Someone Needs A Sabbathical
(It isjust before Hanukkah and myfather goes into the
neighborhood grocery store for candles. He finds the
'7ewish Items” aisle but there are no candles, so he
goes to the service desk.)
Father: "Excuse me, do you have Hanukkah
Employee: "Sure we do!”
Father: "Can you show me where?"
Employee: "Sure.” *Ieads him back to the aisle he’d
Father: “I'm sorry, I don't see them."
Employee: ”Right here! See, \t says ‘shabbat' right
on the box!”
Father: "That's, uh, not going to help."
Employee: "You mean they're not the same thing?”
Father: "This citys what, forty percentjewish7'