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    • Fucking highschool man. Got rejected and immediately moved on and got a girlfriend 3 weeks later and she was mad that I didn't stay single after she rejected me. (some) people can be next level shit.
      Javii 19 oct
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    • My last relationship was alot like Forest Gump's, she was a slut and I was a retard.
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    • I never understood why females do that, tbh you'd expect men to do this since they dont get alot of women throwing themselves at them but its just opposite. usually these type of women are getting 60+ matches a day and still get mad if you move on saying "I still love you". Like fuck you, it -
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    • If a girl rejects you move on. You look like an idiot to keep trying. Plus you’re wasting your time which is way more valuable than hers. There’s always someone else willing to date
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    • My ex as of last week cheated on me a month before break up. She let me know a few weeks prior that she had sent pics to one guy and was flirting with a coworker at BestBuy. I usually flat out cold drop cheaters; but I was shooting the stars on this one... wanted to marry her and asked her not (1/?)
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    • Damn, a dude asked the same chick 6 times... I may be a loser but even I’d fully give up after the 3rd
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    • Some people literally want you to be single for your entire life
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    • You become more attractive to women if other women are interested in you.
      Jordan90 19 oct
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    • High school. I tried asking out a girl once and for my first time ever. I worked up the courage for nearly half a year. And then I did it. And then she reported me as a creep and I got suspended. Henceforth, I learned my damn lesson, it’s nothing but a trap
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    • My coworker constantly complains about how annoying our other coworker is because he’s constantly asking her out and she keeps rejecting him and he finally blocked her on social media and moved on and got a gf and now she’s upset that he doesn’t give her any attention anymore.
      Bosozoku_ 19 oct
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    • Had a girl who I used to chill with all the time friend zone me. She and I both date other people but are still kind of chill. Just haven’t hung out after school anymore really. Then at prom when I’m with my girl she comes up and grinds behind me. Pissed me tf off because she knew how I felt 1/2
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    • There’s nothing wrong with you, it’s been three years for me and I still have bad nights. The difference is you don’t miss the person, you miss what you had with them. Find someone to do things with that make you happy, whether platonic or otherwise
      Razer773 19 oct
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    • My first gf broke up with me in the cafeteria in high school saying she wanted to be friends, and I said alright I get it, walked away. Later on I hear she’s saying I’m a jerk cause I didn’t “fight for her and our relationship”. Like you told me you didn’t think it was working, and she says “oh it
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    • I was wanting to date this girl that was 30 and I was 22. We would go out drinking, hold hands, cuddle and all that cute shit. I kept asking her to be my gf, she kept rejecting me cause I was too young. So I started to date someone else and she got really mad at me.
      Aguedog 19 oct
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    • I once had a girl say she’d date me but she had a boyfriend, she broke up with him the next day, she started acting more and more like she was trying to date, I ask her out and she says “let me think about it”. I got home and she blocked me but the next year she asked me why I didn’t try harder
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    • They like you for the attention not because they actually like you
      Tankifed 19 oct
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    • Last year during school the girl that rejected me saw me with another girl (I was with that girl long after the other girl rejected me) and she texted me “so...you moved on?” And I told her what the fuck did you expect bitch and she was saying how her Bf was gonna beat me up and all I did was I sent
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    • I seriously don't get women bruh. I ask out a girl, get rejected, 3 months later she talkin bout, "how come you never text me?" Like BITCH!
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    • that’s y i said yes the first time my bf asked. like obviously
      Lendir 19 oct
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    • That’s why I live by the 3 B’s of life. Bitches Be Bonkers
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    • The female brain is an evolutionary mistake holding mankind back from greatness.
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    • Maybe it used to be true, but at least as far as I can tell, men are definitely more mature than women these days!
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    • THIS SHIT HAPPENED TO ME! A girl I was almost silly when it comes to buying gifts, complementing, etc etc she would always push me away and then finally I got with another chick and this girl was literally like “let’s fuck” lololol
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    • I want to be a girl that is moving on. Its been 4 mf years, and I can't move on, whats wrong with me?
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    • Imagine sweating over one bird when there's millions more out there
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    • Spent almost the majority of my middle school through high school life pining after one girl getting rejected but pulled back in with bullshit like “if I didn’t have a boyfriend I would be with you” and always inviting me over and acting real flirty but then back away when things started to advance.
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    • When you open the comments and the first thing you see are paragraphs you know this shit gonna be good
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    • Man, high-school fucking sucks, got rejected 4 times, then I got a girlfriend a month later. She was then mad cuz i stopped asking her out.
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    • Word of advice, never reject a good person. I'm not saying you gotta settle for someone who looks like they fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down but, if they're somewhat average looking AND a good person, they are worth a shot.
      iKelex 19 oct
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    • This bitch i was super into told me she wasnt interested but we stayed friends for a while. Asked out another girl and she got pissed. She said i lied about loving her cuz i asked someone else out despite telling my repeatedly that she just wanted to be friends. Fuck Chalynn. Dodged a bullet tho
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    • My now husband had been on and off again with this whore from a mutual club before we met. She took pride in telling him he didn’t mean anything to her. When we got together, she did everything in her power to try and ruin my reputation to their mutual friends, ultimately ruining her own in the end.
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    • If a girl says no to me once I’m gone bruh, I’m not gonna be some weird whiny creep who thinks he’s entitled to a fucking date tbh, so get over it and get over yourself you ain’t as great as you think you are bro stop trying to force her to date you
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    • "Love is not something you should have to beg for"
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    • Had my first crush when I was 5. Lasted well into highschool. When she finally noticed me she was laying it on pretty heavy that she was interested, like laughing at all my jokes, grabbing me from behind, sitting next to me during school trips, texting me all the time. Even her friends were (1/?)
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    • This is what’s happening to me now but I got attached again and turns out she’s dating someone already and I feel like shit for falling for the trick again
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    • Is it too hard to understand that guys will take No for an answer and don't like to sit there waiting for something that's not gonna happen?
      Keywi 19 oct
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    • I had a relationship but she left me cause she said I don’t want to deal with u and ur problems cause I have depression and anxiety. I said fuck that bitch picked up my crown and kept walking
      twoface14 19 oct
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    • WOMEN ONLY WANT YOU WHEN THEY KNOW SOMEONE ELSE DOES TOO. My last gf only ever seemed to care about me when she thought there was someone else (there never was, other girls just liked me). But she was able to flirt with all the guys she wanted and said I “suffocated her” if I got concerned
      HarryKane 19 oct
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    • Turned out the chick I rejected was just desperate to be in a relationship so after stalking me for like a month she starts dating some fat dude
      Feak 19 oct
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    • I broke up with my girlfriend because she was into certain drugs, she always hanged out with one dude and I feel didnt like to hang with me. She really liked me but I dont feel that she loved me, so we both decided to end it. Next day my friend shows me a video of the guy she was hanging with,kissin
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    • "I just wanted him to try harder"
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    • Bruh chill they in fuckin preschool
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    • “I think I have feelings for you...” lookin ass
      Bearchaw 19 oct
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    • My ex tried to ruin my relationship last week cuz she saw i have a new gf. Like is she constantly stalking my profile cuz we have each other blocked and unfriended on everything. Crazy midget bitch
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    • My ex and I have been on and off for about a year... there’s a lot of wounds, and scars. And although I do love her in a way, I have recently discovered that I lost romantic feelings for her. But she hasn’t. She’s coming onto me even stronger now cuz I think she knows I’m backing away.
      Shizzy 19 oct
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    • My close friend that I've had a crush on for little over a year is upset at me because I started going out using tinder. It sucks because I still have feelings for said friend but they don't want me dating they want me as a backup
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    • I don't allow myself to like people more than friends anymore... It hurts ... A lot... But it's for the best... They deserve a lot more anyways :)
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    • One and done fuck you mean 6 times
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    • The question is why did the guy try 6 times? Fellas gotta learn to move on. Don’t be a simp. She’s not interested then she’s not interested
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    • “Why is she calling me a stalker and creep? 😭 I keep asking her out every day and she blocks me”
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    • Can’t relate, all I get is rejected lol
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    • I have a theory that once a girl finds out that you like her, she starts to notice you more and SOMETIMES that can turn into feelings; even if she initially rejects you.
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    • How to make a girl interested: step1) be incredibly handsome and Rich, if you have nothing to offer her she ain’t gonna fall for you bro. Step 2) gotta find the balance between showering her with affection, completely ignoring her, and treating her like crap. You gotta do all 3 simultaneously.
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    • She looks like my little cousin Adaline. Cute kid but there's something wrong with her
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    • Girls like that only want you around as a toy. They just wanna play games with you until they eventually get bored. Just move on and forget about them to avoid more drama and pain
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    • Don’t get so hung up on a girl that you ask her out 6 times. She probably said no because your being weird and won’t stop asking. It’s a turn off when a guy gets like that.
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    • Bitches aint shit
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    • That's What You Get!
      4Pep 19 oct
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    • Women will literally reject you solely because they “want you to try harder”
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    • DailyCrab 19 oct
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    • I’m good friends with the girl I wouldn’t stop trying to be with. Got rejected two times and sometimes she accuses me of having feelings but now she can’t pull that because I’m in a relationship now
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    • I had a nobody and my heart was never broken cause I focused on my education. I do pay a lot of attention to others relationships.. MAN OH MAN I’m scared to death of ever being in one.
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    • had a weird relationship like that. But I kept going because even though I knew she was kinda leading me on, i felt there was something there, eventually she flirted with my friend at a party and I just called it quits and hooked up with a sweet girl, next thing I know she's super passive aggressive
      Pretzels 19 oct
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    • I never understood the "Hard to get" mindset
      Sebast115 19 oct
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    • It’s so hard to have high confidence when you know that she could replace you so fast. I know she wouldn’t and I know I’m the one she wants but she could have a boyfriend seconds after dropping me if she wanted to. Please just stay with me A****e
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    • I wish women weren’t treated like fucking queens their whole lives, especially growing up, leading to them becoming brats cuz they have so much fucking ego. Women aren’t humbled enough. They go their whole life thinking the best of themselves cuz everyone treats them like queens.
      Shizzy 19 oct
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    • I don’t understand why niggas keep going after a girl after they get rejected. I asked out a girl and she said no and that was that. I didn’t keep goin after her
      Niggyward 19 oct
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    • I think women are starting to wise up to the idea that men do in fact have options
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    • Too many guys just don’t know how to ask girls out properly. I used to see this even on college campuses. Guys would approach girls they had ZERO contact with before or set ZERO foundation of connection, and expect the girl to say yes. Befriend first, form connection, THEN ask out
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    • Take some stock in yourselves men. If they even think about playing games, leave em in your dust. You're worth more than a disposable confidence boost. But always keep building yourself into your best you because if you're lucky enough to get a chance with a good woman she shouldn't have to settle
      Khadgar 19 oct
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    • Based on how most peoples relationships are told from ifunny it doesn't seem worth it to even try with a relationship. I've only ever dated one person and im not sure if I should just avoid a relationship or not.
      Aytric 19 oct
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    • Yes girls enjoy attention we get it, every gender has its flaw and that’s ok. Dudes can be like that too
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    • Here is why. Cuz people want what they can’t have. So when the girl can’t get someone even if she couldn’t get him in the past subconsciously she wants him now cuz she knows he is wanted. This goes the other way around for guys as well
      Kevhart 19 oct
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    • My OG once said... dont let these hoes get in your head. You could lose a lotta bread chasin these petty tings. But youll never lose hoes chasing pesos.. why im always on a mission"
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    • I once talked to a chick for like a year, every time I asked her to make it official she said not right now. Got tired of waiting, fell out of love, dated someone else. Then she wants to hit me with the "you have no idea how much you just hurt me I loved you so much" victim bullshit. The AUDACITY.
      Mac1634 19 oct
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    • They don’t get more than a second try when I really really like them, and they usually tell me I should’ve tried more, coincidentally, do you know Einstein’s definition of insanity?
      SF10 19 oct
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    • I had a girl message me asking why I started going out with my girlfriend (now wife) at the time. I told her because she didn’t reject me.
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    • PorkSword 19 oct
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    • I only ask once and I can take no for an answer, but if you decide you want me after that your gonna have to ask
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    • I'm currently trying to move on from my ex of 4 years, I still feel some pain but I've been doing better each day. Theres a really small hope that she comes back around at some point because I still harbor some feelings for her
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    • Fuck you sarah you fucking cunt
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      MacauliflowerCulkin 19 oct
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    • It's all rejection and curving until they see you in grey sweat pants
      reaver13x 22 oct
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    • If she says no leave it at that. Either she's not interested or she's playing games, and you don't want a girl who plays games
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    • I get the context I think. the narrative being: she dressed up like SpiderWoman to be with him, but he sided with Wonder Woman instead
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    • Eat shit bitch
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    • Girls: why didn't he just try harder 😩
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    • Leave the fucking kid alone, man shit.
      cool69yea 21 oct
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    • My ex and I broke up after a 3.5 yr long relationship. I didn’t move on or rebound like her. Then she started talking to me again. I started to move on after waiting 10+ months. Then she hits me w the “I love you still why would you not wait longer for me?!” As I told her I was gonna go on a date...
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    • My female friend rejected this really (might I say it) hot guy. She told me she didn’t wanna reject him and told her to ask him out but she said, “I’ll wait for him to ask me again.” Like bitch that’s not how it works. So this is why I’m done with females.
      PIL0T 21 oct
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    • Spidey getting some wonder women power dussy
      CumTime 20 oct
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    • I have found out that girls have no idea what they wnat until it is too late
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    • Women wanna feel like trophies that are earned and fought over as if men are done primal beat made to worship at their feet
      Drasset 20 oct
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    • The girl in the back
      I4mHero0 20 oct
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    • Look up the dismissive avoidant love pattern. It’s psychology. Those girls weren’t raised well enough to get high EQ so they can’t handle the deep connection you want to provide, but they do miss it and want it when you’re gone. Don’t go for people like this unless they truly are fixing it.
      nk361 20 oct
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    • I’m a dude and that’s how i feel after rejecting the same girl all my life
      Humacunra 20 oct
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    • Dont let her put you on a back burner guys
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