Someone please feed the poor kid
okay_a_stolen_porch okay_a_stolen_porch
10 nov 2020
Someone please feed the poor kid
for those of you who've heard me mention him, here's my pirate cat, levi - for those of you who’ve heard me mention him, here’s my pirate cat, levi 💕💞💕💞
AjayChe AjayChe
25 sep 2020
for those of you who've heard me mention him, here's my pirate cat, levi - for those of you who’ve heard me mention him, here’s my pirate cat, levi 💕💞💕💞
Roses Are Red
But Something's Wrong...
Charly254
25 may
Roses Are Red But Something's Wrong...
Madonna leaked a fake version of her album to pirates where every song was a loop of her saying "What the fuck do you think you're doing?" In response, a hacker posted the real album on her own site for everyone to download with the message:
"This is what the fuck I think I'm doing."
JAVCT JAVCT
30 sep 2020
Madonna leaked a fake version of her album to pirates where every song was a loop of her saying "What the fuck do you think you're doing?" In response, a hacker posted the real album on her own site for everyone to download with the message: "This is what the fuck I think I'm doing."
They say the average IT technician cocoons for 6months.
He then emerges with a fully formed shirt and pair of glasses.
Nature is just beautiful, isn't it?
AFloridian AFloridian
22 apr
They say the average IT technician cocoons for 6months. He then emerges with a fully formed shirt and pair of glasses. Nature is just beautiful, isn't it?
You get what you work for, not what you wish for!
glum_peporixist glum_peporixist
3 jun
You get what you work for, not what you wish for!
Everybody asks who's the impostor.
but nobody asks how's the impostor -
sammyd221 sammyd221
23 sep 2020
Everybody asks who's the impostor. but nobody asks how's the impostor -
Does anyone else feel troubled by the fact that the name of next year is literally 2020 won?
Does anyone else feel troubled by the fact that the name of next year is literally 2020 won?
When your alarm goes off and you have to go to work because you didn't die in your sleep.
When your alarm goes off and you have to go to work because you didn't die in your sleep.
"female character cuts her own hair ina dirty mirror with a hunting knife* her hair the next scene:
Trail_Blazer_ Trail_Blazer_
28 jan 2021
"female character cuts her own hair ina dirty mirror with a hunting knife* her hair the next scene:
MODERNA PFIZER
MODERNA PFIZER
2002 you're at a family reunion hiding out in nanna's basement playing donkey Kong on your and the "cool aunt" sneaks you your first drink
MemedealerSasuke MemedealerSasuke
16 oct 2020
2002 you're at a family reunion hiding out in nanna's basement playing donkey Kong on your and the "cool aunt" sneaks you your first drink
"Orange you glad
didn't say banana?!"
BRAZZERS com I
...and that was the last time she had groceries delivered to her house.
DarthBoner DarthBoner
3 apr
"Orange you glad didn't say banana?!" BRAZZERS com I ...and that was the last time she had groceries delivered to her house.
Ah. see you're a Cat of culture as w
A_Normal_Lapis A_Normal_Lapis
22 sep 2020
Ah. see you're a Cat of culture as w
I just hired this babysitter for my ex husband
' = we
fa
Lindaberry Lindaberry
20 may
I just hired this babysitter for my ex husband ' = we fa
When your sarcasm is so on point that they think you're serious
lunarhail lunarhail
27 oct 2020
When your sarcasm is so on point that they think you're serious
Zarkey05 Zarkey05
25 sep 2020
of TikTok @freshdailymemesforyoubro The king of no simp setember
Once you realized your worth nothing can stop you
cringy_len_oof cringy_len_oof
24 apr
Once you realized your worth nothing can stop you
Mom Metal is just a phase, honey.
You will grow out of it..."
Me :(80 years later.
1776ulfhethnar 1776ulfhethnar
18 dec 2020
Mom Metal is just a phase, honey. You will grow out of it..." Me :(80 years later.
am two frustrating job applications away from selling pictures of my dogs butt on the internet.
Tabby Tabby
24 sep 2020
am two frustrating job applications away from selling pictures of my dogs butt on the internet.
from the earliest 80's we all know
that...
sad
guys are [ed,
good guys are green
from the earliest 80's we all know that... sad guys are [ed, good guys are green