Some jokes just write themselves
Some jokes just write themselves
Soap after you drop it in the shower 5 times
TyLord16 TyLord16
22 sep 2020
Soap after you drop it in the shower 5 times
master kief
master kief
master kief
MATURE
swear to God this wasn't
made With mematic
master kief - master kief
slap_my_nuts slap_my_nuts
24 sep 2020
master kief master kief master kief MATURE swear to God this wasn't made With mematic master kief - master kief
INS THE GARHER, ISN'THE?
No. What if were to say io you
"Meesa beena bad Girl'?
HunterForHire HunterForHire
27 sep 2020
INS THE GARHER, ISN'THE? No. What if were to say io you "Meesa beena bad Girl'?
Here's a picture of my little brother holding grey cat like a goddamn teddy bear - Here’s a picture of my little brother holding grey cat like a goddamn teddy bear
TheMadT1tan TheMadT1tan
21 sep 2020
Here's a picture of my little brother holding grey cat like a goddamn teddy bear - Here’s a picture of my little brother holding grey cat like a goddamn teddy bear
When you finish welding and realize you're on fire.
pleble pleble
2 mar
When you finish welding and realize you're on fire.
DAILY STAR 3 MIN READ German shepherd 'cries' as he's forced to eat chilli in
disturbing new trend
Ernie prepares to commit a hate crime.
macdaddysbbq macdaddysbbq
25 sep 2020
DAILY STAR 3 MIN READ German shepherd 'cries' as he's forced to eat chilli in disturbing new trend Ernie prepares to commit a hate crime.
When you ask the orphan kid if his mom's hot but he just starts crying
Gome on, tall
Mimikyu1 Mimikyu1
28 may
When you ask the orphan kid if his mom's hot but he just starts crying Gome on, tall
When the waitress calls your man
"babe" and you 'bout to get banned from Chili's.
lettuceServerlife lettuceServerlife
22 sep 2020
When the waitress calls your man "babe" and you 'bout to get banned from Chili's.
Humanity: Al is going to take over the world soon
Al:
tat
Dawson Dawson
23 dec 2020
Humanity: Al is going to take over the world soon Al: tat
averagefairy
why do they even sell phone screen cleaning wipes haven't you ever heard of rubbing your phone on your boob til it's clean? you can't sell me anything more effective than my own tiddy
averagefairy why do they even sell phone screen cleaning wipes haven't you ever heard of rubbing your phone on your boob til it's clean? you can't sell me anything more effective than my own tiddy
It's ok.
Tits are superior.
There are two things guaranteed to get a man's attention:
Tits and the phrase "Did you see that monkey?"
giddyLeagueOfMemes giddyLeagueOfMemes
22 jan 2021
It's ok. Tits are superior. There are two things guaranteed to get a man's attention: Tits and the phrase "Did you see that monkey?"
In 2010, a man in England was arrested
for recording his neighbor's noisy dogs
and replaying the noise at full volume over the neighbor's fence.
iScare iScare
22 sep 2020
In 2010, a man in England was arrested for recording his neighbor's noisy dogs and replaying the noise at full volume over the neighbor's fence.
The New Crazy Cat Lady Look
sunny_mount_peekv2 sunny_mount_peekv2
13 mar
The New Crazy Cat Lady Look
Universal Reportedly Wants A Fast &
Furious And Jurassic World Crossover
#FastampFurious
@ Brandon
You know what these dinosaurs can't stop? Family
Universal Reportedly Wants A Fast & Furious And Jurassic World Crossover #FastampFurious @ Brandon You know what these dinosaurs can't stop? Family
Have you seen Groot?
Wino?
funnydude1264 funnydude1264
12 sep 2020
Have you seen Groot? Wino?
Nobody:
That one dude in a zombie movie that gets bit and tries to hide it from rest of the crew:
Nobody: That one dude in a zombie movie that gets bit and tries to hide it from rest of the crew:
Every cat owner ever:
OMG SO CUUUUTEEE!
Every cat owner ever: OMG SO CUUUUTEEE!
Charlie Moore
@socalledcharlie
Forget your zodiac sign, tell me which monopoly piece you play.
GeneralGrievousReacts GeneralGrievousReacts
24 sep 2020
Charlie Moore @socalledcharlie Forget your zodiac sign, tell me which monopoly piece you play.