• Sometimes feel whet
say like I'm worthless. No,
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feel Dude, thats not true. I
like I'm worthless. could easily sell you
on
the dark web
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500,000 bucks.
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    • Actually if you sell their individual organs it comes out to about $800,000
      lead166 25 jul
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    • You jest need to find a purpose. Mine is to murder a very annoying hedgehog
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    • Ngl that's a good response and I'm using it now
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    • $500,000? Are you dumb? I’d do it for a happy meal and a half tank of gas
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    • Taking microbiology I learned you’re never alone: you constantly host several billion microbes in your gut and on your skin. You’ve got lots of friends that help you survive and got your back against bad bugs. :)
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    • Wayfair ain't charging that much
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    • no fucking way 500k. maybe 250k but that still seems like too much
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    • Looking for anime titties, what ya got?
      Master_E 25 jul
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    • content not available more
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    • Thanks bro.
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    • You ever wonder why so many people know the costs of individual body parts? Kind of makes me trust our species less.
      Geico 26 jul
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    • This is probably gonna get me put on a list but I’m too curious so I don’t care, is 500k on the dark web actually realistic? cause if it is it’d be kinda weird, since someone could make money buying people and selling their individual organs, blood and skin
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    • Dude you are worth less on the dark web as a person than your individual parts
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    • You’re never alone. You have the constant weight of your sins and existential dread.
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    • 500000 hell nah
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    • Cheapest I’ve bought was $10,000
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    • And JayStation would buy you and use you for views
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    • Considering unspoiled kidnapped 9 year old girls go for 10k on wayfair I’d say you’d pop 2,500 max
      Sefrius 25 jul
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    • Girls dont have feelings according to this shit
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    • I don’t know why we bond over this but we do and I wouldnt have it any other way
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    • Humans are actually quite expensive, 1 healthy human can get you around $800,000, enough to get you through college, a nice car, and a good home, especially if they're still alive, I've never done anything but the closer I get to college the more tempting shit like that gets
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    • I’m tired of this format, next
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    • Alright who wants me? Only 100k. I'm clean and nice to a good home
      tweb 27 jul
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    • For 500k I’m about to sell myself hell nah, in fact I’m putting my resume in if anyone’s interested. Early 20’s, military, 6Ft, lightskin, in shape, I also have health insurance, and speak Three languages in total.
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    • Keep your heads up Kings.
      YourGuyCy 25 jul
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    • These are the new rage comics
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    • I find it funny how people are only worth a few hundred thousand dollars, but chop them up and sell each organ individually you can make a profit in the millions
      SirSkeety 26 jul
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    • Organs would be a much better market. The heart itself can be up to 1 million dollars. Liver is 500k while kidneys can be up to 250k.
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    • Way fair be like
      joeweezy 25 jul
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    • This is funnier when you only read “sometimes I feel” “dude that’s not true”
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    • My mom when ever im sad says i could sell you for so much money
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    • packs 29 jul
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    • Yeah bro theres a lot of rich 70 year olds who would love to fuck you
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    • Jesus fuck this format is annoying. It’s just “me and the boys” all over again
      Jebward 28 jul
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    • Ya
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    • Too many zeroes even if you harvest the organs. You cant sell organs for market value if you dont have an explanation as to how you acquired them. Gotta go black market for that shit.
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    • It’s funny to believe that all of your nefarious thoughts come to life on the dark web. In reality, it’s just a really slow browser that feels like it’s 1995. It’s super boring and uneventful. Just turn off java and don’t buy anything or look at CP. other than that, it’s basically null.
      TheOrion 28 jul
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    • Wait, you guys getting paid?
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    • Anybody have the info graphic of the worth of all your parts on the black market? It was featured a while back
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    • Lmao this is why I have dude friends and not chick friends!
      FoxnSocks 28 jul
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    • Bro? Bro.
      Cheeto22 28 jul
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    • “Everyone cares about you” is the biggest ‘fuck you’ on the planet
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    • that's because men tell you what you NEED to hear and women tell you what you WANT to hear... for the most part
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    • I
      HM510 28 jul
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    • Oh buddy
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    • My mom said I would be really easy to sell
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    • Ive seen around 100 $ soooo...
      Cody97420 28 jul
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    • If you ever feel worthless just remember that Bungie put sights on the Last Word
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    • Just say you want rage comics back.
      i_am_they 28 jul
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    • Guys make memes like this then go right around making ones about how male depression isn’t taken seriously like y’all aren’t doing it to yourselves by refusing to be serious with friends
      Azto 28 jul
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    • In some places male slaves cost like $80
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    • I have literally said this before lmfao
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    • Try golf
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    • Worthless and useless are 2 different things. You can be worthless and still be capable of doing things
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    • I read this aloud to my mom and now she won't talk to me
      26bek001 27 jul
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    • That's no.... Yeah it's exactly like that for guys.
      sirelc 27 jul
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    • I tried this on my friend to get him to laugh but he looked at me hugged me and said “oh,can you?”
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    • mlm072 27 jul
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    • You can have me for $3. Fuck it I'll pay you 5 bucks
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    • That's it?
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    • snooZi 27 jul
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    • Even more money selling individual parts
      akira_ 27 jul
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    • These are getting old
      Alqua 27 jul
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    • Why is this a thing?
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    • Actually a healthy adult can be 30 mil to 45 mil in limbs organs bones skin etc
      Benei 27 jul
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    • Well i got a life insurance quote and according to them I'm worth about 100k
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    • https://ifunny.co/fun/mAd3Nbuq7 500k is way too much
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    • Actually, if you sell individual organs, it equals much more. You'd have close to a million.
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    • I can’t believe the fucking FBI shut down Silk Road
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    • 120k take it or leave it
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    • I used similar joke on girl, she liked it
      Azukir 27 jul
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    • I've seen this format 5 times in a row lmao
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    • Nah 11,000 for a child so nah bro
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    • Haha Wayfair funni
      MeatyR 27 jul
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    • Shit go ahead and sell my ass... life is meaningless anyway
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    • Hey
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    • Thanks bro
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    • Is there feasibly and safely any organs I could sell that won’t affect my health too much? Asking for a friend
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    • Thought you could get a kid for like $12-$20,000?
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    • I was lowkey hinting I wasnt worth anything and my homies told me about the prices and iyer made me happy
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    • The average person, not being sold for organs, is only worth about $25k for females under 30, and about $12k for a dude of the same age group, the price drops the older they get too.
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    • Are you kidding? That's insultingly low
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    • I tell my GF this
      CaddyV3 27 jul
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    • BLU3Boi 27 jul
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    • You can sell a fresh human body for a net value of 2.1 million. The heart alone is $500k.
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    • “Bro you are worthless. But me and other people like you so that should make you feel somewhat worthwhile”
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    • Bro
      ZOAX 26 jul
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    • Well, technically everyone is worthless and technically people are priceless. Just depends on how you view things
      Weixy2002 26 jul
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    • That's how I feel. I'm worth like 600k to 800k
      Zolia 26 jul
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    • Always remember that most things in life are more valuable in pieces than the whole. The same applies for people. You can earn much more by selling someone in pieces than alive and whole.
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    • The first girl looks like esther from the orphan
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