some GuY my SON PLAYS XBOX WITH
AL___
Wot
Nipples
WetNipples WetNipples
11 dec 2020
some GuY my SON PLAYS XBOX WITH AL___ Wot Nipples
When he gives you flowers wrapped in cellophane from the grocery store and says "we're going to Olive
Garden"
Catalyticmemes Catalyticmemes
22 dec 2020
When he gives you flowers wrapped in cellophane from the grocery store and says "we're going to Olive Garden"
me showing up to my buddy's
house with 9 busch lights in a walmart sack
Hey quys. you ready to let the dogs out?
sugondeeze sugondeeze
23 sep 2020
me showing up to my buddy's house with 9 busch lights in a walmart sack Hey quys. you ready to let the dogs out?
GREAT ON PIANO
SUCKS ON ORGANS.
GREAT ON PIANO SUCKS ON ORGANS.
"engine loses compression*
Me: Adds more nitrous.
Engine:
You won't let me live. You won't let me die.
"engine loses compression* Me: Adds more nitrous. Engine: You won't let me live. You won't let me die.
Judge_life Judge_life
23 sep 2020
He won costume contest as a water bottle
Grandma, what did you do with all the money from
Grandpa's Life Insurance???
Catalyticmemes Catalyticmemes
4 nov 2020
Grandma, what did you do with all the money from Grandpa's Life Insurance???
8 year old me playing dead in the pool to see if anyone cared:
MemeThief_00 MemeThief_00
26 sep 2020
8 year old me playing dead in the pool to see if anyone cared:
ear followers,
Today I of
Tomorrow?
WINO KNOWS.0-
HumanouijaBoard HumanouijaBoard
25 sep 2020
ear followers, Today I of Tomorrow? WINO KNOWS.0-
chris evans
@chris_notcapn
LMAO. Y'all will really do anything except pay people more money.
CLARK, NJ
APPLERER'S OFFERING INTERVIEWEES FREE
the
- 17 May 21 - Twitter for iPhone
Retweets 1,384 Quote Tweets
Josebarrio Josebarrio
19 may
chris evans @chris_notcapn LMAO. Y'all will really do anything except pay people more money. CLARK, NJ APPLERER'S OFFERING INTERVIEWEES FREE the - 17 May 21 - Twitter for iPhone Retweets 1,384 Quote Tweets
me: why does my back hurt
my posture everyday from 9-5:
me: why does my back hurt my posture everyday from 9-5:
Times are tough. Even Mona
Lisa is starting an OnlyFans!
marginal_dank_panda marginal_dank_panda
6 jan 2021
Times are tough. Even Mona Lisa is starting an OnlyFans!
G-dHatesChayim 296d
me_irl
"cat people people over arguing which with is dog people over which is better
tellewatt252 tellewatt252
24 sep 2020
G-dHatesChayim 296d me_irl "cat people people over arguing which with is dog people over which is better
Texas: we know the power lines can't handle the cold, but they can handle the heat right?
Texas power companies:
Texas: we know the power lines can't handle the cold, but they can handle the heat right? Texas power companies:
I cried when my dad chopped onions
Onions was a good dog
like dark humor
but holy fuck
Senpaithiccums Senpaithiccums
30 sep 2020
I cried when my dad chopped onions Onions was a good dog like dark humor but holy fuck
Scientist: Explaining importance of good sleep
Me at 3 am watching him explain:
Quirk Quirk
22 apr
Scientist: Explaining importance of good sleep Me at 3 am watching him explain:
10 Black Widow Cosplay That Look just Like
The Marvel Comics
These Black Widow cosplays are some of the best we've ever seen. They practically bring the
Marvel heroine to life!
famousdavidsirdude famousdavidsirdude
26 mar
10 Black Widow Cosplay That Look just Like The Marvel Comics These Black Widow cosplays are some of the best we've ever seen. They practically bring the Marvel heroine to life!
Best. Engagement Ring. Ever.
ry ry
RebelSAM13 RebelSAM13
26 sep 2020
Best. Engagement Ring. Ever. ry ry
Only place she feels safe at
ironcladniionav8 ironcladniionav8
13 mar
Only place she feels safe at
INS THE GARHER, ISN'THE?
No. What if were to say io you
"Meesa beena bad Girl'?
HunterForHire HunterForHire
27 sep 2020
INS THE GARHER, ISN'THE? No. What if were to say io you "Meesa beena bad Girl'?