• Someday women of the world will
wake up and think, "you know what I
need? A dude whose body kinda
looks like spaghetti"
And on that day I'll be ready.
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    • I'm guessing that's what happened with my buddy and his gf. Dude is skinny af. And stays that way. I've seen the dude eat 6 huge chicken strips, 5 large bowls of veggies, and dessert, literally go into a food coma, then be hungry 30 minutes later, eat a bunch of candy, and not gain any weight.
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    • Guys care more about men's muscle mass than woman do
      Wossy 9 jul
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    • More of a gnocchi here
      celtjim 6 jul
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    • I’m always ashamed of how skinny I am it sucks man people say eat more like yea no shit bud that doesn’t work
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    • No one cares about how you look, as long as you're not morbid obese whose only hobby is watching anime and hating on women, we don't care. Skinny? Why not. Chubby? Why not. As long as you have an average personality and you're mature, no one gives a shit. Those "Women" he's talking about are hoes.
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    • Noodle gang RIIIIISE UP
      Badonkus 9 jul
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    • I’m a girl and idk why but I absolutely get so turned on by skinny guys. Give me your green bean looking ass
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    • Must be nice. I breath and gain 15 pounds
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    • My tinder bio used to say "if you are the human equivalent of an uncooked spaghetti noodle, feel free to ruin my life"
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    • My girl is skinny and I'm on the larger side. Together we make spaghetti and meatball.
      shpeedle 9 jul
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    • Hi woman here. I don't care if you're skinny or chubby. As long as you're healthy and taking good care of yourself, and you're a decent person, I'm okay with dating you.
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    • Skinny guys have huge dongs usually
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    • That day already came
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    • Women don’t like huge muscley freaks of nature boys. Women want a man who looks fit and has healthy habits. Just don’t be a disgusting swamp monster with a fupa and 8 chins and literally 99% of women will like you unless you’ve got a shit personality.
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    • I prefer guys on the skinnier side, not a huge fan of abs and muscle and shit tho
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    • It’s definitely those curly hair douchebags that look like Vector
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    • Fast metabolism gang wya
      Urbanxx 10 jul
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    • what about a guy that looks like a fat fucking ravioli ?
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    • I prefer skinnier guys that take care of themselves. I’m not attracted to body builder types
      Achor 9 jul
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    • I like tall skinny socially awkward guys who don’t have a bad bone in their body, girls liking guys who are aggressive or fighters has never made sense to me. Girls who are attracted to that are usually the same way though.
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    • High metabolism is as much of a curse as it is a gift. Been skinny all my life no matter how much I eat and work out the only place I can gain even some weight is around the stomach so I look weird as fuck
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    • I’ve dated/talked to all body types of men, I just want a good cuddle buddy. Dad bod is the best
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    • Nah, skinny people are nice too. It's a special kind of lovely when they stretch/move and you can see bones and stretched skin
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    • You go find your meatball
      DovahKai 9 jul
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    • Apparently having a healthy layer of belly fat with developing abs is in right now
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    • Me to kid
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    • I believe you are talking about Italian women
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    • I look like burnt meatloaf, I hope that's someone's type.
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    • I volunteer for those who are waiting for that day
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    • i’m jacked, fucking ripped, ill bench the bench. if hulk had a white cousin, i’d be him. i make my t-shirts shred when i flex. i watch movies blind folded, i don’t drink water after eating ritz and on top of it all i’m fucking jacked.
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    • I’m not skinny, but most of my friends are, and most have dated multiple people and I’ve never had a girlfriend and most likely never will.
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    • When he stretches and you can see some of his rib 👀 don't need muscles for that, boys.
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    • It’s called college
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    • Well what's wrong with spaghetti? It's awesome in every way
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    • I prefer mine with extra meat sauce. Just adds more flavor.
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    • i’ll let a spaghetti body ruin my life
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    • I like all spaghetti.
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    • That day is today my guy
      pripri365 10 jul
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    • I eat fucking everything and gain zero weight
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    • I'd rather have skinny than 200 pounds of pure shredded muscle, that's way too much its gross
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    • Getting big is difficult, but it's because you guys have been doing it wrong. Instead of trying to stuff as much food into your face as possible, start small. Maybe one extra piece of meat on your bologna sandwich, baby steps :)
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    • I’m into longer black hair and depression.
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    • She’s a millennial
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    • Deres only to coments
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    • Meat ball gang RIIIIISE UP
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    • Some day theres gonna be a nice woman who wakes up says she's needs a big lug to tell her "so-bad-there-good" jokes and love her like its the only thing he knows how to. Ill be ready when that day comes.
      L3465 10 jul
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    • Spaghetti with meatballs maybe
      link02712 10 jul
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    • I've seen some overweight dude with some bad ass bitches.
      kanep0e 9 jul
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    • Tabby how do you get so many features??
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    • Man i love skinny bean pole type guys x3
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    • I love my mans body. He’s 6’3 and I think 155? He thinks he’s too skinny but I love that he has abs and bc he used to work out his arms are actually really thick and muscular. Best part about him physically is either his dreamy blue eyes or his monster size dick. I’m happy
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    • Sorry bro they haven’t said that in 2000 years and they ain’t gonna start now
      Jerando 9 jul
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    • if she cares that much about how you look (as long as you aren’t morbidly obese) to the point she won’t date you, she’s toxic.
      shootcha 9 jul
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    • Moms spaghetti
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    • We give my one friend and coworker so much shit for exactly this. I call him Bean Pole, others call him noodle, twig, and shoelace. We also ask him how his tapeworm is doing and if he's fed it recently. Man can eat. It's honestly scary how much he can pack away.
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    • Skinny boys are too tier and nothing will convince me otherwise, I recently met the best dude ever and he's thin as hell and I love him for it- he's easier to hold!
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    • Spaghetti? More like beef
      xLusty 9 jul
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    • Autauga 9 jul
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    • If they’re looking for a dumpling shaped body, that will be my day to shine
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    • my boyfriend is a little spaghetti noodle and only weights a few more pounds then me (i’m 101 and he’s 110) but even tho he’s small he’s a wrestler so he could still fuck me up by throwing me on the ground in 0.2 seconds if he really wanted to
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    • Yes, I'd love to date a noodle
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    • Seinen 9 jul
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    • Bitch, I'll take anyone who doesn't treat me like shit.
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    • This has "Everything is cake," vibes
      Nyxx98 12 jul
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    • Still waiting for the day women want a guy that looks like a meat ball with a tiny penis
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    • Bois how would you approach a girl that you think is like 500x out of your league. I'm not a horrible looking guy I'm 6'0 all that good shit not fat or anything.
      SVXlove 12 jul
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    • I just woke up and thought it
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    • We already here.
      leighh12 12 jul
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    • Eat some meat bro
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    • Maybe I don't want a man. Maybe I just want spaghetti. But you men always make it about yourselves. Spaghetti? Yellow worms that warm my heart
      Xyro 12 jul
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    • Moms spaghetti
      Kyanite15 12 jul
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    • “It is unwise for a man to grow old and die without seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable.”- Socrates.
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    • I'll be the meatball then
      SconeTime 12 jul
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    • Marinara has been waiting for you. Where you at?
      pxgv 12 jul
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    • The thinner you are, the more dick you have out
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    • Skinny dudes are hot too
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    • Holy shit I forgot about luke hannon. Also, my friend's nickname for me is spaghetti noodle. She's hot as hell and I wish she'd show interest in me :(
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    • I don’t care how a guy looks so long as he’s kind, loyal and fairly dependable (NOT in like a gold digger kinda way, but just not a deadbeat).
      Halcypoo 11 jul
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    • Nah what’s shit is when you give someone everything you can, love, affection, go outta your way to make them happy (not bc you’re a simp, but because you’ve found someone whose genuinely made you happy n u want a future w) and they leave you n block you for no reason after months together
      Tony_Hawk 11 jul
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    • A man is much more than his physicality
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    • You’ll bulk up when you hit 27.
      DogStew 11 jul
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    • Dad bods are here to stay!
      TylerKerr 11 jul
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    • Go get em plastic inflatable flailing tube arm man
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    • How do you describe Luke when he goes swimming?..... a wet noodle
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    • That was 2007
      tjake123 11 jul
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    • Nah
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    • I always get deppressed when typical super attractive people complain about being single. Lik how? I have a guy and hes great, I look weird. What's wrong with you?
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    • Spent 3 years working out just to find out girls like fat dudes and string beans. I mean I’m still gonna workout but damn
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    • Hey thats my boyfriend :)
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    • I dont mind but...they make bad chairs....dad bods make great chairs
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    • Cope
      witty 11 jul
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    • My mans looks like spaghetti and he’s adorable. Love him
      RIPTI 11 jul
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    • I had a girl hit on me recently but im so insecure about my body that i basically shut her down. She was legit inviting me to her place when she was home alone.
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    • Fuck yea
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    • I have the body shape of a mucrowaved marshmallow
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    • I love spaghetti
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