Some jokes just write themselves
Some jokes just write themselves
My brain: stop this project and start a new project
Me: Why?
My brain:
I said new projec'
Va. 4
neglectedrHumor97 neglectedrHumor97
29 dec 2020
My brain: stop this project and start a new project Me: Why? My brain: I said new projec' Va. 4
My only regret is not having a better camera to take pictures of Optimus - My only regret is not having a better camera to take pictures of Optimus
Thezinogre Thezinogre
26 sep 2020
My only regret is not having a better camera to take pictures of Optimus - My only regret is not having a better camera to take pictures of Optimus
if you ever feel like shit, just remember
Courteney Cox's hair in Scream 3
Courtenay
wow, what the fuck
WHITE_G00DMAN WHITE_G00DMAN
16 nov 2020
if you ever feel like shit, just remember Courteney Cox's hair in Scream 3 Courtenay wow, what the fuck
When you're walking with ur dog at night & suddenly he stops & stares into the empty darkness & starts growling
Me: *starts singing gospel songs*
overstuffedopossum
24 sep 2020
When you're walking with ur dog at night & suddenly he stops & stares into the empty darkness & starts growling Me: *starts singing gospel songs*
When you tried really hard at white elephant but they keep trying to get people to steal it.
Markmarkmark
13 dec 2020
When you tried really hard at white elephant but they keep trying to get people to steal it.
MARVELOUS NEWS RICHARD E. GRANT HAS CONFIRMED HE'S IN LOKI & HAS POSSIBLY ALLUDED THAT HE !/IS AN GGLDER LOKI.
Marvelous7 Marvelous7
25 sep 2020
MARVELOUS NEWS RICHARD E. GRANT HAS CONFIRMED HE'S IN LOKI & HAS POSSIBLY ALLUDED THAT HE !/IS AN GGLDER LOKI.
When you take your little brother to
school and see your old teachers
th ney tnere, Gemons
me, ya boy.
Sketchers Sketchers
20 nov 2020
When you take your little brother to school and see your old teachers th ney tnere, Gemons me, ya boy.
Atheists when they realise they watched Godfather instead of
Sciencefather
sooperdood3 sooperdood3
22 jan 2021
Atheists when they realise they watched Godfather instead of Sciencefather
Not to brag but
I've satisfied every waitress that's ever served me
With just the tip
dr_Mario dr_Mario
30 oct 2020
Not to brag but I've satisfied every waitress that's ever served me With just the tip
What a beautiful smile!
romanLeagueOfMemes romanLeagueOfMemes
22 jan 2021
What a beautiful smile!
"Sorry Sarah, I can't treat you today. I'm a family doctor and you're an orphan"
AWAL57 AWAL57
20 apr
"Sorry Sarah, I can't treat you today. I'm a family doctor and you're an orphan"
Just bought this cat from PetSmart and I ain't
1eard him meow since we left the store, maybe he speak Spanish idk lol
MisterDadGuy MisterDadGuy
12 aug 2020
Just bought this cat from PetSmart and I ain't 1eard him meow since we left the store, maybe he speak Spanish idk lol
dogs when they see another dog
Your butt is magnificent.
Develop Develop
22 sep 2020
dogs when they see another dog Your butt is magnificent.
This dog followed the google earth guy
liked that I
mylilcroissant mylilcroissant
27 sep 2020
This dog followed the google earth guy liked that I
Kitbull
$100
I got a Kitbull for sale.. I mean it's a cat but it's built like a
Pitbull anyways. Kitbull for sale. $100 Oboe...
Republished Republished
22 sep 2020
Kitbull $100 I got a Kitbull for sale.. I mean it's a cat but it's built like a Pitbull anyways. Kitbull for sale. $100 Oboe...
Do dogs cry
While dogs can feel sadness and grief, they don't actually cry in the same way humans do. In other words, their sad feelings don't prompt a flow of tears. Humans, in fact, are the only animals on the planet to shed tears as a result of
their emotional state.
log do-clogs-cry
Do Dogs Cry?: Your Guide to Dog Tears and
Emotions -
Feedback
FrozonelsMyDad FrozonelsMyDad
26 sep 2020
Do dogs cry While dogs can feel sadness and grief, they don't actually cry in the same way humans do. In other words, their sad feelings don't prompt a flow of tears. Humans, in fact, are the only animals on the planet to shed tears as a result of their emotional state. log do-clogs-cry Do Dogs Cry?: Your Guide to Dog Tears and Emotions - Feedback
Texas ranchers digging for water and finding oil:
history_memelord history_memelord
29 dec 2020
Texas ranchers digging for water and finding oil:
Me: *hits my elbow on desk*
My entire nervous system:
asmordusu asmordusu
8 dec 2020
Me: *hits my elbow on desk* My entire nervous system:
This lady is witch!
How else could she do this with so little clothes on?
okayLeagueOfMemes okayLeagueOfMemes
22 jan 2021
This lady is witch! How else could she do this with so little clothes on?