put it on like a bracelet
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    • I keep having to hold back “kill myself” jokes and comments while having ordinary conversations with irl people.
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    • Except at high schools you can make the most fucked up joke about killing yourself and everyone is just like SAME
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    • Did this bitch just call them “sad jokes”?
      Skip4d 20d
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    • Gotta find someone with a similar sense of humor. Got a dude I work with and we tell the most awful jokes to each other. Nothing is off the table, it makes work fun.
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    • Uncultured people are boring
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    • They're only funny on the internet because nobody on the internet feels any social obligation to give a shit about you because they don't know you nor you them.
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    • Dead ass , there was a scene in holes where it says “I wish I was dead already” , two of my coworkers were in the lunchroom with me and I said “same” they got really concerned and asked if I was okay then left me alone ._.
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    • To solve this problem, I normally make jokes about stabbing children/ yeeting hamsters into oncoming traffic, than you just don't have people around you in general
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    • I made a joke about schizophrenia and my friends screamed at me
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    • My coworkers started making suicide jokes because I make them so much, that in front of a customer he made a suicide joke. I do construction. Guys in my field can’t make kill themselves jokes
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    • I had to suppress laughter explaining to my fellow Chiefs that a junior memeber who was heard to exclaim Fuck My Life after dropping a cup of juice was not suicidal and didn't need an intervention.
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    • I did the same thing to my mom. It was my birthday and I said " hell yeah another year closer to death (in salesman voice) and if you act now I can use my birthday money for my funeral." she got really mad and yelled at me
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    • That guy just has no sense of humor
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    • I talk like that to my friends and they laugh not knowing I'm serious
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    • Who tf spells Hailey like that
      __Joey_ 20d
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    • One of my coworkers said I had lost weight and I was like, "Thanks its the crippling depression :)" and unlike the internet, they were extremely concerned
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    • People at my school find this shit funny. Everyone jokes about shooting up the school and killing themselves
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    • Dude, in like, fourth grade, this girl was talking about all of these guns and shit she has at home and one day I ask, "Yo, can I borrow one of those guns? I kinda wanna know what a bullet tastes like", and she reports me to the principle and I get put on suicide watch for like, a MONTH.
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    • That's not funny tho. Suicide jokes aren't even edgy.
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    • That just means your jokes are shit, and ur too damn lame to realize the difference between a meme, and a joke.
      ipahops 20d
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    • Made a suicide joke and teacher sent me to office. Student affairs lady just said to be less stupid and I left
      I_D_K_ 20d
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    • Lol most of the people I’m around appreciate my dark humor. In fact most of the contribute to the suicidal and controversial jokes I make. But I also have no friends so the margin for this happening is very low.
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    • Correction, only funny among close friends or strangers on the internet. Saying depression jikes to family is 4/5 times end up with a 2hr phonecall
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    • Honestly. I work at an office environment and people get worried about my humor. I forgot most people are sensitive
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    • Normies will never understand our rich culture
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    • Nah you just need to know your audience. The internet just provides you with a bigger one
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    • My boss said "If you clock in late, Jimmy will stab you." (My other boss). I said "Perfect, I can finally die." And she just "laughed it off" but gave me a really concerned look. She said be optimistic. And I said I'm finding optimism in the pessimism.
      AshCat 20d
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    • Except they really aren’t funny, everyone just likes them because they want to act depressed
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    • It depends on who the people are and if they will understand your humor.. the people im around at work understand it when i say i want to stab myself in the neck so i can bleed out and get tf off this floating shit rock
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    • Yeet is the only today word that I'm ok with
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    • I like how this isn’t funny on the internet either
      shwow 20d
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    • I had a long line at my register the other day and said god must hate me, then I looked up and realized the customer wasn’t a millennial so they didn’t get the morbid humor and seemed concerned
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    • Nah me and my friends constantly do that shit. "If one of us gets infected by that zombie deer shit, we either all go down, or we kill the person before they start falling apart." As a meme, or just if one of us can't speak we'll just go "Aneurysm"
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    • My friends don’t, they join in lol
      iRaditz 21d
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    • OmG I WannA yEet oFf the EdgE I gOt aN 89% oN May tEsT
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    • It's all about t o n ə
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    • I said something at my barbers shop "if the scissors slip it's a win win. You cut my hair or I die. " And the entire shop got silent... 4 different conversations just dropped
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    • I met a girl on tinder and we really clicked and now shes not responding and I'm depressed.
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    • I accidentally told my grandparents that I couldn't wait to die and they made me pray with them for an hour. I feel really bad for scaring them but it's also kinda funny 😂
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    • Same thing happened to me when I said "heckity heck I crave death" in front of my professor
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    • One time I openly said in class “I’d rather die than have math homework”
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    • I like how yeet just turned itself into an actual word
      JaR06 20d
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    • One time my parents asked what I wanted for Christmas and I said I wanted to die. They then went on a 30 min rant about how thats not funny
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    • Hilarious.
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    • They aren't funny anywhere
      Looter 20d
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    • why do people tell so many jokes like that? real question, I’ve honestly never laughed at any of them and just think they’re kind of negative.
      Pepto 20d
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    • In my English class today we were supposed to add to the box of chocolates quote from forest gump and this kid goes. Life is like a box of chocolates it sucks to have diabetes. That some internet humor right there.
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    • Maybe it’s just because it’s not funny.
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    • My dream is to be yeeted off into the abyss by swaggersouls
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    • *nose exhale followed by small chuckle*
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    • They’re not even funny on the internet either
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    • Ha jokes on you! They aren't funny on the internet either
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    • That was never funny
      TomLe 20d
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    • Not funny on the internet either
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    • Yeah my 12 year old sister said she wanted to kill herself and got sent to the guidance counselor lmao
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    • They aren't even funny on the internet.
      deamorn 20d
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    • McCray 20d
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    • I used ye old “Commit toaster bath” in my normal group chat and all my friends freaked out
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    • Real humor is not internet humor. Both are important, like Yin and Yang
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    • It was snowing and I got out of class early bc the roads were getting bad so I said to my friend "hey see ya tomorrow, but if I don't just assume I died in a firey car crash" but I don't think he thought it was funny
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    • When you say "fuck my life" out loud so they send you to mental health
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    • You need to know when it’s appropriate. My friend and I joke about killing ourselves all the time. If you say you want to kill yourself to a guy you met like twice then you’re just retarded
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    • No your just hanging out with the wrong people
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    • I've noticed that telling people I'd like to die slamming a 50 thousand dollar muscle car into a wall at 150mph while masturbating is more offputting in person.
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    • Lmao I hate saying "I'm gonna kms" now because people start being really nice to me thinking im depressed
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    • No it’s bc u said yeet
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    • It's not funny on the internet either.
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    • Did so at a family reunion and they all thought i needed help
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    • I hate kids who say shit like this at my school it's not funny you dumb fucking fatass weeb
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    • All my coworkers are like 20 years older than me so when i repeat memes they all look at me like o-O
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    • Would you fall or would you float since you’re in space? But even so wouldn’t gravity do a flip flop and make you go back to Earth but on the opposite side since it’s flat? Or would it be like videogames where they don’t even allow you to exceed the one point of the map? Or........
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    • Ive done this and its so awkward when they get concerned
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    • Wrong audience
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    • Right?????????????
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    • I made a joke at work that of I knocked up this girl I would disappear for 18 years and my co-worker was legitimately shocked
      CatScan 20d
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    • "Yeet myself off the edge"
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    • They're not funny on the internet
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    • *laugh slowly turns to crying*
      NiceAF 20d
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    • That’s not even funny tho
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    • That isn’t funny, even on the internet
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    • If I were him, I'd be concerned too.
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    • This is relatable, never tell edgy jokes in person.
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    • Maybe cause depression jokes in general have never been funny
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    • Depends who you're talking too
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    • Not true. It's called dark humor, and everyone I know uses it all the time irl
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    • New hire doing a survey for training: "describe yourself as a food." Me: "pineapple pizza because most people hate me." Also there was a time when some coworkers were reading an article about a giant meteor and someone said "what if it hits earth" and I said "heres to hoping"
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    • Egman be like Sonic you will never catch me jumps on egg man and slams he'd into ground time for this egg to crack
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    • I once made a joke to my boss about drinking bleach and she got HR to check up on me and make sure work wasn’t to hard on my mental health
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