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    • Kaldi, an Ethiopian goat herder discovered the effects of coffee after his goats started eating berries off a bush. They became hyper af & would NOT fucking sleep. So he took the berries to an abbot at his local monastery & showed him what’s good & the priest was hype cuzit kept him awake for prayer
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    • My girl just broke up with me over text can I please get a F
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    • Actually coffee was discovered after some guy noticed how hyper it made his goats. Lmao
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    • Fact: Coffee was discovered after a native man's goat ate some mysterious dark brown berries. The native man then sought for help with one of his close friends. Then, they dried, baked, and cooked the berries. They drank the dark brown liquid and we're amazed at how much energy it gave them.
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    • I’m 18 with a small penis and a girl out my league likes me, can I have likes please? Maybe top comment?
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    • Actually, some guy watched his goats eat it and saw that they went fucking apeshit so he said "well shit fam this shit must get you turnt" so then he tried it and invented coffee
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    • Dude: this bean sucks, maybe if I grind it down? Nope. Maybe if I make it wet? Nope. Oh i know I'm gonna boil the shit out of my water and then pour it over the bean and drink that bean essence
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    • Actually goat herders started noticing that the goats got really hyper when they ate coffee beans and decided to try it themselves
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    • The story goes that an explorer found sheep eating them and that they were not tired meanwhile he was about to pass tf out so he ate them and was not tired and continued on his expedition, then brought the berries to France or some shit to try and sell them
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    • Coffee beans: Evolve with a stimulant that is strong enough to kill most predators. Humans: GRIND DAT GOOD SHIT.
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    • person picks up coconut "I cannot eat this" he yeets it at a wall and it cracks open "owo"
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    • Actually it was a goat farmer who saw the goats eating out of the tree and becoming energized, it was also almost banned by the church, because black water scary it's the devil's drink. But the pope tried it before deciding, he enjoyed it and told everyone to chill
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    • Coffee was invented by monks that ate coffee beans so that they could stay up longer and pray. COFFEE IS HOLY JUICE.
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    • Is that joji
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    • Coffee was actually discovered when a farmer noticed his goats or some shit would go straight wacky after eating some weird beans that were growing close to his home or something like that
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    • Did you know, a religious leader somewhere(can't remember where) actually banned coffee beans because of their drug like quality. So he ordered them to be burned, but people liked it so much they grabbed them out of the ashes after the fire went out, and that's when they discovered roasting coffee
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    • Never understood why inigga got tc before. Now I'm here early and the comments are full of furry porn. Plz anything is better than this.
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    • Fucking random dude in history: oh if I dry this plant out, pack it into a pipe and smoke it I get high wow can't believe I thought of that
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    • Filthy frank is not gone but on a journey through time
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    • That moment when you realize caffiene is developed by the plants to try to kill you
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    • I once saw a furry in full suit the first time last year not knowing what those things were. I thought they were school mascots but dressed as edgy kids
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    • Idk coffee doesn’t do much for me, most energy drinks don’t either.
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    • This is my new favorite meme template
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    • 30 minutes later as he's shitting everywhere
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    • Fr tho, I respect the fuck out of the nigga who grabbed a pineapple and said "This looks edible."
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    • Hey uh op can you delete that tc please, thanks
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    • 👀👀👀is that jojivlogs?!?!
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    • Joji
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    • Im about to graduate highschool and have never kissed a girl.
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    • Aye what’s this plants? *eats cocaine plant. Guess its nothing. Five minutes later
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    • Actually no. His goats started eating them first, and he thought they were starting to go insane before he tried them himself
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    • Dirt bean water make you go F A S T
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    • I looked up the history of coffee out of curiosity, it was discovered by a sheep farmer in Sweden who was trying to figure out what was making his sheep hyper.
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    • This but with weed.
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    • Before Kaldi, Chinese emperors would brew tea seeing it as a divine drink
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    • Is that baby joji
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    • But coffee hardly does anything. If you didn't know about the caffein you'd never guess it's there. For people addicted it's literally 40% the caffein 60% placebo
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    • Our Father Papa Franku!
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    • Coffee beans were discovered when they noticed animals that ate them buzzing around.
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    • Coffee is from the Aztecs and Mayans and they would mix it up with all kinds of shit and taking it before battles
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    • Adhd used to be an issue for me but not anymore after i started doing coke. Talk to your local drug dealer to see if coke is right for you. Side effects may include bloody nose, collapsed lung, addiction, death, and feeling awesome
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    • Coffee was first cultivated by Sufi mystics in the 9th century, who found that chewing coffee beans helped with fasting and meditation.
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    • after drinking coffee for years my reaction to it be like
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    • Someone take that furry shit outta here
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    • Help eliminate the furry, mother fuckers.
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    • Actually a Shepherd saw his sheep eating the plant and saw that it gave them high energy. He brought it to the nearby church where the monks both roasted the beans, because of the pleasant aroma, and also turned it into a stew which they all drank. That is the origin of coffee I have read many times
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    • To the furry that got tc
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    • This is better than the furry
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    • give me your breathing privileges
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    • Coffee was discovered by a goatherd who noticed his goats were more happy and bouncy after eating the beans
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    • Looks like the same guy who said I’m going to eat the first thing that comes out of that chickens ass
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    • Coffee used to have an effect on me but now it doesn't really do anything it just helps me wake up in the morning
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    • Pink is da boss
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    • Somewhere there is another world where the russo bros didn’t dust groot and he got to hang out with the avengers in endgame and became tall again after the 5 year jump. I find that very disappointing.
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    • Joji memes? Ah shit, here we go again.
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    • The very first person who milked a cow...what was he or she trying to do?
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    • Lmao I wonder if some joji fan girls don’t know about filthy frank
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    • They've been drinking coffee in Ethiopia for thousands of years..it was a ceremonial drink, not intended to be drank in large quantities everyday
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    • 30 minutes later?! Try 10!!
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    • I love how furrys and webs hate each other. But to normal functioning people it’s all just 2d filth garbage.
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    • I miss filthy frank and the crew of autism
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    • Same for the cocaine plant
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    • If that’s crazy think of the person who tasted milk from a cows tit
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    • coffee was discovered in the 11th century
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    • The story behind it was some guy in the Middle East noticed his goats were really energetic so he checked it out and found they were eating coffee beans.
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    • It was actually some goat herder in Ethiopia that saw his goats eating the plant and going crazy
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    • Caffeine doesn’t give me energy, it just makes me feel retarded for an hour
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    • My body is weird, caffeine has little to no effect on my ass
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    • Actually they tried to make wine out of it first
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    • Because of the caffeine or the strong urge to shit after words
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