• someone literally died on my flight today
so we made an emergency landing and
everyone missed there connections.
The guy behind me was complaining
saying "how is it an emergency if they're
already dead
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    • Obligated to give them the best chance of survival. They aren’t dead until they are declared dead by a doctor at a hospital. Any other approach would be a liability nightmare with law suits out the ass.
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    • Dead body on a plane is probably a health hazard
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    • I-well,he has a point
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    • Did that person have a head start going up to heaven or a worse drop to hell?
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    • If he's dead we're gonna keep going right? I mean we're not going to stop to drop off some luggage right? -tom segura
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    • For those wondering they do have a bag and a place to put the corpse so no its not really an emergency
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    • what a selfish prick... Making everyone lose there connections
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    • A few things. Biological death isn't the same as clinical death so if the patient has no heartbeat and isn't breathing its still possible to revive them with the proper care at a hospital. And, if that person is an organ donor the body still has to be taken to a hospital as soon as possible so-
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    • Hes right
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    • This man knows nothing of zombie prevention protocol...
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    • Who tf wants to breath in dead air
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    • This is off of a tom segura stand up show
      LilJoe88 22 jun
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    • *Their
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    • In before airplane fuck. There IS a garfield comic related to this.
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    • *their
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    • Shit if I had to smell a dead body for a few hours I'd want to die too
      DIOs_mio 24 jun
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    • No no, he’s a got a point
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    • He ain’t wrong I mean what’s the rush just toss em in the back bathroom or some shit
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    • AirplaneFriend where you at
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    • No no he’s got a point
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    • PorkSword 21 jun
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    • I mean... Is he wrong though?
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    • I actually talked to a paramedic about this, she says it dumb and not an emergency. She said in the time it would take to land it would be too late to bring him back anyways. Now if you brought him back while on the plane then yes it would be an emergency landing.
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    • We were talking in class about a kid who stuck his head across a roller-coaster track and got his head cut off. The teacher said it also caused a girl inside the coaster a broke ankle and the chick next to me goes “I’d be pissed if I got my ankle broke because of that kid.” (1/2)
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    • Jawbreaker part 2. Part 1 in reply
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    • While I do agree with that man, I don’t think anyone wants to be on a plane with a dead body next to them
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    • It also inconvenience the dead family members as they have to now travel a further distance to come pick him up rather than dropping him off at his supposed destination
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    • Someone died from a heart attack on a cruise that I was on. Nothing got stopped or even delayed
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    • When the world falls apart. People on here are just going to say something like. What did you expect, or it’s about time it finally collapsed.
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    • Cruise ships and planes have a place for such emergencies? Inside them?
      YatoSan 21 jun
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    • so the moral of the story here, is you should just throw the dead person out the window ;-;
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    • Airplane friend where u at brooo
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    • Must've been Tom Segura
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    • Sounds like something I would’ve said...I mean, uuuhhh, thought to myself so everyone doesn’t turn and stare at me even though it’s right.
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    • follow my Instagram @meloncatus
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    • God youre such a fucking idiot
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    • Why did the flight get delayed though? Just take the bitch off the plane before everyone else then let everyone else go.
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    • Because nobody wants to be near a dead body
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    • Because everyone in the plain will be charged with transporting a dead body because they knew
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    • When some one dies on a plane from natural causes they’ll leave the body on the plane and finish the flight plan
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    • Even with immediate CPR and ALS care you are only really viable for about 20 mins after cardiac arrest. Landing would take longer than that so it’s just a gesture of goodwill for the family
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    • I was going to Paris France from NYC and someone was dead in the walkway at the airport, good times.
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    • Yeah some fat ass can claug his arteries with grease for years and now my whole trip is fuked up? A bit of training on handling corpses and a body bag should be sufficient. Every plane should have a body compartment.
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    • Tom segura anyone?
      M4sK 24 jun
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    • Love this pic
      SOFUL 24 jun
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    • That’s the type of guy to care more about a dogs life than a humans, so the guys must be stupid
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    • Youwantb8 24 jun
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    • If it was a normal guy is be sad. If it's a fatass obese "ITS MAA RIGHT TO BE THIS DISGUSTING" Id just kick his ass off the plane and take off.
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    • Can't be declared until on the ground
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    • Watch Tom Segura's joke about this in his "Mostly Stories" comedy special on Netflix. It's much funnier than this shit feature
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    • People really are stupid.
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    • They should either have doctors on every flight or give doctors big discounts so they’re more likely to be on the flight
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    • Yeah but if they kept flying, people who could help for actual emergencies night decide not to because they CAN'T be late.
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    • Thank goodness for the image below. I wouldn't have thought that this was funny otherwise.
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    • Their*
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    • On cruise ships they just put the corpse in cold storage and keep on with the cruise
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    • That's like saying dont call an ambulance when someone gets shot in the dome. See how stupid that sounds? That's your question.
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    • Stolen from Tom seguras comedy special
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    • Sounds like a shitty remake of a tom Segura joke
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    • Amen
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    • Surprised AirplaneFriend isn't here to educate us all on what happens when someone dies on an airplane and why such protocol is in place
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    • *their
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    • Throw the body out the plane
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    • No no, he’s got a point
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    • I mean, I guess.
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    • *their
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    • This is new Yorkers complaining when someone committs suicide on the subway and their train is delayed😭💀
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    • Body start to stink fast unless you put them in a freezer or something cool environment and you can't do that on a plane
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    • Still a health risk
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    • Putting 👏 a 👏 reaction 👏 image 👏 doesn't 👏 make 👏 the 👏 meme 👏 yours.
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    • From my time in the airline they would always tell me that if anyone ever died on a plane its better to drag them off and pronounce them dead off the plane because if not the plane gets put on quaretine and its a nightmare to deal with lol idk how true that was but it was a good story
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    • While he has a point only a doctor or a justice of the peace (and maybe a nurse practitioner idk) can declare time of death, thus he is not dead until they get that confirmation.
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    • If I was dead I would want them to keep going. Just stash me in one of the bathrooms until we land.
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    • Sure you want to continue until the body stinks up the cabin
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    • My dad doesn’t know what an emergency is. He wouldn’t call me but wait until I got home from school or work and say he didn’t want me to think about it all day. I’ve been thinking about what he said probably every day for years now
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    • Even in the military when calling for medical if the person is dead it’s non priority and “routine “
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    • Is it just a lazy thing or do people really have trouble with there, their, and they're?
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    • What a mad lad
      ebruni 22 jun
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    • He is right
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    • Wait till rigor mortise sets in
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    • I’ve always wondered about this
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    • Savage
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    • I was once on a train and one of the private chefs died from a heart attack and they just stuffed him in the freezer.
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    • Gmmm?
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    • I mean odds are their is family in the place they were going to so landing in some random place kinda inconveniences everyone in this situation...
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